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244313  WannaBee: @Yurishiro @Christina oh never mind, Im blue again.

244319  Side Boob: Dude, I am so high right now...

244325  Not A Bot: thats the second biggest butt plug ive ever seen.

244320  Shay: Fuck the police

244320  lecj07: @Otterman Well played.

244327  lecj07: Fail on the name. That name must always be shouted.

244325  Warrax: Good. I've got an itch and I don't want to be judged.

244328  Warrax: This was the wallpaper on all my devices for several months. My daughter thought it was weird, I told her not to talk that way about her sister.

244300  San DoDo: VLC really leaks into everyday life, doesn't it.

244302  DrinkMixMan: I don't get high, can I still use these?

244322  San DoDo: Compton: The Happy Years

244320  Otterman: @lecj07 Pfft, it's "Mister".

244328  barfolomew: I get it, because it's a pearl onion.

244305  lecj07: "I'm just saying, there's a table right here! Why do I have to hold the book on my head? And of course, you're ignoring me. Again."

244311  lecj07: Now do it on a unicycle!

244312  lecj07: Imagining triangular tunnels now.

244324  wolfpk: They finished it in five minutes.

244326  fanny: go home Bjork! you're drunk!

244314  lecj07: Boop!

244320  lecj07: It's funny, even as an adult there is no way I can call him by his first name.

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1. Yurishiro
2. dangerkeith3000
3. WannaBee
4. lecj07
5. tib gubb
6. Scoo
7. glenalec
8. Shay
9. Felicity
10. VoR



The top ten most commented-on images today:

244141 glenalec: @Yurishiro - don't say any of these - ever - and you will be fine!

244222 White Rice: @wolfpk yeah he did try that (and if failed spectacularly, fortunately) but he still has way too many fans who think he didn't (and couldn't) do any wrong. That kind of stuff wasn't cool when "shock-jocks" were trying it on the radio, and surprisingly it still isn't cool (outside of 14 year old "edgy" boys).

244170 lecj07: @E. HONDA But take the socks off. Somehow, naked with socks is a real turn off for me.

244128 jazzjunkie: Why yes, I *do* have some Grey Poupon!

244105 square44: @Yurishiro fair enough

244104 Dr Awkward: @SpaceCow Would you rather your tax money go into the pockets of big Bench?

244227 bug: I guess shooting them in the barrel was still a little too difficult.

244150 Skaalar: Peter Gabriel is still looking for this woman.

244294 Joseph: Glitter-tering is what the Dutch call this. (Glitter tuberculosis)

244288 VoR: @Beeble plus-sed are the aggronauts



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

Morpen Lungus uploaded 243989 (1400 points)
ping uploaded 244012 (1276 points)
WannaBee uploaded 244006 (1263 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 244016 (1252 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 243818 (1244 points)
mrmrmr uploaded 243860 (1220 points)
WannaBee uploaded 243990 (1153 points)
Prombom uploaded 244018 (1113 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 244135 (1108 points)
ashton uploaded 243947 (1082 points)
camellia uploaded 243833 (1009 points)
Horp Lello uploaded 244111 (993 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 243998 (992 points)
Pikachu uploaded 243842 (988 points)
WannaBee uploaded 243851 (983 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Supermansbrother: 15816 points
 2. WannaBee: 12423 points
 3. Side Boob: 7907 points
 4. Yurishiro: 6529 points
 5. Annoying Vegan : 5225 points
 6. Not A Bot: 3354 points
 7. Mr. Butt: 2825 points
 8. foreversmug: 2698 points
 9. Scoo: 2463 points
10. a robot: 2420 points
11. Mexico: 2370 points
12. dingding: 2347 points
13. waaaaaat: 2267 points
14. E. HONDA: 2164 points
15. Warrax: 2064 points
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Score:
403
 
 VeeKay: Tasty is as tasty does
 WotGives: Interestingly, putting all characters from the second item through google translate together yields "fried rice cake", but piecemeal it comes out "fried elegant child"
Image 241153   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
427
 
