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258448  ignatz: Da-dum. Da-dum. Dumdumdumdum etc

258320  BavidDowie: Leaf me alone

257342  Mr Bleak: @Joseph You can't say that, it's like telling children "Santa is your dad in a fake beard".

258333  BavidDowie: This is too much

258336  BavidDowie: @clayjar yes, then yes

258337  BavidDowie: Solo! Solo!

258341  BavidDowie: Still a better love story than Twilight.

258436  mwoody: I can't tell; is your dog Extra Crispy or Original?

258367  BavidDowie: Who spilled the gasket basket?

258387  BavidDowie: @Knice No, it's snot.

258387  BavidDowie: Just high-quality licks

258398  BavidDowie: Muh boy Pumps always getting in trouble

258431  BavidDowie: What a pile Acrop

258398  Mad Collager: You are also responsible for heeling yourself.

258433  hajjpodge: @AlexDeLarge That's a trend that never went away.

258404  Mad Collager: Shoulda been an Alfa Romeo.

258433  Otterman: Heh heh. Nukular. George W was such a brilliant man.

258433  Otterman: Silly, we had the looming threat of nukular war in the 80s, too.

258433  AlexDeLarge: Don't forget casual racism

258405  Mad Collager: I bet in the future we'll have flying cars and teleportation!

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258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258337 BavidDowie: Solo! Solo!

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258270 berlin: me too

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258272 Felicity: Excellent

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.



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Score:
834
 
 Nymphomania: Marv Albert
 Spazstatic: I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. But I'm all out of gum and these legs aren't conducive to kicking.
 Dr. Bathroom: It's on the menu.
 Hippitus Hoppitus: I also bet it smells great in there.
 robocop: Eat my ass!
 wolfpk: Hippo foreplay
 grizzly: Go downtown and bite that butt.
 Bacon Train: Hungry, horny hippos...
Image 241209   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
274
 
 john dough: Tesla was the electric Jesus.
 Mad Collager: Even though there's a shiny red roadster in the weightlessness of space, I fail to see the connection here to Tesla.
 Gringos: Whats keeping the Earth orbiting the sun?
 dangerkeith3000: @sparename In the movie "Young Einstein" he actually invented bubbles in beer. By splitting the atom!
 Spazstatic: Looks like the years under the picture are 2001 - 1602
 Teechur: RIP Stephen Hawking.
 Ulillillia: Damn it, Issac, I wanted to fly.
 barfolomew: @antipatterns shoot, shows me for not reading completely before I comment.
 barfolomew: @sparename they call it specific gravity because when it's high you flop to the floor.
 UltraBeverly: This is what Mormons (and Jehovah's Witnesses) actually believe (the floating part).
 Watch Out: Dick
 antipatterns: @sparename I always though Steel Reserve was "high gravity" was because it made it hard to stand up after you drink it
 Dr Awkward: @sparename Don't be dense.
 sparename: But more thanks to Einstein, without whom we wouldn't have beer with specific gravity
Image 241208   04-06-18   Uploaded by    whaleshark
Score:
575
 
 savvoy: Another fine day with Derp and Floof
 james: Thug life
Image 241207   04-06-18   Uploaded by    fullofwind
Score:
496
 
 Jotun: He sure mauled that basketball.
Image 241206   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
899
 
 Not A Bot: Just trying to set the clock on that newfangled VCR
 Coolguy: Yeah thats right
Image 241205   04-06-18   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Image 241204 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by genius. You have brought shame on us, genius.
Score:
585
 
 Teechur: These cats ain't spoonin', they're forkin'.
Image 241203   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Rhombo Dimple
Score:
648
 
 Mr Bleak: It's all ok - the baby is the designated driver.
 sumo: Especially, don't let your angry baby boy drive!
 PenguinBartender: "Don't drive angry!"
Image 241202   04-06-18   Uploaded by    zoso
Score:
514
 
 BaconCake: Im Mr. Bucket, you put your balls in my head!
 antipatterns: Stop, drop, shut em down open up shop
 Derp Herpigan: The driver: #241202
Image 241201   04-06-18   Uploaded by    queezy farm
Score:
445
 
 Spazstatic: @Derp Herpigan It was intentional. #57352
 UltraBeverly: I too like to put my boy syrup on pancakes.
 antipatterns: The raised eyebrow tells us the mascot is in on the joke //smashcut to room 237 footage
 barfolomew: Hey you kids, settle down in there.
 Hyphae: @kazzy94 "Yeah! Girl Molasses"
 kazzy94: And try our new Yeah Girl molasses!
 Ulillillia: Have a seat, right over there.
 Derp Herpigan: Punctuation is! everything
Image 241200   04-06-18   Uploaded by    augustus
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