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257342  Mr Bleak: @Joseph You can't say that, it's like telling children "Santa is your dad in a fake beard".

258333  BavidDowie: This is too much

258336  BavidDowie: @clayjar yes, then yes

258337  BavidDowie: Solo! Solo!

258341  BavidDowie: Still a better love story than Twilight.

258436  mwoody: I can't tell; is your dog Extra Crispy or Original?

258367  BavidDowie: Who spilled the gasket basket?

258387  BavidDowie: @Knice No, it's snot.

258387  BavidDowie: Just high-quality licks

258398  BavidDowie: Muh boy Pumps always getting in trouble

258431  BavidDowie: What a pile Acrop

258398  Mad Collager: You are also responsible for heeling yourself.

258433  hajjpodge: @AlexDeLarge That's a trend that never went away.

258404  Mad Collager: Shoulda been an Alfa Romeo.

258433  Otterman: Heh heh. Nukular. George W was such a brilliant man.

258433  Otterman: Silly, we had the looming threat of nukular war in the 80s, too.

258433  AlexDeLarge: Don't forget casual racism

258405  Mad Collager: I bet in the future we'll have flying cars and teleportation!

258435  AlexDeLarge: Cook pizza before putting in box

258408  Mad Collager: A Modest License Plate

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258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258182 dangerkeith3000: He's about to fight King Hippo.

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258337 BavidDowie: Solo! Solo!

258270 berlin: me too

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.



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Score:
415
 
 Kaviri: 100, plus assist? I'll take two!
 Scoo: Grab me now!
 Psymon: Diet cock - half the calories of regular cock
 dobbiesdoogs: is bepis okay?
 Warrax: Nothing like a nicely chilled bottle of PLUS ASS.
 firesoup: First lady: Just grab him by the cock!
 Knice: #ROXANNE, you don't have to put on the cock-light#
Image 240909   04-04-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
170
 
 BavidDowie: Tires are under-inflated anyways
 Mad Collager: This must be a lyftback.
 Ulillillia: She certainly is wilder
 Nope: We have a rent a car thing called Car2go here (basically you get a car and tap it somewhere near the front passenger window and you can rent the car). They are mostly Smart Cars. Our neighbour has one, shes seen several people walk around her car trying to get in because they think its a car2go.
 Knice: Maggie ded
Image 240908   04-04-18   Uploaded by    nathan
Score:
348
 
 Kaviri: Is your girlfriend shaking right now?
 BavidDowie: Hay!
 Scoo: I'm Hung Like An Anonymous
 Knice: You're nervous? Cold? Parkinson's?
 1979: They'd be called 'girlfriends' of course!
Image 240907   04-04-18   Uploaded by    OldKentuckyShark
Score:
526
 
 mackdaddy: woooooo @Felicity
 1979: And now to re-enact Roman Polanskis scene in Chinatown
 Shay: Just put the briefcase full of catnip on the ground and walk away slowly...
 canada: @ignatz - never bring a dog to a cat-with-a-knife fight.
 ignatz: Tsk.. Never bring a knife to a dog fight
Image 240906   04-04-18   Uploaded by    Telkwa
Score:
440
 
 Kaviri: Let's look in this closex
 guccigucci: That's why I have no storage at my place!
 MamboNumber6: @itskando I recently learned that gauntlet means glove, and gantlet means two rows of people you have to run between while they attack you...but I think the two words are merging and in a generation no-one will say gantlet
 itskando: Gauntlet 2020
 Not A Bot: Come on, we need a nice picture for grandma. Can you smile once at least?
 savvoy: Why I won't run for office (I still have a sense of shame)
 Nope: Dating in your 30s.jpg
 drhilljack: *huge inhale for doot concert*
Image 240905   04-04-18   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
552
 
 Kaviri: That's what she said!
 BavidDowie: Vacation in Sunny Lilliput!
 Spazstatic: Ooh, just saw the username/upload combo!
 Spazstatic: I give you a giant inflatable scale for it.
 Warrax: That's a tiny woman.
 CrookedCop: I've seen bigger!
 barfolomew: Stop messing with us not-purples.
 Knice: It's pretty big, I guess.
Image 240904   04-04-18   Uploaded by    imaginary gf
Score:
782
 
 Telkwa: Rad for kingfisher!
 BavidDowie: "AQUABOOP!" *jazz flute intensifies*
 ignatz: Non-reflective speed-swoosh spoils a magnificent moment..
Image 240903   04-04-18   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
489
 
 zoe: @Spazstatic I enjoyed it too!!
 Spazstatic: @Yurishiro that was actually a pretty good movie.
 San DoDo: Rad this? Nope, can't help it
 Ulillillia: I could, but I'd rather fucking.
 bubbles: If they made that disney movie about emotions with cats this would be disgust
Image 240902   04-04-18   Uploaded by    bookcase
Score:
354
 
 Robespierre: Montara - that pimple above Pillar Point.
 SuedeOxford: @wolfpk *Pauled
 Mad Collager: I think this guy is trying to rot out Paul's teeth.
 Urn BooUrn: Don't feed wild animals.
 wolfpk: I think this guy is trying to get people mauled!
Image 240901   04-04-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
271
 
 Mr Bleak: Perhaps we *should* encourage some internet memes ... :EvilLaughSmiley:
 fidelcastro: Until today I had not heard of the salt-and-ice challenge
 Scoo: True fact: this device is called an "Emasculator"
 Mad Collager: @Dr. Bathroom Yes! Great minds think alike. My children dubbed sliced, ripe olives "black Cheerios", by the way.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: my balls cringed.
 jochenau: There was also the Kylie Jenner challenge or whatever where you put a glass over your mouth and create a vacuum to make your lips poof out, except sometimes the glass just breaks and you go to the ER.
 Dr. Bathroom: Anybody else think they were weird Cheerios?
 NotHuman: vv there is also the usual 'anti-docking' PETA types sometimes kick up a stink despite the fact that unlike 'natural' sheep (aka 'goats'), creatures which have been selectively bread over millennia to be extra-hairy, will tend to die rather horribly (eaten inside-out from the bumhole end by maggots) if the tail is left on :-(
 tane: @Teechur @Yam - I can see that working too. I'm a farm-boy once-removed, so I have never actually used one. But much of Aus. is sheep country, so docking is a prominent use.
 wolfpk: @Teechur Yes, it's called banding. I believe that is what is being implied here.
 Butcherboy: The little rubber rings also help with making bump keys
 Yam: @Teechur Yeah, I was more familiar with this as a castration device. I bought some of the rings as refills for a Nooski mouse trap and they were marketed as a castration tool
 TwistedCinnamon: @glenalec I have never even thought of one of these being used for that. Good to know. We use them on male calves and goats as an alternative to surgical castration.
 Teechur: @glenalec Don't they use something similar for castrating livestock? Not too many teenagers have tails to be docked.
 rustedpeace: vv "Docking" in farm-parlance is removing the tail of an animal. It has other meanings in maritime, space, and sexual contexts.
 Wooden Spoon: Win a Darwin Award without dying... males only.
 Troll: For those not farm-savy, that is a device for fitting docking rings to lamb's tails. The ring cuts off all circulation and the tail dies and falls off. Relatively painless way to remove the tail (tails get full of poop, and then maggots, if left on, so it is actually more humane than leaving the tail alone).
Image 240900   04-04-18   Uploaded by    ptrain
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