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249591  Skinr: General Boy's secret plan for world domination!

249597  addend: @Warrax (Jimmy dies.)

249599  addend: (Quits smoking.)

249598  Skinr: I see LuxusLurch is having a nice Memorial Day weekend.

249602  addend: Relax that fist and pet the kitty.

249600  Sadbot: Owls seem cool, where can I get one for my dog?

249596  WannaBee: Looks like a giant unicorn mouse.

249587  a robot: How meta.

249588  a robot: Looks a lot like @carpwoman's kitty! #189916

249603  Knice: Take that, creationists.

249594  a robot: @Sadbot I think every time this picture is posted we have the same conversation about Colfax being a great place to get intoxicated and make bad decisions ;)

249594  Sadbot: @Hyphae Even better, Denver

249610  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

249599  WannaBee: Second hand smoke is ok?

249597  Warrax: Hmm... where was that well again?

249571  some guy : 5 pushups and dicks out!

249594  Hyphae: @Sadbot ? Boulder?

249598  jochenau: Typical, he eats three cheeseburgers then drinks a *diet* pepsi.

249596  Hyphae: We get it, you like to have your photo taken while you consume errant souls for sustenance while they are distracted discussing matters of the night with the aura of the street light

249596  Nope: We get it, the glorious nuclear hellfire will destroy us all

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249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249509 a sedated moose: I hate when there's poop on the toilet.

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

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 Robespierre: Real raccoons play cribbage.
 Otterman: Waschbaer
 Otterman: Unbelievable. Real raccoons would play cards by a pool of water for frequent washing.
 Bluetocracy: Classic. I've always loved Trash Pandas Playing Poker.
 Butcherboy: Ahh Ive got garbage. What?!?! I mean my cards Steve,calm down
 grizzly: Nope! Chuck Testa!
 Mad Collager: Okay, I'll see your pork chop bone and raise you two banana peels.
 fanny: Make a move already, Stubborn Jeff!
Image 240736   04-03-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 BabyVaccine: vv now I think of it, someone in a Trek-ified version of a large competitor's uniform screaming "Kaaaaaahn! Kaaaaaaaahn! Kaaaaaaaaaahn! Why are your prices always so competitive!" would make an amusing advertisement!
 Semaphore: @DrinkMixMan - We have a small local chain of supermarkets here trading under the name 'Kahn's'. I am always tempted to stand out the front doing a Kirk impression.
 Mad Collager: Well, your name should've been Hoover!
 bag o bones: Meeee toooooo!
Image 240735   04-03-18   Uploaded by    beefbeef
 Whatever: Thats one way to dispose of the surplus population thats infesting the nations public schools
 Greifer: wheeeeeeeeeee
 Otterman: Dispose of ugly children here
 Nope: @wolfpk now with slightly less decapitation!
 wolfpk: The next great amusement park "ride."
 Mad Collager: Wait! It's nowhere near Sinkhole de Mayo!
 fanny: The pit/ I was in the pit/ You were in the pit/ We all were in the pit
 OldKentuckyShark: Love how the"safety line" doesn't actually prevent anyone from going up the slide. "Mommy, look at OH MY GOD!"
 gutwheat: That large alligator is still at the bottom of the hole, too.
Image 240734   04-03-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Robespierre: From the national best seller "Fun Things to Do With Unwanted Microwaves"
 Whatever: Substitute fireplace
 Greifer: it's perfect
 itskando: Satan demands a snackrifice
 Mr. Shine: Wait while I take a picture!
 jochenau: I bet it smells great in there.
 Shay: This popcorn is fine.
 WannaBee: @Butcherboy Yes it will. Nice and clean :P
 Bluetocracy: very zen
 Butcherboy: A damp paper towel will fix that up
 Mad Collager: Don't give @Knice any ideas!
 WTF: Ahhhhh, the microwave is on fire! Quick take a picture!
 sparename: One day after the 'use-by' date
 male anon: Flambe popcorn.
Image 240733   04-03-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
 well duh: It's a Nissan, what's your point.
 Yurishiro: *jewish theme song*
 chunk norris: 2d tree
Image 240732   04-03-18   Uploaded by    soccer
 BavidDowie: I hate using the loo at my veterinarian's office
 dangerkeith3000: That penis is wider than the arm!
 Mr. Shine: @a robot "How'd you think I rang the doorbell?"
 Sparkle Bucket: @a robot asking the *hard* questions
 addend: "Ooh... Come in, big boy."
 Bluetocracy: Instructions unclear: skewered penis with chopstick, then removed it with an uppercut with my fist. I think I am going to die, but the door still won't open.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: dont put your hand anywhere you cant put your dick.
 Yurishiro: It fits, I sit.
 a robot: Is the average boner really strong enough to open a door though?
 WTF: I have girth envy.
 FabricMan: Or... you can just have the door open outward... like every hospital in the world figured out decades ago
 Scoo: Instructions unclear...
 icloud: At least this one the stainless-steel (natural antiseptic) isn't covered in rubberised plastic (natural petri dish).
Image 240731   04-03-18   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 240730   04-03-18   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
 Korrok: I'm okay with this...
 jochenau: adorable lil sharko
 Bluetocracy: Such an adorable little killing machine.
 WannaBee: That is the cutest shark I*ve ever seen!
 a robot: Put it BACK!!
 sparename: What happened...? Harrison???
 maura: Awwwwwwwwwww. Those big eyes always get me.
Image 240729   04-03-18   Uploaded by    habbekratz
 Mad Collager: We heard that you sometimes cook fish this way.
 Mad Collager: We heard that you sometimes cook fish this way.
 sparename: Cats misheard "mouthwash"
 itskando: Take this broom and stick it WAYYY up your ass. Stick it WAYYY up there.
Image 240728   04-03-18   Uploaded by    Dominus Umbrae
 Dick Inspector: One of my personal favorites is the Baron von Pipi-Popo.
 Otterman: Do do
 Shay: Doodoo caca doodoo caca doodoo caca...
 Mr. Shine: Ha ha ow!
 dobbiesdoogs: yes i will
Image 240727   04-03-18   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
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