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268385  Sadbot: Magneto was right

268402  lolnotrly: When we lived in a rural area we used to see turtles out on the highway often. My mom would stop and pick them up and bring them to the big pond we had in our backyard where they wouldn't get run over. We ended up anchoring a log in the middle of the pond, and all the turtles would get up and line themselves up on the log!

268386  Zaxxoff: no baby can trap me! i'm going out for a pack of smokes!

268224  Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268385  Dr Awkward: Theyre missing the cartoonishly unrealistic villain. Though his wife seems to have made it.

268390  Dr Awkward: Death by the slice

268390  Knice: Grim Reapperoni

268393  Knice: @WetWilly God-damn, dude.

268394  Knice: Divergent soft-spot development. I hope.

268396  Knice: We need more Fuck Cops.

268397  Knice: So, a couple's walking in the park and the dude says "Impress me." She's like "Okay, I can talk to animals;" and he says "Really? Prove it!" So she goes over to a duck and says "Hello, you fuckin' duck." That's how we told these back in my day.

268386  Not A Bot: oh shit this is going to get crazy [FX: jumps off bridge]

268398  Knice: Here are some things.

268388  Knice: Sparkwomb is my signature bedroom move.

268385  a robot: .....no it doesn't

268371  Kaviri: Don't even at me dawg

268383  LurkedMoar: Th-axolotl

268378  Kaviri: You won't catch me slippin' up, that's for sure.

268369  Eleftheros: @Nope I legitimately thought it was ice cream.

268387  Kaviri: Anthony Fantano

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268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268265 BavidDowie: Benereal Diseases

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

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268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

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Image 240689 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Hyphae. We'll pray for you, Hyphae.
Score:
665
 
 p nut: Bounty, the Dog Hunter
 VeeKay: Hates his dog and himself. Thinks he looks cool and can't imagine himself without toes or kneecaps or a brain injury. Will miss his dog when he kills it.
 BavidDowie: Riding bitch
Image 240688   04-03-18   Uploaded by    cishet
Score:
180
 
 tib gubb: toot fucking toot
 addend: *mwah*
 Shay: His nose isn't brown at all; so maybe his boss has a sweet ass.
 antipatterns: These days I'm fighting the bastards AND their bootlickers
 Mern Trulbo: The manager is a black bar?
 dangerkeith3000: You are supposed to stick your NOSE up there. Not your EAR. It's not "Brown Earing" jeez...amateurs...
 fink: Congratz about the manager position @Mr. Butt
 Alpha Trion: If the mamager is up there, who's ass are you.. er.. what exactly would you call this?
 WTF: Just trying to hear the horn.
 WTF: Just trying to hear the horn.
Image 240687   04-03-18   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
Score:
448
 
 Malkchic: Stop it. Get some help.
 addend: For your kitty.
 sparename: She got properly rat-arsed
 a robot: Finally, a proper use of quotation marks on the internet
 Mr. Shine: Several mistakes led to this point.
 dangerkeith3000: For the girl who has every other kind of merken.
 a sedated moose: 'sexy'
 Robespierre: Chanel, eh? Coco's gone koo-koo
 PenguinBartender: HA. HA. HA. HOW SILLY AND APPROPRIATE FOR RIDICULE. *quietly bookmarks*
Image 240686   04-03-18   Uploaded by    tears as lube
Score:
290
 
 savvoy: No need for the longer vs thicker debate tonight
 Mr. Shine: Looks like someone needs to schedule a bannanogram.
 Emoji: Laurel & Hardy
 Ulillillia: You guys are bananas
 charlemagne: berries
 Whatever: Apple for scale
 poetrysucks: Bi-nana
Image 240685   04-03-18   Uploaded by    minimum max
Score:
447
 
 jem: This is without a doubt someone's fetish!
 savvoy: @Derp Herpigan or is it cement mixers as Disney princesses?
 Derp Herpigan: @Yurishiro disney princesses as cement mixers
 Mr. Shine: "Scientists announce Internet is officially out of fetishes. 'None remain,' say top pornologists."
 daisy picker: What in god's name is this and why is it making me laugh so hard
 Robespierre: Yyyyyyyuppers ... princessing is a grind.
Image 240684   04-03-18   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
Score:
354
 
 PlzPlzMe: @E. HONDA I lolled irl at this
 E. HONDA: Thou shalt turn the holy television set to channel three. Not one, not two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.
 PlzPlzMe: The Vu-Age Church
 jochenau: A marvel of aesthetic and acoustic engineering that's served perfectly well for hundreds of years and you go drilling holes in it unnecessarily. Urg.
 itskando: @Whatever I kno. Ftfy.
 Whatever: Brother Tim, when I said that this place needs more Gargoyles, I was not referring to the tv program
 WTF: Wow a CRT! They date back to the 1500s right?
 barfolomew: Don't you hate it when the priest is hungover and instead of a service, shows a movie?
 Ment Thorp: Ouch!
Image 240683   04-03-18   Uploaded by    pleasing
Score:
641
 
 DrinkMixMan: low five
Image 240682   04-03-18   Uploaded by    miller
Score:
369
 
 VeeKay: Sorry to see there is no apple for scale.
 fanny: that's pretty long, I guess.
 Dr Awkward: I used to live near a factory that made the blades for these, and while they're not as long as this, they were still incredible long when they passed me on my road bike.
 BavidDowie: Greyhound Freight
 Not A Bot: another great photo ruined
 Ihminen: I shudder at the thought of driving that truck with that damn thing dragging along... sure with things like these the routes are thoroughly planned and there is cars escorting you but still... dear lord
 cthulhu: Delivery Address: No. 12 Holly Mount, Hampstead, London England
Image 240681   04-03-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
503
 
 tib gubb: how to frying pan?
 Teh Simpson: The spaceship can do that
 DrinkMixMan: haha, politics
 runny999: Thats about how I cook
 Side Boob: Same
Image 240680   04-03-18   Uploaded by    steve
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