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268129  Spazstatic: Not gonna lie; I laughed.

268108  barfolomew: This is like the definition of rad.

268116  barfolomew: The more buttons you have, the more important you are.

268121  barfolomew: Full credit for going for it.

268124  barfolomew: Clearly plotting your death.

268128  Mad Collager: P-p-p-p-p-pupper face

268125  Side Boob: The only time a cat will smile is when he's plotting your death

268117  charlemagne: east london is a vampire

268117  FabricMan: I'm a representative for Eli Lily. Don't mind if I do!

268070  Bill Rye: WOT in TARNATION!!!!!

268070  Bill Rye: WOT in TARNATION!!!!!

268123  mammal883: What the heck is Rockdale Light?

268134  withak: You can tell you're a mom because you think this is funny.

267455  Mr Bleak: @Mr. Whiskers Can't be - cats type with their asses - or mine does.

268099  Not A Bot: The suspect is two feet tall, black and white with a yellow beak and smells of fish. If you spot a penguin matching that description, flee the area and contact authorities

267957  durian: @trelyate hahahahah

268122  fumbduck: Joe DiCaprio?

268119  MrBoffo: The Cheshire ... WTF?

268019  ignatz: @Mr Bleak What happened?

268106  MrBoffo: This weird water is always wet

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268039 Theimposter: Arm wrestle me bro.

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267813 VeeKay: See the beer on that bloke! Pwaaar!

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

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Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (816 points)
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 6. toad: 2416 points
 7. time is wastin: 2240 points
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 9. Stoner: 1650 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1639 points
11. withak: 1603 points
12. Annoying Vegan : 1577 points
13. bbbrandon: 1554 points
14. greg: 1543 points
15. midgetcastle: 1494 points
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 VeeKay: Agh, post traumatic shock from my time as a WW2 air gunner coming on!
 Otterman: Agh, migraine coming on
Image 241008   04-05-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 VeeKay: Not the bees
 grizzly: Hi! I'm here for the gang bang.
Image 241007   04-05-18   Uploaded by    WetWilly
 dangerkeith3000: Face/Off!
 Robespierre: Grim
 funny in the wall: wow, that's actually pretty good.
 when so: I think this is a star trek episode
 Soy Peso: This is glorious.
Image 241006   04-05-18   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
 Kess: May all your bacon burn.
 funny in the wall: @Mr. Shine Clarice has been swapped out for Dolores
 Otterman: Calcifer likes his cookies
 Mr. Shine: Hello, Clarice.
 Wumph Morms: lol
Image 241005   04-05-18   Uploaded by    magicmormon
 skookaloo: Capetown, SA
 piranharama: District 9
 Robespierre: The corporate border between Palm Springs and Palm Desert.
 Dr Awkward: Location: The US / Canadian border. Time: soon.
 grizzly: The halves and the half nots.
Image 241004   04-05-18   Uploaded by    seahawks
 well duh: "What's our little skeptic up to today?" "She's frying the cat in pure Nesson Oil."
 dangerkeith3000: Let's eat Grampa! Let's eat, Grampa!
 Not A Bot: This is like that Indiana Jones Scene for a water strider
 nanananana: this is fine
Image 241003   04-05-18   Uploaded by    norgu5
 Robespierre: Something something lovely parting gifts
 PenguinBartender: @dangerkeith3000 Commas might save lives, but 'u's save souls.
 Dr Awkward: @FabricMan If it's like some of the road races I've won, 1st place gets a trinket (a medal or ribbon) while they give gift baskets and gift cards out as door prizes or raffles.
 dangerkeith3000: *fourth
 FabricMan: Damn. I wonder what the prize is for first place
 when so: Depends on the quality of the toaster. the perfect one is hard to come by
 Gonzo: Lucky bastard, who the fuck wants eternal life?! I wonder what the first three prizes were though.
 Cyka: You know nothing John Toast...
 Sharkface: I'm fifth, gimmie that toaster.
Image 241002   04-05-18   Uploaded by    randomhobo
 Annoying Vegan : @well duh I will regard you with suspicion then!
 well duh: @Annoying Vegan I love graph paper MWA HA HA!!
 Robespierre: I screen, you screen, we all screen for ... oh, never mind.
 Annoying Vegan : Never trust someone who uses graph paper. Theyre always plotting something.
 grimes: Roach farts!
Image 241001   04-05-18   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
 Micro Jackson: The tom stole my tom!
 Robespierre: "I want food in front of me and you gone when I open my eyes, hoomin ... three, two, one ..."
 Side Boob: Kitty taking a break after his three hour drum solo
 Ulillillia: Your loaf is ready.
Image 241000   04-05-18   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
 Lantry: Today he went from Natty Daddy to Natty Father
 charlemagne: @Annoying Vegan he donated half of it to the patient
 Annoying Vegan : This man has a flexible spine.
 Surprising: Stryker is a weird name for a hospital bed.
Image 240999   04-05-18   Uploaded by    JollyWell
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