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268390  Dr Awkward: Death by the slice

268390  Knice: Grim Reapperoni

268393  Knice: @WetWilly God-damn, dude.

268394  Knice: Divergent soft-spot development. I hope.

268396  Knice: We need more Fuck Cops.

268397  Knice: So, a couple's walking in the park and the dude says "Impress me." She's like "Okay, I can talk to animals;" and he says "Really? Prove it!" So she goes over to a duck and says "Hello, you fuckin' duck." That's how we told these back in my day.

268386  Not A Bot: oh shit this is going to get crazy [FX: jumps off bridge]

268398  Knice: Here are some things.

268388  Knice: Sparkwomb is my signature bedroom move.

268385  a robot: .....no it doesn't

268371  Kaviri: Don't even at me dawg

268383  LurkedMoar: Th-axolotl

268378  Kaviri: You won't catch me slippin' up, that's for sure.

268369  Eleftheros: @Nope I legitimately thought it was ice cream.

268387  Kaviri: Anthony Fantano

268380  Korrok: Korrok approves.

268386  lecj07: @wordjones A naked dude fighting off a bunch of toddlers. Or, a naked baby juggler realizing he wasn't ready to try the under the leg toss.

268393  WetWilly: Mmmmmbloooom

268386  TurkeyVultureTed: @wordjones it's the statue at the U.S. I.C.E. headquarters.

268384  Side Boob: Everyone knows. Its not a secret.

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268224 Mexico: @Eleftheros Perfect Blue by Satoshi Kon. It's very good.

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268265 BavidDowie: Benereal Diseases

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268156 Science: I call it... Derelicte!

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!



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10. withak: 1640 points
11. Bacon Train: 1589 points
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Score:
279
 
 wolfpk: Have you sniffed glue yet?
 Munkybut: That is the hand of a really interesting person
 San DoDo: Stan the Stern
 Ulillillia: 204-867-5309
 WTF: TriForce confirmed!
 Demon Universe: I shall cast a scrying spell to find the ostrich... right after I touch these nails up.
 Teechur: Hey! I'm missing an ostrich reward, too!
Image 240911   04-04-18   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
272
 
 Not A Bot: Must be the Dog Park.
Image 240910   04-04-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
415
 
 Kaviri: 100, plus assist? I'll take two!
 Scoo: Grab me now!
 Psymon: Diet cock - half the calories of regular cock
 dobbiesdoogs: is bepis okay?
 Warrax: Nothing like a nicely chilled bottle of PLUS ASS.
 firesoup: First lady: Just grab him by the cock!
 Knice: #ROXANNE, you don't have to put on the cock-light#
Image 240909   04-04-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
170
 
 BavidDowie: Tires are under-inflated anyways
 Mad Collager: This must be a lyftback.
 Ulillillia: She certainly is wilder
 Nope: We have a rent a car thing called Car2go here (basically you get a car and tap it somewhere near the front passenger window and you can rent the car). They are mostly Smart Cars. Our neighbour has one, shes seen several people walk around her car trying to get in because they think its a car2go.
 Knice: Maggie ded
Image 240908   04-04-18   Uploaded by    nathan
Score:
348
 
 Kaviri: Is your girlfriend shaking right now?
 BavidDowie: Hay!
 Scoo: I'm Hung Like An Anonymous
 Knice: You're nervous? Cold? Parkinson's?
 1979: They'd be called 'girlfriends' of course!
Image 240907   04-04-18   Uploaded by    OldKentuckyShark
Score:
526
 
 mackdaddy: woooooo @Felicity
 1979: And now to re-enact Roman Polanskis scene in Chinatown
 Shay: Just put the briefcase full of catnip on the ground and walk away slowly...
 canada: @ignatz - never bring a dog to a cat-with-a-knife fight.
 flying sheep: Tsk.. Never bring a knife to a dog fight
Image 240906   04-04-18   Uploaded by    Telkwa
Score:
440
 
 Kaviri: Let's look in this closex
 guccigucci: That's why I have no storage at my place!
 MamboNumber6: @itskando I recently learned that gauntlet means glove, and gantlet means two rows of people you have to run between while they attack you...but I think the two words are merging and in a generation no-one will say gantlet
 itskando: Gauntlet 2020
 Not A Bot: Come on, we need a nice picture for grandma. Can you smile once at least?
 savvoy: Why I won't run for office (I still have a sense of shame)
 Nope: Dating in your 30s.jpg
 drhilljack: *huge inhale for doot concert*
Image 240905   04-04-18   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
552
 
 Kaviri: That's what she said!
 BavidDowie: Vacation in Sunny Lilliput!
 Spazstatic: Ooh, just saw the username/upload combo!
 Spazstatic: I give you a giant inflatable scale for it.
 Warrax: That's a tiny woman.
 CrookedCop: I've seen bigger!
 barfolomew: Stop messing with us not-purples.
 Knice: It's pretty big, I guess.
Image 240904   04-04-18   Uploaded by    imaginary gf
Score:
782
 
 Telkwa: Rad for kingfisher!
 BavidDowie: "AQUABOOP!" *jazz flute intensifies*
 pusha p: Non-reflective speed-swoosh spoils a magnificent moment..
Image 240903   04-04-18   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
489
 
 zoe: @Spazstatic I enjoyed it too!!
 Spazstatic: @Yurishiro that was actually a pretty good movie.
 San DoDo: Rad this? Nope, can't help it
 Ulillillia: I could, but I'd rather fucking.
 bubbles: If they made that disney movie about emotions with cats this would be disgust
Image 240902   04-04-18   Uploaded by    bookcase
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