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257342  Mr Bleak: @Joseph You can't say that, it's like telling children "Santa is your dad in a fake beard".

258333  BavidDowie: This is too much

258336  BavidDowie: @clayjar yes, then yes

258337  BavidDowie: Solo! Solo!

258341  BavidDowie: Still a better love story than Twilight.

258436  mwoody: I can't tell; is your dog Extra Crispy or Original?

258367  BavidDowie: Who spilled the gasket basket?

258387  BavidDowie: @Knice No, it's snot.

258387  BavidDowie: Just high-quality licks

258398  BavidDowie: Muh boy Pumps always getting in trouble

258431  BavidDowie: What a pile Acrop

258398  Mad Collager: You are also responsible for heeling yourself.

258433  hajjpodge: @AlexDeLarge That's a trend that never went away.

258404  Mad Collager: Shoulda been an Alfa Romeo.

258433  Otterman: Heh heh. Nukular. George W was such a brilliant man.

258433  Otterman: Silly, we had the looming threat of nukular war in the 80s, too.

258433  AlexDeLarge: Don't forget casual racism

258405  Mad Collager: I bet in the future we'll have flying cars and teleportation!

258435  AlexDeLarge: Cook pizza before putting in box

258408  Mad Collager: A Modest License Plate

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258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258182 dangerkeith3000: He's about to fight King Hippo.

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258337 BavidDowie: Solo! Solo!

258270 berlin: me too

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.



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Score:
461
 
 Beef Supreme: "I ordered 2 and was served a $400 roll of twenties in a bowl of egg drop soup. Five stars."
 Shay: @glenalec Also Squall's favorite dish.
 petunias: 2 is the teenager meal
Image 241055   04-05-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
440
 
 addend: (Whites-out teacher's comment.)
 Mr. Shine: But she did.
 Telkwa: Jackie Chan's got the skillz - don't give him no grief.
 Beef Supreme: You're supposed to bracket that shit.
 Butcherboy: Kirk dont believe in that no win jive
 carlin: You have to be elected to public office before you are allowed to pull shit like that!
Image 241054   04-05-18   Uploaded by    MamboNumber6
Score:
681
 
 Mr Bleak: Who knew barcode scanners doubled up as ultrasound? I assume that's so blind people can go shopping as well...
 Science: Spay and neuter your damn pets, people!
 Mr. Shine: AG AdWatch: today I keep getting ads featuring a sad Asian child on an ad for discreet home testing for sexually transmitted infections/diseases. Yikes!
 Jalamunch Totorito: The money thrown there are weird but awwwwwww!
 au bon pain: Getting a cat-scan.
Image 241053   04-05-18   Uploaded by    macrocosm
Score:
393
 
 Shay: I just don't get it Martha, I keep putting the cheese and butter in the shopping cart, but they keep disappearing!!!
 Gentleman: Impulse shopping. But he will end up abandoned at the checkout.
Image 241052   04-05-18   Uploaded by    Cerberus
Score:
608
 
 AlexDeLarge: @Wooden Spoon not sure if conservative Jesus or Satan
 Nope: @dobbiesdoogs For a fun experiment next time a bible thumper brings up something from the old testiment as why you should do something ask them if they believe jesus died for their sins. Then ask if they realize they are dishonoring Jesus's sacrifice by still adhering to the old testament.
 sparename: He must've had a laser-blaster in his spaceship somewhere
 dobbiesdoogs: @Wooden Spoon i'm depressed enough already
 Wooden Spoon: @dobbiesdoogs: for a good time google Conservative Bible Peoject. They feel like Jesus is too much of a hippie and theyre trying to te-translate the Bible without all of that love, peace and forgiveness crap.
 140bpm: You mean jesus gonzales? The guy who got shot by muggers?
 cassette1: @fanny - not to mention all the Christians going to hell because no one died for their sins.
 fanny: and then all the chocolate bunny factories would go out of business because there would be no easter! stupid selfish jesus!
 Minnesotan: if only humans had weapons prior to the development of firearms. oh well.
 Warrax: He'd also be a hypocrite.
 dobbiesdoogs: jesus is just too liberal nowadays
Image 241051   04-05-18   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
695
 
 hot hot dog: Revenge of the fishes
Image 241050   04-05-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
400
 
 grizzly: It looks like a really nice apple, though.
Image 241049   04-05-18   Uploaded by    Mumbles
Score:
420
 
 Robespierre: 28 yen? I'll take six.
 Shay: Wang is fine.
 Knice: Wang knew what he did.
Image 241048   04-05-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
576
 
 burritos: That witch has a gun AND can turn into a cat. Beware.
 a robot: Jiji waiting for Kiki to come back
 Robespierre: Mr Boots, stymied by the whole concept of curling
 VeeKay: Is that your firebolt Harry?
 anonimos: That's how cats play quidditch
Image 241047   04-05-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
Score:
419
 
 Malkchic: You right
 WaffleIron: (body snatcher noise)
 Ulillillia: Not me; I looked at funny images on A-G all day.
 Stumpwiz: I'ts OK; I'm retired.
 Darmstadtium: And proud of it!
 Shay: Oh yeah? Well what do you guys do for a living? Just pose for stock photos? At least I contribute to society.
 bigjim: Excuse me, sir, I'll have you know I also masturbated a couple times.
Image 241046   04-05-18   Uploaded by    fridaynight
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