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273328  Mr Mumble: kid's gonna have ulcers by junior high

273355  Nope: Vacations are good for the soul

273346  Greek Fire: @Sage Or you can fill them with real blood when something goes horribly wrong.

273349  a robot: No, the dog is sad about your terrible whacking off skills

273306  AlexDeLarge: @Christina so he can draw her like one of his French girls

273354  Sadbot: Get corned, son

273354  Shay: @Littlecraftywolf CORN ARE KNICE

273359  tane: Take THAT neon guns! *high fives self*

273356  ignatz: This was one of the few redeeming features of this place (More London, owned by a Saudi wealth fund) but they bricked it in cos mobile phone users kept twisting their ankles :(

273352  tib gubb: damn, i just changed this underwear

273340  Springbok: snrt snort

273360  ignatz: Well, he got a laugh, even if he was only throwing all his toys out of the pram

273346  trelyate: @FabricMan some of them are for smuggling illegal substances

273352  Sadbot: Does she have one where she talks about 2 shots of Ol' Grandad? Asking for a friend

273351  Sadbot: Sup @ArmyStrang

273346  ignatz: The BAD button is for crap like this

273351  ignatz: This is a pretty good one of these..

273346  Mr. Butt: RAD for The Official Podcast!

273296  ignatz: @charlemagne Welp, looks like they chose the wrong day to quit milk.

273352  Minnesotan: SUBSCRIBE

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273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273224 BumScag: In the beginning of the work we do involves cleaning up to skitwish and I will see you briefly in the mail today and tomorrow morning in spokane county sheriff's department and the stars are going to have to take a sick day

272957 Passive: Who hearted?? "Uh.. it was the dog...."

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:



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Score:
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 Kaviri: 100, plus assist? I'll take two!
 Scoo: Grab me now!
 Psymon: Diet cock - half the calories of regular cock
 dobbiesdoogs: is bepis okay?
 Warrax: Nothing like a nicely chilled bottle of PLUS ASS.
 firesoup: First lady: Just grab him by the cock!
 Knice: #ROXANNE, you don't have to put on the cock-light#
Image 240909   04-04-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
170
 
 BavidDowie: Tires are under-inflated anyways
 Mad Collager: This must be a lyftback.
 Ulillillia: She certainly is wilder
 Nope: We have a rent a car thing called Car2go here (basically you get a car and tap it somewhere near the front passenger window and you can rent the car). They are mostly Smart Cars. Our neighbour has one, shes seen several people walk around her car trying to get in because they think its a car2go.
 Knice: Maggie ded
Image 240908   04-04-18   Uploaded by    nathan
Score:
348
 
 Kaviri: Is your girlfriend shaking right now?
 BavidDowie: Hay!
 Scoo: I'm Hung Like An Anonymous
 Knice: You're nervous? Cold? Parkinson's?
 1979: They'd be called 'girlfriends' of course!
Image 240907   04-04-18   Uploaded by    OldKentuckyShark
Score:
526
 
 mackdaddy: woooooo @Felicity
 1979: And now to re-enact Roman Polanskis scene in Chinatown
 Shay: Just put the briefcase full of catnip on the ground and walk away slowly...
 canada: @ignatz - never bring a dog to a cat-with-a-knife fight.
 flying sheep: Tsk.. Never bring a knife to a dog fight
Image 240906   04-04-18   Uploaded by    Telkwa
Score:
440
 
 Kaviri: Let's look in this closex
 guccigucci: That's why I have no storage at my place!
 MamboNumber6: @itskando I recently learned that gauntlet means glove, and gantlet means two rows of people you have to run between while they attack you...but I think the two words are merging and in a generation no-one will say gantlet
 itskando: Gauntlet 2020
 Not A Bot: Come on, we need a nice picture for grandma. Can you smile once at least?
 savvoy: Why I won't run for office (I still have a sense of shame)
 Nope: Dating in your 30s.jpg
 drhilljack: *huge inhale for doot concert*
Image 240905   04-04-18   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
552
 
 Kaviri: That's what she said!
 BavidDowie: Vacation in Sunny Lilliput!
 Spazstatic: Ooh, just saw the username/upload combo!
 Spazstatic: I give you a giant inflatable scale for it.
 Warrax: That's a tiny woman.
 CrookedCop: I've seen bigger!
 barfolomew: Stop messing with us not-purples.
 Knice: It's pretty big, I guess.
Image 240904   04-04-18   Uploaded by    imaginary gf
Score:
782
 
 Telkwa: Rad for kingfisher!
 BavidDowie: "AQUABOOP!" *jazz flute intensifies*
 pusha p: Non-reflective speed-swoosh spoils a magnificent moment..
Image 240903   04-04-18   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
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 zoe: @Spazstatic I enjoyed it too!!
 Spazstatic: @Yurishiro that was actually a pretty good movie.
 San DoDo: Rad this? Nope, can't help it
 Ulillillia: I could, but I'd rather fucking.
 bubbles: If they made that disney movie about emotions with cats this would be disgust
Image 240902   04-04-18   Uploaded by    bookcase
Score:
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 Robespierre: Montara - that pimple above Pillar Point.
 SuedeOxford: @wolfpk *Pauled
 Mad Collager: I think this guy is trying to rot out Paul's teeth.
 Urn BooUrn: Don't feed wild animals.
 wolfpk: I think this guy is trying to get people mauled!
Image 240901   04-04-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
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 Mr Bleak: Perhaps we *should* encourage some internet memes ... :EvilLaughSmiley:
 fidelcastro: Until today I had not heard of the salt-and-ice challenge
 Scoo: True fact: this device is called an "Emasculator"
 Mad Collager: @Dr. Bathroom Yes! Great minds think alike. My children dubbed sliced, ripe olives "black Cheerios", by the way.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: my balls cringed.
 jochenau: There was also the Kylie Jenner challenge or whatever where you put a glass over your mouth and create a vacuum to make your lips poof out, except sometimes the glass just breaks and you go to the ER.
 Dr. Bathroom: Anybody else think they were weird Cheerios?
 NotHuman: vv there is also the usual 'anti-docking' PETA types sometimes kick up a stink despite the fact that unlike 'natural' sheep (aka 'goats'), creatures which have been selectively bread over millennia to be extra-hairy, will tend to die rather horribly (eaten inside-out from the bumhole end by maggots) if the tail is left on :-(
 tane: @Teechur @Yam - I can see that working too. I'm a farm-boy once-removed, so I have never actually used one. But much of Aus. is sheep country, so docking is a prominent use.
 wolfpk: @Teechur Yes, it's called banding. I believe that is what is being implied here.
 Butcherboy: The little rubber rings also help with making bump keys
 Yam: @Teechur Yeah, I was more familiar with this as a castration device. I bought some of the rings as refills for a Nooski mouse trap and they were marketed as a castration tool
 TwistedCinnamon: @glenalec I have never even thought of one of these being used for that. Good to know. We use them on male calves and goats as an alternative to surgical castration.
 Teechur: @glenalec Don't they use something similar for castrating livestock? Not too many teenagers have tails to be docked.
 rustedpeace: vv "Docking" in farm-parlance is removing the tail of an animal. It has other meanings in maritime, space, and sexual contexts.
 Wooden Spoon: Win a Darwin Award without dying... males only.
 Troll: For those not farm-savy, that is a device for fitting docking rings to lamb's tails. The ring cuts off all circulation and the tail dies and falls off. Relatively painless way to remove the tail (tails get full of poop, and then maggots, if left on, so it is actually more humane than leaving the tail alone).
Image 240900   04-04-18   Uploaded by    ptrain
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