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268385  Sadbot: Magneto was right

268402  lolnotrly: When we lived in a rural area we used to see turtles out on the highway often. My mom would stop and pick them up and bring them to the big pond we had in our backyard where they wouldn't get run over. We ended up anchoring a log in the middle of the pond, and all the turtles would get up and line themselves up on the log!

268386  Zaxxoff: no baby can trap me! i'm going out for a pack of smokes!

268224  Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268385  Dr Awkward: Theyre missing the cartoonishly unrealistic villain. Though his wife seems to have made it.

268390  Dr Awkward: Death by the slice

268390  Knice: Grim Reapperoni

268393  Knice: @WetWilly God-damn, dude.

268394  Knice: Divergent soft-spot development. I hope.

268396  Knice: We need more Fuck Cops.

268397  Knice: So, a couple's walking in the park and the dude says "Impress me." She's like "Okay, I can talk to animals;" and he says "Really? Prove it!" So she goes over to a duck and says "Hello, you fuckin' duck." That's how we told these back in my day.

268386  Not A Bot: oh shit this is going to get crazy [FX: jumps off bridge]

268398  Knice: Here are some things.

268388  Knice: Sparkwomb is my signature bedroom move.

268385  a robot: it doesn't

268371  Kaviri: Don't even at me dawg

268383  LurkedMoar: Th-axolotl

268378  Kaviri: You won't catch me slippin' up, that's for sure.

268369  Eleftheros: @Nope I legitimately thought it was ice cream.

268387  Kaviri: Anthony Fantano

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268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

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268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268265 BavidDowie: Benereal Diseases

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 sumo: Prepare for...BUDGET CUTS
 Not A Bot: Noting cats do makes sense
 Ulillillia: The Art of the Deal
 BavidDowie: I'm here from the Coroner's Office. Is my order ready?
 barfolomew: Obvious Plant.
Image 240933   04-04-18   Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Kaviri: You can trust me, I'm a professional.
 grandma: At least hes been sent to the phantom zone
Image 240932   04-04-18   Uploaded by    Shay
 Annoying Vegan : 30/10 would snug all.
Image 240931   04-04-18   Uploaded by    Popsicle Dream
 BaconCake: Wasn't the bastard from sin city yellow?
 BavidDowie: Donk-Heeee! *pulls shirt collar*
Image 240930   04-04-18   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
 Kaviri: Assume the lotus position.
 Telkwa: Honeydew, or honey do not. There is no try.
Image 240929   04-04-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 Side Boob: One of my cats would sit and watch this video for hours.
 Ulillillia: Yours.
 Dr Awkward: Mine?
Image 240928   04-04-18   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
 Zukero: Same.
 Vivian: I want enough money to not have to worry about money
 dangerkeith3000: @glenalec Nope, we've never had it. Ever. And it's not accidental. There are votes on it almost every year and it fails every time because most voters don't want 'migrants and homeless' moving in. And by home 'town' I mean a city with currently 400,000 people, a pro football team (Dallas Cowboys) and baseball team (Texas Rangers) located there.
 Butcherboy: If you cant scrape together 40 bucks every 3-5 months you probably cant afford lots of things
 Crim Tender: @dangerkeith3000 - Chances are (I'm assuming you are US-based here), your hometown had very good public transport right into the middle of the previous century when car manufacturers banded together to buy city tramways out and close them down. Even if this isn't the case in your location, the fact that there is no public transport in your area is not entirely accidental!
 Spazstatic: Yeah, Kermit, I too wish I had more time and motivation...
 dangerkeith3000: @glenalec Fan Fact which isn't fun: My hometown is the biggest city in the entire country without public transportation, so there isn't much of a choice.
 chunk norris: Car ownership is supposed to keep you poor.
Image 240927   04-04-18   Uploaded by    Jason Steak
 Kaviri: Are you a bad enough dude?
 Nymphomania: Lang is going clubbing later
 BavidDowie: Now kith
 illBilliam: "You are the anchor that gives my spirit license to soar."
 dangerkeith3000: Alright you two! Shake hands and KISS!
 Shay: You...complete me, fool.
Image 240926   04-04-18   Uploaded by    professional
 Kaviri: *Blegh*
 Robespierre: Yo, Stretch!
 Slickbrew: @Nope - You like it? It's yours!
 Nope: @glenalec Thats a great name for a cat/long dog. I may steal it
 Butcherboy: Ah the Tennessee long cat
 theaquaman: This cat's name is 'Taffy'.
Image 240925   04-04-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
 Gazden: I saw a comedian from Toronto tonight who said that Vancouver isnt a world-class city. Well, Im sorry that we cant all have crack-smoking mayors...but we do have flivver polo, apparently
 HighCactus: Thrills. Spills. Kills.
Image 240924   04-04-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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