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273230  Entertainmentalist: He body too big for he goddamn doggo door!

273335  Not A Bot:

273252  Frank herbert: @doindabs Come on

273328  Mr Mumble: kid's gonna have ulcers by junior high

273355  Nope: Vacations are good for the soul

273346  Greek Fire: @Sage Or you can fill them with real blood when something goes horribly wrong.

273349  a robot: No, the dog is sad about your terrible whacking off skills

273306  AlexDeLarge: @Christina so he can draw her like one of his French girls

273354  Sadbot: Get corned, son

273354  Shay: @Littlecraftywolf CORN ARE KNICE

273359  tane: Take THAT neon guns! *high fives self*

273356  ignatz: This was one of the few redeeming features of this place (More London, owned by a Saudi wealth fund) but they bricked it in cos mobile phone users kept twisting their ankles :(

273352  tib gubb: damn, i just changed this underwear

273340  Springbok: snrt snort

273360  ignatz: Well, he got a laugh, even if he was only throwing all his toys out of the pram

273346  trelyate: @FabricMan some of them are for smuggling illegal substances

273352  Sadbot: Does she have one where she talks about 2 shots of Ol' Grandad? Asking for a friend

273351  Sadbot: Sup @ArmyStrang

273346  ignatz: The BAD button is for crap like this

273351  ignatz: This is a pretty good one of these..

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272979 WannaBee: Those are some mean Radivoli!

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273224 BumScag: In the beginning of the work we do involves cleaning up to skitwish and I will see you briefly in the mail today and tomorrow morning in spokane county sheriff's department and the stars are going to have to take a sick day

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874



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Score:
461
 
 Beef Supreme: "I ordered 2 and was served a $400 roll of twenties in a bowl of egg drop soup. Five stars."
 Shay: @glenalec Also Squall's favorite dish.
 petunias: 2 is the teenager meal
Image 241055   04-05-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
440
 
 addend: (Whites-out teacher's comment.)
 Mr. Shine: But she did.
 Telkwa: Jackie Chan's got the skillz - don't give him no grief.
 Beef Supreme: You're supposed to bracket that shit.
 Butcherboy: Kirk dont believe in that no win jive
 carlin: You have to be elected to public office before you are allowed to pull shit like that!
Image 241054   04-05-18   Uploaded by    MamboNumber6
Score:
681
 
 Mr Bleak: Who knew barcode scanners doubled up as ultrasound? I assume that's so blind people can go shopping as well...
 Science: Spay and neuter your damn pets, people!
 Mr. Shine: AG AdWatch: today I keep getting ads featuring a sad Asian child on an ad for discreet home testing for sexually transmitted infections/diseases. Yikes!
 Jalamunch Totorito: The money thrown there are weird but awwwwwww!
 au bon pain: Getting a cat-scan.
Image 241053   04-05-18   Uploaded by    macrocosm
Score:
393
 
 Shay: I just don't get it Martha, I keep putting the cheese and butter in the shopping cart, but they keep disappearing!!!
 Gentleman: Impulse shopping. But he will end up abandoned at the checkout.
Image 241052   04-05-18   Uploaded by    Cerberus
Score:
608
 
 AlexDeLarge: @Wooden Spoon not sure if conservative Jesus or Satan
 Nope: @dobbiesdoogs For a fun experiment next time a bible thumper brings up something from the old testiment as why you should do something ask them if they believe jesus died for their sins. Then ask if they realize they are dishonoring Jesus's sacrifice by still adhering to the old testament.
 sparename: He must've had a laser-blaster in his spaceship somewhere
 dobbiesdoogs: @Wooden Spoon i'm depressed enough already
 Wooden Spoon: @dobbiesdoogs: for a good time google Conservative Bible Peoject. They feel like Jesus is too much of a hippie and theyre trying to te-translate the Bible without all of that love, peace and forgiveness crap.
 140bpm: You mean jesus gonzales? The guy who got shot by muggers?
 cassette1: @fanny - not to mention all the Christians going to hell because no one died for their sins.
 fanny: and then all the chocolate bunny factories would go out of business because there would be no easter! stupid selfish jesus!
 Minnesotan: if only humans had weapons prior to the development of firearms. oh well.
 Warrax: He'd also be a hypocrite.
 dobbiesdoogs: jesus is just too liberal nowadays
Image 241051   04-05-18   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
695
 
 hot hot dog: Revenge of the fishes
Image 241050   04-05-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
400
 
 grizzly: It looks like a really nice apple, though.
Image 241049   04-05-18   Uploaded by    Mumbles
Score:
420
 
 Robespierre: 28 yen? I'll take six.
 Shay: Wang is fine.
 Knice: Wang knew what he did.
Image 241048   04-05-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
576
 
 burritos: That witch has a gun AND can turn into a cat. Beware.
 a robot: Jiji waiting for Kiki to come back
 Robespierre: Mr Boots, stymied by the whole concept of curling
 trepanation: Is that your firebolt Harry?
 anonimos: That's how cats play quidditch
Image 241047   04-05-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
Score:
419
 
 Malkchic: You right
 WaffleIron: (body snatcher noise)
 Ulillillia: Not me; I looked at funny images on A-G all day.
 Stumpwiz: I'ts OK; I'm retired.
 Darmstadtium: And proud of it!
 Shay: Oh yeah? Well what do you guys do for a living? Just pose for stock photos? At least I contribute to society.
 bigjim: Excuse me, sir, I'll have you know I also masturbated a couple times.
Image 241046   04-05-18   Uploaded by    fridaynight
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