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272728  piranharama: @TurkeyVultureTed I cant fault that logic

273256  Not A Bot: THAT IS SO EXCELLENT!

273255  Theimposter: Thats disgusting.

273256  Theimposter: Lean in and take a big messy bite to spite fate.

273235  Alaskan: I prefer to keep hold of the bucket, thanks, I had a bad experience once.

273261  Theimposter: Sad they had to in order to comprehend the hazard.

273224  Amy Housewine: In the beginning there was The Word, and The Word was with God, and The Word was God

273244  SurfNTurf: Bruh, try moving that decimal a space over to the right to get someone to let your creepy ass crank off on their boots...

273224  dobbiesdoogs: in the beginning I had a lot to say about my father in the middle east but he is not the one that we have seen before that we could check out our new book on this issue of our lives

273224  FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

273263  ignatz: They like computers cos they're warm

273244  eevee: Dirk Stedanko

273242  ignatz: Th Chinese 'Social Credits' plan is straight outta Scarfolk..

273246  ignatz: @sparename my Coeliac grandma switched to tequila- guaranteed wheat-free

273145  Bob: Sorry Canada.

273259  Amy Housewine: * MGM lion roar *

273251  Amy Housewine: Me and my shadow/And now to repeat what I said at the start/They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart

273190  VoR: Singing*

273258  sparename: *-one else does

273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

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272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273224 Amy Housewine: In the beginning there was The Word, and The Word was with God, and The Word was God

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.



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Score:
834
 
 Nymphomania: Marv Albert
 Spazstatic: I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. But I'm all out of gum and these legs aren't conducive to kicking.
 Dr. Bathroom: It's on the menu.
 Hippitus Hoppitus: I also bet it smells great in there.
 robocop: Eat my ass!
 wolfpk: Hippo foreplay
 grizzly: Go downtown and bite that butt.
 Bacon Train: Hungry, horny hippos...
Image 241209   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
274
 
 john dough: Tesla was the electric Jesus.
 Mad Collager: Even though there's a shiny red roadster in the weightlessness of space, I fail to see the connection here to Tesla.
 Gringos: Whats keeping the Earth orbiting the sun?
 dangerkeith3000: @sparename In the movie "Young Einstein" he actually invented bubbles in beer. By splitting the atom!
 Spazstatic: Looks like the years under the picture are 2001 - 1602
 Teechur: RIP Stephen Hawking.
 Ulillillia: Damn it, Issac, I wanted to fly.
 barfolomew: @antipatterns shoot, shows me for not reading completely before I comment.
 barfolomew: @sparename they call it specific gravity because when it's high you flop to the floor.
 UltraBeverly: This is what Mormons (and Jehovah's Witnesses) actually believe (the floating part).
 Watch Out: Dick
 anonimos: @sparename I always though Steel Reserve was "high gravity" was because it made it hard to stand up after you drink it
 Dr Awkward: @sparename Don't be dense.
 sparename: But more thanks to Einstein, without whom we wouldn't have beer with specific gravity
Image 241208   04-06-18   Uploaded by    whaleshark
Score:
575
 
 savvoy: Another fine day with Derp and Floof
 james: Thug life
Image 241207   04-06-18   Uploaded by    fullofwind
Score:
496
 
 Jotun: He sure mauled that basketball.
Image 241206   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
899
 
 Not A Bot: Just trying to set the clock on that newfangled VCR
 Coolguy: Yeah thats right
Image 241205   04-06-18   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Image 241204 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by genius. Boo, genius.
Score:
585
 
 Teechur: These cats ain't spoonin', they're forkin'.
Image 241203   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Rhombo Dimple
Score:
648
 
 Mr Bleak: It's all ok - the baby is the designated driver.
 sumo: Especially, don't let your angry baby boy drive!
 PenguinBartender: "Don't drive angry!"
Image 241202   04-06-18   Uploaded by    zoso
Score:
514
 
 BaconCake: Im Mr. Bucket, you put your balls in my head!
 huskyboy: Stop, drop, shut em down open up shop
 Derp Herpigan: The driver: #241202
Image 241201   04-06-18   Uploaded by    queezy farm
Score:
445
 
 Spazstatic: @Derp Herpigan It was intentional. #57352
 UltraBeverly: I too like to put my boy syrup on pancakes.
 tehghost: The raised eyebrow tells us the mascot is in on the joke //smashcut to room 237 footage
 barfolomew: Hey you kids, settle down in there.
 Hyphae: @kazzy94 "Yeah! Girl Molasses"
 kazzy94: And try our new Yeah Girl molasses!
 Ulillillia: Have a seat, right over there.
 Derp Herpigan: Punctuation is! everything
Image 241200   04-06-18   Uploaded by    augustus
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