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272838  dangerkeith3000: My cousin's boyfriend has a huge truck with the license plate "LIL MAN". Granted he *is* 5'4"...

272849  dangerkeith3000: Dinochicken

272837  Snow Plow: little pink hound dogs for you and me

272854  sparename: I lost my polarising fil.ter

272847  Eleftheros: @Sadbot I woulda thought it was the nazi-killer reputation for the 1940s models rolling over on German roads

272851  Off Topic: I think I'd pay for one of these.

272848  Korrok: Korrok approves.

272816  dangerkeith3000: @fanny Possibly. Though how lean the cut of human flesh is and the age of it would probably matter more, I'm guessing.

272796  antipatterns: at least its not bowsette

272813  antipatterns: @dangerkeith3000 when they try and sell the building that pillar just explodes

272802  Scoo: Now in THREE-DEE!

272816  antipatterns: even i eat fucking wack ass alien bugs man they aint even animals

272818  antipatterns: mmmmm im thinking about those cheeses

272845  antipatterns: e n h a n c e

272859  magicmormon: Come closer, young one. The hour grows late and the fire burns low, but there is still time yet. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure.

272822  wolfpk: I do not consent.

272829  Air Biscuit: I didnt know olive garden had heads on the menu.

272822  Prostata: whoever threw that snowball is about to die

272837  wolfpk: The house had to be split in the divorce.

272838  Prostata: at least he's honest

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272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272774 Sadbot: Comrade @TurkeyVultureTed gets right to the heart of the issue, though

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272816 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Possibly. Though how lean the cut of human flesh is and the age of it would probably matter more, I'm guessing.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

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 Robespierre: Real raccoons play cribbage.
 Social Vegan: Waschbaer
 skittles: Unbelievable. Real raccoons would play cards by a pool of water for frequent washing.
 Bluetocracy: Classic. I've always loved Trash Pandas Playing Poker.
 Butcherboy: Ahh Ive got garbage. What?!?! I mean my cards Steve,calm down
 grizzly: Nope! Chuck Testa!
 Mad Collager: Okay, I'll see your pork chop bone and raise you two banana peels.
 fanny: Make a move already, Stubborn Jeff!
Image 240736   04-03-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 BabyVaccine: vv now I think of it, someone in a Trek-ified version of a large competitor's uniform screaming "Kaaaaaahn! Kaaaaaaaahn! Kaaaaaaaaaahn! Why are your prices always so competitive!" would make an amusing advertisement!
 Semaphore: @DrinkMixMan - We have a small local chain of supermarkets here trading under the name 'Kahn's'. I am always tempted to stand out the front doing a Kirk impression.
 Mad Collager: Well, your name should've been Hoover!
 bag o bones: Meeee toooooo!
Image 240735   04-03-18   Uploaded by    beefbeef
 Whatever: Thats one way to dispose of the surplus population thats infesting the nations public schools
 Greifer: wheeeeeeeeeee
 tina: Dispose of ugly children here
 Nope: @wolfpk now with slightly less decapitation!
 wolfpk: The next great amusement park "ride."
 Mad Collager: Wait! It's nowhere near Sinkhole de Mayo!
 fanny: The pit/ I was in the pit/ You were in the pit/ We all were in the pit
 Dominus Umbrae: Love how the"safety line" doesn't actually prevent anyone from going up the slide. "Mommy, look at OH MY GOD!"
 gutwheat: That large alligator is still at the bottom of the hole, too.
Image 240734   04-03-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Robespierre: From the national best seller "Fun Things to Do With Unwanted Microwaves"
 Whatever: Substitute fireplace
 Greifer: it's perfect
 itskando: Satan demands a snackrifice
 Mr. Shine: Wait while I take a picture!
 jochenau: I bet it smells great in there.
 Shay: This popcorn is fine.
 hammy: @Butcherboy Yes it will. Nice and clean :P
 Bluetocracy: very zen
 Butcherboy: A damp paper towel will fix that up
 Mad Collager: Don't give @Knice any ideas!
 WTF: Ahhhhh, the microwave is on fire! Quick take a picture!
 sparename: One day after the 'use-by' date
 male anon: Flambe popcorn.
Image 240733   04-03-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
 well duh: It's a Nissan, what's your point.
 Sparkplug: *jewish theme song*
 chunk norris: 2d tree
Image 240732   04-03-18   Uploaded by    soccer
 BavidDowie: I hate using the loo at my veterinarian's office
 dangerkeith3000: That penis is wider than the arm!
 Mr. Shine: @a robot "How'd you think I rang the doorbell?"
 Sparkle Bucket: @a robot asking the *hard* questions
 addend: "Ooh... Come in, big boy."
 Bluetocracy: Instructions unclear: skewered penis with chopstick, then removed it with an uppercut with my fist. I think I am going to die, but the door still won't open.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: dont put your hand anywhere you cant put your dick.
 Rembo Prundus: It fits, I sit.
 a robot: Is the average boner really strong enough to open a door though?
 WTF: I have girth envy.
 FabricMan: Or... you can just have the door open outward... like every hospital in the world figured out decades ago
 Scoo: Instructions unclear...
 icloud: At least this one the stainless-steel (natural antiseptic) isn't covered in rubberised plastic (natural petri dish).
Image 240731   04-03-18   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 240730   04-03-18   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
 Korrok: I'm okay with this...
 jochenau: adorable lil sharko
 Bluetocracy: Such an adorable little killing machine.
 parrotsnest: That is the cutest shark I*ve ever seen!
 a robot: Put it BACK!!
 sparename: What happened...? Harrison???
 maura: Awwwwwwwwwww. Those big eyes always get me.
Image 240729   04-03-18   Uploaded by    habbekratz
 Mad Collager: We heard that you sometimes cook fish this way.
 Mad Collager: We heard that you sometimes cook fish this way.
 sparename: Cats misheard "mouthwash"
 itskando: Take this broom and stick it WAYYY up your ass. Stick it WAYYY up there.
Image 240728   04-03-18   Uploaded by    Dominus Umbrae
 Dick Inspector: One of my personal favorites is the Baron von Pipi-Popo.
 DeeeeeeeezNutz: Do do
 Shay: Doodoo caca doodoo caca doodoo caca...
 Mr. Shine: Ha ha ow!
 dobbiesdoogs: yes i will
Image 240727   04-03-18   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
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