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257851  dobbiesdoogs: happy birthday benjamin button

257851  Mr. Butt: 1.00

257863  ignatz: .. also 3 and 4 are in the wrong order

257854  Bohab: Lovely little leveretts

257858  ignatz: The floor IS lava

257825  Warrax: This leaves open so many other wonderful possibilities.

257797  Clim Tinties: good life hack

257859  ignatz: Too high then too low

257818  Spazstatic: Smiling Dog Crew is a bunch of people who are typically really good pilots but rarely take mercy. I typically try to avoid them just in case they are in a bad mood.

257855  sparename: This would look even worse with ketchup. Or mayo...

257863  Prefuse: 2nd from left is perfect

257863  ignatz: ... Cappuccino?

257855  Solemn: -PRRRT-

257855  ignatz: You gotta be shittin' me..

257844  Not A Bot: For puzzles everybody knows you start with the fucking corner pieces.

257770  p nut: Dying @Mr. Shine...

257850  Peter Pantsless: Vehicular manslaughter WITH STYLE!

257844  Sadbot: I'll take anything on the PS2 over the weird jumpy textures of the first PS

257809  Greifer: and now to something completely different

257850  Solemn: Life at Andy's house wasn't the same after Mrs. Nesbitt discovered clubbing.

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10. Amy Housewine



The top ten most commented-on images today:

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257787 some guy : This image is upside-down.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257824 WannaBee: Chicks with blocks and clocks come.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257769 Mad Collager: Do you really need THAT much insurance for one bike?



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 7. Scoo: 2373 points
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10. NotHuman: 1898 points
11. Side Boob: 1888 points
12. WannaBee: 1830 points
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Score:
961
 
 Mr. Shine: Mini-man or Mega-doggo?
 dangerkeith3000: Attack of the 50 ft. Dog
 Micro Jackson: Who's a big boy?
 Scoo: Boop!
 Sadbot: Artorias and Sif in a better timeline
Image 240696   04-03-18   Uploaded by    Prostata
Image 240695 is unbelievably bad (score -20) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by drhenry. You have brought shame on us, drhenry.
Score:
146
 
 Mr. Shine: OK, NOW it's an abomination.
 dangerkeith3000: This is *almost* as bad as the picture above this one.
 a sedated moose: No.
Image 240694   04-03-18   Uploaded by    Cerberus
Score:
685
 
 Mr. Shine: *taps watch, holds to ear*
 Stumpwiz: At least I got to see the C-beams glitter in the dark.
 dangerkeith3000: I'm ready.
 Amy Housewine: These magazines will be lost in time, like tears in the rain.
Image 240693   04-03-18   Uploaded by    waffles
Score:
267
 
 Not A Bot: she sounds like a keeper
 durian: Protip
 funny in the wall: you'd think it'd be lighter... i learn something new every day on the gator.
 Mr. Shine: CNN trying to recover some credibility, I see.
 Beef Supreme: Make that 2200 degrees, when compressed in a turbine engine, and only partial combustion that creates NOx pollution. Even still, your plane about to crash.
 Beef Supreme: Oxygen and nitrogen combust at 2000 degrees. Good luck maintaining that temperature without jet fuel.
 Amy Housewine: @Sadbot You truly tell the saddest tales.
 Sadbot: @Amy Housewine In this context? Plummeting out of the sky without ever having gotten to do a barrel roll
 Amy Housewine: @Sadbot, what is the saddest thing?
 VeeKay: On the plus side the explosion will be much smaller when it slams into the ground.
 Sadbot: "*chhhk* uhhh, this is your captain speaking, we are on approach to LAX, it's a pleasant 78 degrees down there and uhhhhh...if the passengers next to the wings would like to volunteer to help our flight crew flap the wings, we offer vouchers good towards your next flight with us"
Image 240692   04-03-18   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
643
 
 lazySolver: try to live without arms'n'legs susan, its really hard
 XLY: that anaconda wants buns hun
 Mr. Shine: Hairsnek
 WannaBee: Medusa tries a new hairdo.
 Butcherboy: Im tired of these mutha fuckin snakes on this mutha fuckin hair do
 fanny: ssssssssick sssssssssscrunchie sssssssssssssister
Image 240691   04-03-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
518
 
 Beef Supreme: Did they tag the livestock that kick?
 dangerkeith3000: The Decemberists went in an interesting direction with their new album cover.
 marxist: In the fields
 Robespierre: Hoosiers clearly watch too much porn on the Web'Nets
 Mr. Butt: :D
 Not A Bot: Sean Connery turned down the role of Morpheus in the Matrix.
Image 240690   04-03-18   Uploaded by    reagan
Image 240689 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Hyphae. We'll pray for you, Hyphae.
Score:
665
 
 p nut: Bounty, the Dog Hunter
 VeeKay: Hates his dog and himself. Thinks he looks cool and can't imagine himself without toes or kneecaps or a brain injury. Will miss his dog when he kills it.
 BavidDowie: Riding bitch
Image 240688   04-03-18   Uploaded by    cishet
Score:
180
 
 tib gubb: toot fucking toot
 addend: *mwah*
 Shay: His nose isn't brown at all; so maybe his boss has a sweet ass.
 antipatterns: These days I'm fighting the bastards AND their bootlickers
 Mern Trulbo: The manager is a black bar?
 dangerkeith3000: You are supposed to stick your NOSE up there. Not your EAR. It's not "Brown Earing" jeez...amateurs...
 fink: Congratz about the manager position @Mr. Butt
 ignatz: If the mamager is up there, who's ass are you.. er.. what exactly would you call this?
 WTF: Just trying to hear the horn.
 WTF: Just trying to hear the horn.
Image 240687   04-03-18   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
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