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268123  smusher: Grab yourself a Crusch

268251  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268250  kate shutupton: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268241  Sadbot: It's rabbit turds, bro

267420  Mr Bleak: Carfetti - the trucks are marking their territory.

268238  Dr Awkward: Your monkey looks sick

268229  Dr Awkward: Is this a real picture?!

268156  2Berries: Looks like you can swap heads

268243  a robot: No wait, it's "more like Sudo-WOOD-o, amirite!"

268243  a robot: Stupid sexy Diglett!

268236  a robot: Remove Vaseline from camera lens before taking photo please

268194  2Berries: If he don't, who will?

268203  2Berries: Just tried it with milk foe the first time #lifechanging

268242  Knice: Big doubt.

268243  Knice: I envy their free-time.

268244  Knice: hahah, yeah ... what?

268248  Wumph Morms: Mountains of panties need tall tires, yes.

268246  Knice: flerf

268247  Knice: Woah, black bars...

268222  mexican: You called?

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1. dangerkeith3000
2. MrBoffo
3. Side Boob
4. Felicity
5. Shay
6. Dr Awkward
7. Not A Bot
8. wolfpk
9. a robot
10. ignatz



The top ten most commented-on images today:

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.



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Mord Tingies uploaded 267949 (847 points)
NotHuman uploaded 267748 (832 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267940 (832 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
daisy picker uploaded 267988 (792 points)
amputator uploaded 267936 (787 points)
depression uploaded 267930 (783 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)
teletub uploaded 267780 (744 points)
celebgate uploaded 267795 (710 points)


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 2. fanny: 4297 points
 3. E. HONDA: 3583 points
 4. MrBoffo: 3447 points
 5. toad: 2416 points
 6. time is wastin: 2362 points
 7. Nope: 2022 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 1804 points
 9. Stoner: 1708 points
10. withak: 1644 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
12. greg: 1560 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1482 points
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Score:
961
 
 Mr. Shine: Mini-man or Mega-doggo?
 dangerkeith3000: Attack of the 50 ft. Dog
 Micro Jackson: Who's a big boy?
 Scoo: Boop!
 Sadbot: Artorias and Sif in a better timeline
Image 240696   04-03-18   Uploaded by    Prostata
Image 240695 is unbelievably bad (score -20) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by drhenry. Your image was bad, drhenry.
Score:
146
 
 Mr. Shine: OK, NOW it's an abomination.
 dangerkeith3000: This is *almost* as bad as the picture above this one.
 a sedated moose: No.
Image 240694   04-03-18   Uploaded by    Cerberus
Score:
685
 
 Mr. Shine: *taps watch, holds to ear*
 Stumpwiz: At least I got to see the C-beams glitter in the dark.
 dangerkeith3000: I'm ready.
 Amy Housewine: These magazines will be lost in time, like tears in the rain.
Image 240693   04-03-18   Uploaded by    waffles
Score:
267
 
 Not A Bot: she sounds like a keeper
 durian: Protip
 funny in the wall: you'd think it'd be lighter... i learn something new every day on the gator.
 Mr. Shine: CNN trying to recover some credibility, I see.
 Beef Supreme: Make that 2200 degrees, when compressed in a turbine engine, and only partial combustion that creates NOx pollution. Even still, your plane about to crash.
 Beef Supreme: Oxygen and nitrogen combust at 2000 degrees. Good luck maintaining that temperature without jet fuel.
 Amy Housewine: @Sadbot You truly tell the saddest tales.
 Sadbot: @Amy Housewine In this context? Plummeting out of the sky without ever having gotten to do a barrel roll
 Amy Housewine: @Sadbot, what is the saddest thing?
 VeeKay: On the plus side the explosion will be much smaller when it slams into the ground.
 Sadbot: "*chhhk* uhhh, this is your captain speaking, we are on approach to LAX, it's a pleasant 78 degrees down there and uhhhhh...if the passengers next to the wings would like to volunteer to help our flight crew flap the wings, we offer vouchers good towards your next flight with us"
Image 240692   04-03-18   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
643
 
 lazySolver: try to live without arms'n'legs susan, its really hard
 XLY: that anaconda wants buns hun
 Mr. Shine: Hairsnek
 bubbles: Medusa tries a new hairdo.
 Butcherboy: Im tired of these mutha fuckin snakes on this mutha fuckin hair do
 fanny: ssssssssick sssssssssscrunchie sssssssssssssister
Image 240691   04-03-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
518
 
 Beef Supreme: Did they tag the livestock that kick?
 dangerkeith3000: The Decemberists went in an interesting direction with their new album cover.
 marxist: In the fields
 Robespierre: Hoosiers clearly watch too much porn on the Web'Nets
 Mr. Butt: :D
 Not A Bot: Sean Connery turned down the role of Morpheus in the Matrix.
Image 240690   04-03-18   Uploaded by    reagan
Image 240689 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Hyphae. You have brought shame on us, Hyphae.
Score:
665
 
 p nut: Bounty, the Dog Hunter
 VeeKay: Hates his dog and himself. Thinks he looks cool and can't imagine himself without toes or kneecaps or a brain injury. Will miss his dog when he kills it.
 BavidDowie: Riding bitch
Image 240688   04-03-18   Uploaded by    cishet
Score:
180
 
 tib gubb: toot fucking toot
 addend: *mwah*
 Shay: His nose isn't brown at all; so maybe his boss has a sweet ass.
 antipatterns: These days I'm fighting the bastards AND their bootlickers
 Mern Trulbo: The manager is a black bar?
 dangerkeith3000: You are supposed to stick your NOSE up there. Not your EAR. It's not "Brown Earing" jeez...amateurs...
 fink: Congratz about the manager position @Mr. Butt
 Alpha Trion: If the mamager is up there, who's ass are you.. er.. what exactly would you call this?
 WTF: Just trying to hear the horn.
 WTF: Just trying to hear the horn.
Image 240687   04-03-18   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
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