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268125  Side Boob: The only time a cat will smile is when he's plotting your death

268117  charlemagne: east london is a vampire

268117  FabricMan: I'm a representative for Eli Lily. Don't mind if I do!

268070  Bill Rye: WOT in TARNATION!!!!!

268070  Bill Rye: WOT in TARNATION!!!!!

268123  mammal883: What the heck is Rockdale Light?

268134  withak: You can tell you're a mom because you think this is funny.

267455  Mr Bleak: @Mr. Whiskers Can't be - cats type with their asses - or mine does.

268099  Not A Bot: The suspect is two feet tall, black and white with a yellow beak and smells of fish. If you spot a penguin matching that description, flee the area and contact authorities

267957  durian: @trelyate hahahahah

268122  fumbduck: Joe DiCaprio?

268119  MrBoffo: The Cheshire ... WTF?

268019  ignatz: @Mr Bleak What happened?

268106  MrBoffo: This weird water is always wet

268110  Dresdenkeogh: That's one pert Bert.

268110  MrBoffo: Nudity detected (BAD)

268112  MrBoffo: Isn't this done? I thought it was done.

268114  MrBoffo: Eggland's Best

268003  SuedeOxford: His ancestors made peace with the Trackhawk tribe

268116  Side Boob: One ringy dingy...

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1. dangerkeith3000
2. MrBoffo
3. Side Boob
4. VeeKay
5. Not A Bot
6. Shay
7. wolfpk
8. Dr Awkward
9. WTF
10. Felicity



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267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

268039 Theimposter: Arm wrestle me bro.

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...



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toad uploaded 267692 (912 points)
time is wastin uploaded 267933 (902 points)
iCEy uploaded 267787 (880 points)
badger uploaded 267722 (878 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267850 (855 points)
Seven Eight Nine uploaded 267768 (854 points)
Unstableton uploaded 267819 (830 points)
trees uploaded 267624 (825 points)
Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (816 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267940 (816 points)
NotHuman uploaded 267748 (806 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 267949 (806 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
daisy picker uploaded 267988 (777 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Side Boob: 4802 points
 2. MrBoffo: 4357 points
 3. fanny: 4232 points
 4. E. HONDA: 3513 points
 5. Gomi Day: 3075 points
 6. toad: 2416 points
 7. time is wastin: 2240 points
 8. Nope: 1938 points
 9. Stoner: 1650 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1639 points
11. withak: 1603 points
12. Annoying Vegan : 1577 points
13. bbbrandon: 1554 points
14. greg: 1543 points
15. midgetcastle: 1494 points
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Score:
368
 
 Robespierre: Rime, no reason
 Greek Fire: Not the worst thing at Big MT.
Image 241056   04-05-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
461
 
 Beef Supreme: "I ordered 2 and was served a $400 roll of twenties in a bowl of egg drop soup. Five stars."
 Shay: @glenalec Also Squall's favorite dish.
 petunias: 2 is the teenager meal
Image 241055   04-05-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
440
 
 addend: (Whites-out teacher's comment.)
 Mr. Shine: But she did.
 Telkwa: Jackie Chan's got the skillz - don't give him no grief.
 Beef Supreme: You're supposed to bracket that shit.
 Butcherboy: Kirk dont believe in that no win jive
 carlin: You have to be elected to public office before you are allowed to pull shit like that!
Image 241054   04-05-18   Uploaded by    MamboNumber6
Score:
681
 
 Mr Bleak: Who knew barcode scanners doubled up as ultrasound? I assume that's so blind people can go shopping as well...
 Science: Spay and neuter your damn pets, people!
 Mr. Shine: AG AdWatch: today I keep getting ads featuring a sad Asian child on an ad for discreet home testing for sexually transmitted infections/diseases. Yikes!
 Jalamunch Totorito: The money thrown there are weird but awwwwwww!
 au bon pain: Getting a cat-scan.
Image 241053   04-05-18   Uploaded by    macrocosm
Score:
393
 
 Shay: I just don't get it Martha, I keep putting the cheese and butter in the shopping cart, but they keep disappearing!!!
 Gentleman: Impulse shopping. But he will end up abandoned at the checkout.
Image 241052   04-05-18   Uploaded by    Cerberus
Score:
608
 
 AlexDeLarge: @Wooden Spoon not sure if conservative Jesus or Satan
 Nope: @dobbiesdoogs For a fun experiment next time a bible thumper brings up something from the old testiment as why you should do something ask them if they believe jesus died for their sins. Then ask if they realize they are dishonoring Jesus's sacrifice by still adhering to the old testament.
 sparename: He must've had a laser-blaster in his spaceship somewhere
 dobbiesdoogs: @Wooden Spoon i'm depressed enough already
 Wooden Spoon: @dobbiesdoogs: for a good time google Conservative Bible Peoject. They feel like Jesus is too much of a hippie and theyre trying to te-translate the Bible without all of that love, peace and forgiveness crap.
 140bpm: You mean jesus gonzales? The guy who got shot by muggers?
 cassette1: @fanny - not to mention all the Christians going to hell because no one died for their sins.
 fanny: and then all the chocolate bunny factories would go out of business because there would be no easter! stupid selfish jesus!
 Minnesotan: if only humans had weapons prior to the development of firearms. oh well.
 Warrax: He'd also be a hypocrite.
 dobbiesdoogs: jesus is just too liberal nowadays
Image 241051   04-05-18   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
695
 
 hot hot dog: Revenge of the fishes
Image 241050   04-05-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
400
 
 grizzly: It looks like a really nice apple, though.
Image 241049   04-05-18   Uploaded by    Mumbles
Score:
420
 
 Robespierre: 28 yen? I'll take six.
 Shay: Wang is fine.
 Knice: Wang knew what he did.
Image 241048   04-05-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
576
 
 burritos: That witch has a gun AND can turn into a cat. Beware.
 a robot: Jiji waiting for Kiki to come back
 Robespierre: Mr Boots, stymied by the whole concept of curling
 VeeKay: Is that your firebolt Harry?
 anonimos: That's how cats play quidditch
Image 241047   04-05-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
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