 Mr Bleak: This is why we need sex education in schools, sheeple! And in this case, pass an exam or get sterilized...
 Felicity: @Beef Supreme Unless youre in love with your own birthday
 Spazstatic: Oh God, I though it was just from all the beer!
 MasterTwig: I heard this product was to let you know the gender of the baby, not to tell you if you're pregnant or not.
 Beef Supreme: @sparename Recursive pregnancies are the worst.
 wolfpk: "I thought it was just gas!"
 Prostata: yeah, Chester, what was your first clue?
 Yurishiro: Good news honey! I'm just terribly overweight!!
 sparename: "Isn't it wonderful! Our baby is pregnant"
Image 241152   04-06-18   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
Score:
275
 
 tib gubb: who u callin' an alien, m8
 glenalec: @Mr. Shine - My oldest niece is much the same.
 Mr. Shine: @Warrax God bless her, I mean it. Some parents only get to hold their child once. NICU is seriously heavy stuff.
 Warrax: @Mr. Shine My wife is a NICU nurse at a major regional children's hospital, so she deals with all the really weird stuff. Got her master's degree recently and she's now in charge of education for the unit, but she still does bedside.
 FabricMan: If only the mother knew she was pregnant #241152
 Korrok: Probably...
 barfolomew: "Fuck you, premature birth, I'm gonna LIVE!"
 Yurishiro: Never stop fighting, little one!
 Shay: SAD AND BAD
 Mr. Shine: My son was born 2 months premature with a birth weight of just over two pounds. He is now a six-foot-tall 12yr old. Neonatal ICU nurses are truly doing God's work.
 ignatz: Perfectly reasonable given the circumstances..
Image 241151   04-06-18   Uploaded by    hanky
Score:
710
 
 Robespierre: Nice brooch
 Yurishiro: What mouse?
Image 241150   04-06-18   Uploaded by    karpeles
Score:
236
 
 Felicity: Looks like a cross between Bob Ross, Richard Masur, and my eye doctor
 Robespierre: Paula Deen BEFORE hormone therapy
 El hefe: This isn't even my final form, HA!
 Yurishiro: I wish I had that many hair!
 Side Boob: This is what my hair does if I let it go for too long. I purposely used to let my hair and beard grow for 6 months for Driver's License photos. Sadly, my ex-wife made me stop
 PenguinBartender: @WTF and FUNK!
 WTF: Aliens!
Image 241149   04-06-18   Uploaded by    big butt bum
Score:
610
 
 Robespierre: Lack of trust defined
 trelyate: "They're only swiping right because I'm in the picture, Chad."
 UnknownSample: Judging the shit outta everyone
 Side Boob: Rover is sick of your shit.
 Yurishiro: Pathetic humans and their 'selfies'
 sparename: You sly dog, you
Image 241148   04-06-18   Uploaded by    robford
Score:
665
 
 Malkchic: A sleepy boy
Image 241147   04-06-18   Uploaded by    psyops
Score:
608
 
 Beef Supreme: I worked in an office with a wiseass who labeled a set of barbeque tongs as a 'stapler remover'. It sat beside a stapler and a staple remover for years, untouched.
 Christina: The vacuum cleaner cleaner.
 Yurishiro: :)
 sparename: You suck
Image 241146   04-06-18   Uploaded by    rachel
Score:
599
 
 raditzu: Yeah, Mr Carrot, fcuk vegans!
 glenalec: And from that day forth, she would only eat strangled bunnies.
 savvoy: "Yes. Right now, I feel hunger."
 Volwen: Suddenly I feel a little guilty for eating baby carrots
 Yurishiro: Have you no peelings?
 WTF: Sure I do. I'm just a psychopath as well!
 charlemagne: hungry is a feeling
 grizzly: When you were young you were the king of carrot flowers.
 San DoDo: Empathy Carrot
 Side Boob: "Holy shit! A talking carrot!" said Jane.
Image 241145   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
896
 
 Not A Bot: Why doesn't he seem as suprised or shocked as she does?
 Christina: Huge dog and small child.
 wolfpk: Big boy!
Image 241144   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
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