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268738  Kirtov: No ring

268739  trelyate: This comic almost got Drew Carey fired.

268721  WTF: I'm I to that age where I have to tell the children 'Don't make fun' about the way we used to live?

268554  Unicorn: Me too @Nope

268730  WTF: Change my mind.

268738  WTF: ...followed by cramming the entire donut in your mouth before anyone can answer.

268738  barfolomew: Looks like someone's hungry hungry

268733  Christina: Beauty of Japan.

268717  Bohab: Teamwork.jpg

268039  Mr Bleak: Gonna make wanking / hand jobs umm ... interesting. Anyone got her address?

268041  Mr Bleak: @Felicity They could do the current incumbent with a hamster and a random tweet generator.

268050  Mr Bleak: Fuck! I remember reading that issue at work ...

268053  Mr Bleak: I preferred the "before" picture

268707  Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268733  Not A Bot: Someone is explaining to this cat why they're voting for Trump.

268744  ignatz: Those holds are known as 'jugs'

268733  Felicity: Dasha Nekrasova

268740  ignatz: Ma also contain traces of dads

268727  Amy Housewine: That doctor looks like a man without conviction.

268692  Amy Housewine: The Electric Spanking Of War Babies.

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268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268687 addend: (Sits down & celebrates.)

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

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268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

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Score:
403
 
 VeeKay: Tasty is as tasty does
 WotGives: Interestingly, putting all characters from the second item through google translate together yields "fried rice cake", but piecemeal it comes out "fried elegant child"
Image 241153   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
427
 
 Mr Bleak: This is why we need sex education in schools, sheeple! And in this case, pass an exam or get sterilized...
 ppr4: @Beef Supreme Unless youre in love with your own birthday
 Spazstatic: Oh God, I though it was just from all the beer!
 MasterTwig: I heard this product was to let you know the gender of the baby, not to tell you if you're pregnant or not.
 Beef Supreme: @sparename Recursive pregnancies are the worst.
 wolfpk: "I thought it was just gas!"
 Prostata: yeah, Chester, what was your first clue?
 flommmm: Good news honey! I'm just terribly overweight!!
 sparename: "Isn't it wonderful! Our baby is pregnant"
Image 241152   04-06-18   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
Score:
275
 
 tib gubb: who u callin' an alien, m8
 hammy: @Mr. Shine - My oldest niece is much the same.
 Mr. Shine: @Warrax God bless her, I mean it. Some parents only get to hold their child once. NICU is seriously heavy stuff.
 Warrax: @Mr. Shine My wife is a NICU nurse at a major regional children's hospital, so she deals with all the really weird stuff. Got her master's degree recently and she's now in charge of education for the unit, but she still does bedside.
 FabricMan: If only the mother knew she was pregnant #241152
 Korrok: Probably...
 barfolomew: "Fuck you, premature birth, I'm gonna LIVE!"
 Mumbo Dingus: Never stop fighting, little one!
 Shay: SAD AND BAD
 Mr. Shine: My son was born 2 months premature with a birth weight of just over two pounds. He is now a six-foot-tall 12yr old. Neonatal ICU nurses are truly doing God's work.
 inthrees: Perfectly reasonable given the circumstances..
Image 241151   04-06-18   Uploaded by    hanky
Score:
737
 
 Robespierre: Nice brooch
 Bitcoin Burglar: What mouse?
Image 241150   04-06-18   Uploaded by    karpeles
Score:
236
 
 skylark: Looks like a cross between Bob Ross, Richard Masur, and my eye doctor
 Robespierre: Paula Deen BEFORE hormone therapy
 El hefe: This isn't even my final form, HA!
 ptrain: I wish I had that many hair!
 Side Boob: This is what my hair does if I let it go for too long. I purposely used to let my hair and beard grow for 6 months for Driver's License photos. Sadly, my ex-wife made me stop
 PenguinBartender: @WTF and FUNK!
 WTF: Aliens!
Image 241149   04-06-18   Uploaded by    big butt bum
Score:
610
 
 Robespierre: Lack of trust defined
 trelyate: "They're only swiping right because I'm in the picture, Chad."
 UnknownSample: Judging the shit outta everyone
 Side Boob: Rover is sick of your shit.
 house md: Pathetic humans and their 'selfies'
 sparename: You sly dog, you
Image 241148   04-06-18   Uploaded by    robford
Score:
665
 
 Malkchic: A sleepy boy
Image 241147   04-06-18   Uploaded by    psyops
Score:
608
 
 Beef Supreme: I worked in an office with a wiseass who labeled a set of barbeque tongs as a 'stapler remover'. It sat beside a stapler and a staple remover for years, untouched.
 Christina: The vacuum cleaner cleaner.
 hapi papi: :)
 sparename: You suck
Image 241146   04-06-18   Uploaded by    rachel
Score:
599
 
 raditzu: Yeah, Mr Carrot, fcuk vegans!
 Vladimir Puta: And from that day forth, she would only eat strangled bunnies.
 savvoy: "Yes. Right now, I feel hunger."
 Volwen: Suddenly I feel a little guilty for eating baby carrots
 virtualman: Have you no peelings?
 WTF: Sure I do. I'm just a psychopath as well!
 charlemagne: hungry is a feeling
 grizzly: When you were young you were the king of carrot flowers.
 San DoDo: Empathy Carrot
 Side Boob: "Holy shit! A talking carrot!" said Jane.
Image 241145   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
896
 
 Not A Bot: Why doesn't he seem as suprised or shocked as she does?
 Christina: Huge dog and small child.
 wolfpk: Big boy!
Image 241144   04-06-18   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
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