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269160  Felicity: She couldn't wait another day for

269165  Felicity: Oh OK, so I need to speed up and make sure you don't get in front of me, even if it means going 110 KPH. Checkeroonie

269203  KingTrebek: wow i didn't even notice she was pointing with her middle finger

269191  WannaBee: @Nope yeah, with the fishes.

269198  WannaBee: @Mexico Take it away, Penny!

269178  Felicity: But then you'd have two brains on the front of your chest

269182  Felicity: That reminds me, I'm tired and depressed

269186  Felicity: Also, XP

269189  Felicity: Coincidentally, I'm rewatching the 1989 movie of The Punisher

269195  Felicity: Les Nessman's house

269203  WannaBee: Asian Wednesday Adams

269199  Felicity: Brilliant

269195  a robot: NONE SHALL PASS except if you go around to the side

269005  WannaBee: @Commodore 64 yep. I put c h o p and it switcherinoed it to chop! Gotta love those switcherinos :)

269202  Felicity: He seems nice

269199  a robot: Aww yeah dem polygons

269202  a robot: I doubt it

269005  WannaBee: @Commodore 64 I'm pretty sure I said whack off? I don't remember :/

269183  hajjpodge: @dangerkeith3000 I seal what you didn't.

269165  AdaMan: Swing and a miss

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268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

269098 DrNinjaman: The Hudge

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

269111 DrNinjaman: Thermite lance

269165 Felicity: Oh OK, so I need to speed up and make sure you don't get in front of me, even if it means going 110 KPH. Checkeroonie

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

269112 DrNinjaman: Fuckin' Millenials



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 WotGives: Wasn't this place behind Wutai in FFVII?
Image 241068   04-05-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
689
 
 Mr Bleak: @Scoo Well, in BrainFuck it's [-] Weird language...
 Science: The problem with teaching a programming language is that there is no good way to start off at the "1+1" level. Programs don't work that way and require a lot of moving parts to do anything.
 Scoo: @tib gubb I don't find that to be the case at all. Every time I want to learn a new language, every book rehashes the same basic introductory concepts. I know what a fucking For Loop is, I just want to know how to do it in FooLang!
 addend: (Flips back to example 1.6.)
 tib gubb: programming manuals are written for people who already know how to program. it's a real bastard system
 barfolomew: Look, that's just math. Read any of the little yellow books by Springer-Verlag, they're all like that.
 sparename: One day, software help files will have answers to the problems that normal people have with that particular program
Image 241067   04-05-18   Uploaded by    Not Sam
Score:
395
 
 Side Boob: Wow! Everyone really was Kung-fu fighting. Who knew?
 grizzly: Push them
Image 241066   04-05-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
920
 
 Malkchic: Where do I get one???
 Sadbot: I am the night!
 l0dan: Adorable!
Image 241065   04-05-18   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
395
 
 wolfpk: Intergalactic cattle rustling
 RiderFan: Got Cow?
 the snark: Mars wants beef.
Image 241064   04-05-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
491
 
 Mr Bleak: @lazySolver Over there: @Side Boob
 lazySolver: Can i see your sideboob?
 TrumpyTrump: Live-action After Burner
 Greifer: stealthy
 tib gubb: gotta go fast
 Stumpwiz: Shock diamonds.
 dobbiesdoogs: as an sr-71, it's more like click click click click
 funy speling: Pew pew pew pew.
Image 241063   04-05-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
687
 
 Mad Collager: @Knice Brilliant! You've achieved quite an elevation with that one.
 charlemagne: it just saw its own shadow
 Sadbot: Beware of curbside furniture, it may contain a lurking dildo
 Wooden Spoon: @glenalec: great, now that song is stuck in my head. Damn you Glenalec and Dr. Demento!!!!
 Knice: Keep it in your drawers.
 Robespierre: Curb Alert!
 ppr4: Detachable Penis
Image 241062   04-05-18   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Score:
311
 
 Greifer: cnopm!
 Zukero: @WTF per seconds !
 WTF: @glenalec more like 5 centipixels
 elmstreet: How many megapixels is that?
Image 241061   04-05-18   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
331
 
 Malkchic: I don't want to believe this is real...
 barfolomew: How hipster is Portland? So hipster that people get tattoos of its airport carpet.
 Butcherboy: Isnt this how voyager told aliens where earth is
Image 241060   04-05-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
304
 
 Fast Sloth: @tib gubb looool!
 Shay: Just a heaping serving of Whatever.
 Mr. Shine: This is me at Golden Corral.
 tib gubb: one for me, and one for my dead homies
 grizzly: Round one.
Image 241059   04-05-18   Uploaded by    Osiris
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