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268385  Sadbot: Magneto was right

268402  lolnotrly: When we lived in a rural area we used to see turtles out on the highway often. My mom would stop and pick them up and bring them to the big pond we had in our backyard where they wouldn't get run over. We ended up anchoring a log in the middle of the pond, and all the turtles would get up and line themselves up on the log!

268386  Zaxxoff: no baby can trap me! i'm going out for a pack of smokes!

268224  Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268385  Dr Awkward: Theyre missing the cartoonishly unrealistic villain. Though his wife seems to have made it.

268390  Dr Awkward: Death by the slice

268390  Knice: Grim Reapperoni

268393  Knice: @WetWilly God-damn, dude.

268394  Knice: Divergent soft-spot development. I hope.

268396  Knice: We need more Fuck Cops.

268397  Knice: So, a couple's walking in the park and the dude says "Impress me." She's like "Okay, I can talk to animals;" and he says "Really? Prove it!" So she goes over to a duck and says "Hello, you fuckin' duck." That's how we told these back in my day.

268386  Not A Bot: oh shit this is going to get crazy [FX: jumps off bridge]

268398  Knice: Here are some things.

268388  Knice: Sparkwomb is my signature bedroom move.

268385  a robot: it doesn't

268371  Kaviri: Don't even at me dawg

268383  LurkedMoar: Th-axolotl

268378  Kaviri: You won't catch me slippin' up, that's for sure.

268369  Eleftheros: @Nope I legitimately thought it was ice cream.

268387  Kaviri: Anthony Fantano

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 Telkwa: Rad for kingfisher!
 BavidDowie: "AQUABOOP!" *jazz flute intensifies*
 pusha p: Non-reflective speed-swoosh spoils a magnificent moment..
Image 240903   04-04-18   Uploaded by    Hyphae
 zoe: @Spazstatic I enjoyed it too!!
 Spazstatic: @Yurishiro that was actually a pretty good movie.
 San DoDo: Rad this? Nope, can't help it
 Ulillillia: I could, but I'd rather fucking.
 bubbles: If they made that disney movie about emotions with cats this would be disgust
Image 240902   04-04-18   Uploaded by    bookcase
 Robespierre: Montara - that pimple above Pillar Point.
 SuedeOxford: @wolfpk *Pauled
 Mad Collager: I think this guy is trying to rot out Paul's teeth.
 Urn BooUrn: Don't feed wild animals.
 wolfpk: I think this guy is trying to get people mauled!
Image 240901   04-04-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
 Mr Bleak: Perhaps we *should* encourage some internet memes ... :EvilLaughSmiley:
 fidelcastro: Until today I had not heard of the salt-and-ice challenge
 Scoo: True fact: this device is called an "Emasculator"
 Mad Collager: @Dr. Bathroom Yes! Great minds think alike. My children dubbed sliced, ripe olives "black Cheerios", by the way.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: my balls cringed.
 jochenau: There was also the Kylie Jenner challenge or whatever where you put a glass over your mouth and create a vacuum to make your lips poof out, except sometimes the glass just breaks and you go to the ER.
 Dr. Bathroom: Anybody else think they were weird Cheerios?
 NotHuman: vv there is also the usual 'anti-docking' PETA types sometimes kick up a stink despite the fact that unlike 'natural' sheep (aka 'goats'), creatures which have been selectively bread over millennia to be extra-hairy, will tend to die rather horribly (eaten inside-out from the bumhole end by maggots) if the tail is left on :-(
 tane: @Teechur @Yam - I can see that working too. I'm a farm-boy once-removed, so I have never actually used one. But much of Aus. is sheep country, so docking is a prominent use.
 wolfpk: @Teechur Yes, it's called banding. I believe that is what is being implied here.
 Butcherboy: The little rubber rings also help with making bump keys
 Yam: @Teechur Yeah, I was more familiar with this as a castration device. I bought some of the rings as refills for a Nooski mouse trap and they were marketed as a castration tool
 TwistedCinnamon: @glenalec I have never even thought of one of these being used for that. Good to know. We use them on male calves and goats as an alternative to surgical castration.
 Teechur: @glenalec Don't they use something similar for castrating livestock? Not too many teenagers have tails to be docked.
 rustedpeace: vv "Docking" in farm-parlance is removing the tail of an animal. It has other meanings in maritime, space, and sexual contexts.
 Wooden Spoon: Win a Darwin Award without dying... males only.
 Troll: For those not farm-savy, that is a device for fitting docking rings to lamb's tails. The ring cuts off all circulation and the tail dies and falls off. Relatively painless way to remove the tail (tails get full of poop, and then maggots, if left on, so it is actually more humane than leaving the tail alone).
Image 240900   04-04-18   Uploaded by    ptrain
 Mr Bleak: @glenalec :D So do I - I started with an ICL 1900 running George 3 via punch cards... Now there was a sucky interface for you!
 Wet farts: @Mr Bleak - I predate DOS, even. :-)
 Mr Bleak: @glenalec DOS sucked as well, if you remember. The fun of hand crafting AUTOEXEC.BAT and CONFIG.SYS to get your game running with the mouse AND SoundBlaster! EMM386 or HIMEM.SYS? If I load the Logitech mouse driver and use my MS mouse, but load that first, then I can save 1.5K ... and a manual with a learning curve like a brick wall.
 dragon horn: @tib gubb - A time before Windows, a time before mouses, a time before bloatware, and a time before EVERY O.S. SUCKED!
 Frum Temps: I miss this font (although the taller, thinner 80-column CGA font that preceded it is even better)
 Scoo: shareware.bmp
 tib gubb: they were simpler times
Image 240899   04-04-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
 Cerberus: Sorry guys I didnt realize I already posted this
 Kaviri: Sweet *and* salty!
 WotGives: This wasn't okay the first time.
 barfolomew: You absolute BARBARIAN.
Image 240898   04-04-18   Uploaded by    Cerberus
 Mr Bleak: @Kaviri Lucifer == "Light bringer": he was the "Highest Angel" before he and his homie had a spat.
 Kaviri: Satan's angel? Satan is angel?
 Robespierre: ***SNORE***
Image 240897   04-04-18   Uploaded by    drhenry
 Kaviri: Ski free.
 windows96: @Felicity what the turkey is implying. I didn t mean to yell at the OP
 Cerberus: How Santa almost stole thanksgiving
Image 240896   04-04-18   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
 NoOneImportant: Catch 22 haircut
 Robespierre: "Pull up - he asked for just a trim"
Image 240895   04-04-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
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