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262960  trelyate: the gender swapped version of bird person is still bird person

262969  trelyate: quintuple boop!

262982  trelyate: Brook?

262969  a robot: "Where's OUR watermelon??"

262987  trelyate: KNOCK FIRST!

262970  VeeKay: @Nope Probably stick too!

262987  VeeKay: Kitten Shammu is lovely

262984  bug: I think that old man is having a stroke.

262975  Teechur: Great. Now pick up the rest of them from the yard.

262976  sparename: Grow up and fly away, little fruit cat

262982  Knice: @Dr. Bathroom Lensy Kravitz

262978  Teechur: "I heard you the first time"

262984  Knice: Say what now?

262985  Teechur: In that case, I don't blame him.

262991  sparename: "Be careful with that chair, do you think they grow on trees?"

262954  Not A Bot: 'Z' for 'Disembowelment'. Wait...

262680  Felicity: @oregon man My favourite animated sitcom, Bob's Burgers, is starting to go that way too

262685  Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262978  Scoo: "I know"

262980  VoR: Genuine

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262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

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 Robespierre: Real raccoons play cribbage.
 Otterman: Waschbaer
 Otterman: Unbelievable. Real raccoons would play cards by a pool of water for frequent washing.
 Bluetocracy: Classic. I've always loved Trash Pandas Playing Poker.
 Butcherboy: Ahh Ive got garbage. What?!?! I mean my cards Steve,calm down
 grizzly: Nope! Chuck Testa!
 Mad Collager: Okay, I'll see your pork chop bone and raise you two banana peels.
 fanny: Make a move already, Stubborn Jeff!
Image 240736   04-03-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 BabyVaccine: vv now I think of it, someone in a Trek-ified version of a large competitor's uniform screaming "Kaaaaaahn! Kaaaaaaaahn! Kaaaaaaaaaahn! Why are your prices always so competitive!" would make an amusing advertisement!
 Semaphore: @DrinkMixMan - We have a small local chain of supermarkets here trading under the name 'Kahn's'. I am always tempted to stand out the front doing a Kirk impression.
 Mad Collager: Well, your name should've been Hoover!
 bag o bones: Meeee toooooo!
Image 240735   04-03-18   Uploaded by    beefbeef
 Whatever: Thats one way to dispose of the surplus population thats infesting the nations public schools
 Greifer: wheeeeeeeeeee
 Otterman: Dispose of ugly children here
 Nope: @wolfpk now with slightly less decapitation!
 wolfpk: The next great amusement park "ride."
 Mad Collager: Wait! It's nowhere near Sinkhole de Mayo!
 fanny: The pit/ I was in the pit/ You were in the pit/ We all were in the pit
 Dominus Umbrae: Love how the"safety line" doesn't actually prevent anyone from going up the slide. "Mommy, look at OH MY GOD!"
 gutwheat: That large alligator is still at the bottom of the hole, too.
Image 240734   04-03-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Robespierre: From the national best seller "Fun Things to Do With Unwanted Microwaves"
 Whatever: Substitute fireplace
 Greifer: it's perfect
 itskando: Satan demands a snackrifice
 Mr. Shine: Wait while I take a picture!
 jochenau: I bet it smells great in there.
 Shay: This popcorn is fine.
 hammy: @Butcherboy Yes it will. Nice and clean :P
 Bluetocracy: very zen
 Butcherboy: A damp paper towel will fix that up
 Mad Collager: Don't give @Knice any ideas!
 WTF: Ahhhhh, the microwave is on fire! Quick take a picture!
 sparename: One day after the 'use-by' date
 male anon: Flambe popcorn.
Image 240733   04-03-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
 well duh: It's a Nissan, what's your point.
 Sparkplug: *jewish theme song*
 chunk norris: 2d tree
Image 240732   04-03-18   Uploaded by    soccer
 BavidDowie: I hate using the loo at my veterinarian's office
 dangerkeith3000: That penis is wider than the arm!
 Mr. Shine: @a robot "How'd you think I rang the doorbell?"
 Sparkle Bucket: @a robot asking the *hard* questions
 addend: "Ooh... Come in, big boy."
 Bluetocracy: Instructions unclear: skewered penis with chopstick, then removed it with an uppercut with my fist. I think I am going to die, but the door still won't open.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: dont put your hand anywhere you cant put your dick.
 Rembo Prundus: It fits, I sit.
 a robot: Is the average boner really strong enough to open a door though?
 WTF: I have girth envy.
 FabricMan: Or... you can just have the door open outward... like every hospital in the world figured out decades ago
 Scoo: Instructions unclear...
 icloud: At least this one the stainless-steel (natural antiseptic) isn't covered in rubberised plastic (natural petri dish).
Image 240731   04-03-18   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
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Image 240730   04-03-18   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
 Korrok: I'm okay with this...
 jochenau: adorable lil sharko
 Bluetocracy: Such an adorable little killing machine.
 parrotsnest: That is the cutest shark I*ve ever seen!
 a robot: Put it BACK!!
 sparename: What happened...? Harrison???
 maura: Awwwwwwwwwww. Those big eyes always get me.
Image 240729   04-03-18   Uploaded by    habbekratz
 Mad Collager: We heard that you sometimes cook fish this way.
 Mad Collager: We heard that you sometimes cook fish this way.
 sparename: Cats misheard "mouthwash"
 itskando: Take this broom and stick it WAYYY up your ass. Stick it WAYYY up there.
Image 240728   04-03-18   Uploaded by    Dominus Umbrae
 Dick Inspector: One of my personal favorites is the Baron von Pipi-Popo.
 Otterman: Do do
 Shay: Doodoo caca doodoo caca doodoo caca...
 Mr. Shine: Ha ha ow!
 dobbiesdoogs: yes i will
Image 240727   04-03-18   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
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