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258162  apoxia: Peplum FTW

258203  Sadbot: I bought one when my USB port cooked itself during a software update, and now my warranty repaired phone has a longer lifespan due to less mechanical wear and tear. Don't be hatin

258178  apoxia: I was born in 1982 and this is how I have always used a cellphone. I just don't get the thumbs thing.

258186  apoxia: Do trees dislike having things nailed to them?

258189  apoxia: New Zealand ignored, yet again.

258202  bug: Opened whole bag of catnip, then got the munchies. Still too stoned to move.

258206  apoxia: I wonder how long the lid was closed.

258209  apoxia: That's a strange prosthetic.

258111  Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258208  addend: Thanks. Not likely, though.

258206  Peter Pantsless: I knew computers could get viruses, but fungal infections?

258139  Annoying Vegan : He looks like the boyfriend in Difficult People

258210  Knice: Humor and airports do not mix well.

258214  Knice: I would pay to see this boi-band.

258149  Annoying Vegan : See that patch of sunlight on top of their head? Thats where I wanna kiss this snug.

258216  Knice: I refer to my ass as 'holy bread.'

258217  Knice: Maybe he could be a spy with that detachable eyeball.

258200  Knice: You know what you did, motherfucker.

258206  Knice: That username.

258162  Annoying Vegan : @Mr. Shine Nothing beats pleats!

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258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

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258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?

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 VeeKay: Tasty is as tasty does
 WotGives: Interestingly, putting all characters from the second item through google translate together yields "fried rice cake", but piecemeal it comes out "fried elegant child"
Image 241153   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
 Mr Bleak: This is why we need sex education in schools, sheeple! And in this case, pass an exam or get sterilized...
 ppr4: @Beef Supreme Unless youre in love with your own birthday
 Spazstatic: Oh God, I though it was just from all the beer!
 MasterTwig: I heard this product was to let you know the gender of the baby, not to tell you if you're pregnant or not.
 Beef Supreme: @sparename Recursive pregnancies are the worst.
 wolfpk: "I thought it was just gas!"
 Prostata: yeah, Chester, what was your first clue?
 flommmm: Good news honey! I'm just terribly overweight!!
 sparename: "Isn't it wonderful! Our baby is pregnant"
Image 241152   04-06-18   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
 tib gubb: who u callin' an alien, m8
 hammy: @Mr. Shine - My oldest niece is much the same.
 Mr. Shine: @Warrax God bless her, I mean it. Some parents only get to hold their child once. NICU is seriously heavy stuff.
 Warrax: @Mr. Shine My wife is a NICU nurse at a major regional children's hospital, so she deals with all the really weird stuff. Got her master's degree recently and she's now in charge of education for the unit, but she still does bedside.
 FabricMan: If only the mother knew she was pregnant #241152
 Korrok: Probably...
 barfolomew: "Fuck you, premature birth, I'm gonna LIVE!"
 Mumbo Dingus: Never stop fighting, little one!
 Mr. Shine: My son was born 2 months premature with a birth weight of just over two pounds. He is now a six-foot-tall 12yr old. Neonatal ICU nurses are truly doing God's work.
 ignatz: Perfectly reasonable given the circumstances..
Image 241151   04-06-18   Uploaded by    hanky
 Robespierre: Nice brooch
 Bitcoin Burglar: What mouse?
Image 241150   04-06-18   Uploaded by    karpeles
 skylark: Looks like a cross between Bob Ross, Richard Masur, and my eye doctor
 Robespierre: Paula Deen BEFORE hormone therapy
 El hefe: This isn't even my final form, HA!
 ptrain: I wish I had that many hair!
 Side Boob: This is what my hair does if I let it go for too long. I purposely used to let my hair and beard grow for 6 months for Driver's License photos. Sadly, my ex-wife made me stop
 PenguinBartender: @WTF and FUNK!
 WTF: Aliens!
Image 241149   04-06-18   Uploaded by    big butt bum
 Robespierre: Lack of trust defined
 trelyate: "They're only swiping right because I'm in the picture, Chad."
 UnknownSample: Judging the shit outta everyone
 Side Boob: Rover is sick of your shit.
 house md: Pathetic humans and their 'selfies'
 sparename: You sly dog, you
Image 241148   04-06-18   Uploaded by    robford
 Malkchic: A sleepy boy
Image 241147   04-06-18   Uploaded by    psyops
 Beef Supreme: I worked in an office with a wiseass who labeled a set of barbeque tongs as a 'stapler remover'. It sat beside a stapler and a staple remover for years, untouched.
 Christina: The vacuum cleaner cleaner.
 hapi papi: :)
 sparename: You suck
Image 241146   04-06-18   Uploaded by    rachel
 raditzu: Yeah, Mr Carrot, fcuk vegans!
 Vladimir Puta: And from that day forth, she would only eat strangled bunnies.
 savvoy: "Yes. Right now, I feel hunger."
 Volwen: Suddenly I feel a little guilty for eating baby carrots
 virtualman: Have you no peelings?
 WTF: Sure I do. I'm just a psychopath as well!
 charlemagne: hungry is a feeling
 grizzly: When you were young you were the king of carrot flowers.
 San DoDo: Empathy Carrot
 Side Boob: "Holy shit! A talking carrot!" said Jane.
Image 241145   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Not A Bot: Why doesn't he seem as suprised or shocked as she does?
 Christina: Huge dog and small child.
 wolfpk: Big boy!
Image 241144   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
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