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272627  a robot: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

272622  Dr Awkward: Spittin rhymes about his medical bracelet

272631  a robot: I had to reverse image search this to figure out what the fuck that second picture is. It's a duckling, top down view. Dad fell into the pool rescuing the duckling, apparently

272627  Dr Awkward: Alternate title: Brute Squad

272632  Prostata: is netfux advertising on the friendly spaceship now?

272617  UltraBeverly: Actually, all these images convince me that North Korea looks a lot like northern Ohio.

272434  Mr Bleak: Now, what did we say about feeding them after midnight?

272638  Chowdahead: That's why I always call them "Honey."

272638  Chowdahead: That's why I always call them "Honey."

272639  Annoying Vegan : Poetry?! Oh, noetry!

272618  Annoying Vegan : This synchronized swimming team is aquaphobic.

272629  Dr Awkward: Classic not-Kevin.

272641  Spray Tan: he just wanted a little head

272600  lecj07: @hajjpodge Domo Arigato, fister roboto

272634  Korrok: Kinky...

272633  Dr Awkward: A) African American Mystery is a sub genre? B) This book title is an anagram for British Atherogenic Hoochers C) 4.5 out of 5 stars!

272614  lecj07: The disapproving librarian. Before makeup.

272635  WannaBee: So long, and thanks for all the fish!

272636  lecj07: Should have been sleeping beauty. Then it would be twisted, but still accurate to source material.

272635  Dr Awkward: This years UCLA waterpolo team is suspiciously good.

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272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272540 a sedated moose: @Science isn't that the critter what makes the shit-coffee?

272554 Kaviri: It's your old pal. Ricky Rat!

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 Amy Housewine: Ehrmagerd, another derg
 Ulillillia: Matching the expression of the turkey's butt.
Image 240442   04-01-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
 Mr Bleak: Note to self: never let Hulk play with Newtons Cradle again.
 tib gubb: ooo... you might wanna see a doctor about that
 Not A Bot: Where will you be when acne strikes?
 Butcherboy: Wait why is this at a place setting? Who brought this to pass time at a restaurant
 Butcherboy: Shouldnt have used magnetite after all
 WTF: "Ok, Ok, we can fix this... don't get your balls in a knot!"
 Mad Collager: When the strings twist, the cradle will ball...
 itskando: Engineers: This is sad.
 icloud: I had one of these. Looked exactly like this!
Image 240441   04-01-18   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
 Robespierre: URL detected
 Mr. Shine: Let's discuss that watermark.
 Kaviri: *Canned laughter* then a standing ovation.
 Telkwa: Sure I can help. My uncle's image once had no home either, but 28 days in the inpatient ward helped immeasurably. You're welcome.
Image 240440   04-01-18   Uploaded by    titular role
 Kaviri: One of these days, you're going to be just small enough to squeeze through and too big to get back out. On that day, I will be the one laughing at you.
 Knice: @DrNinjaman That was fucking hilarious to me just now. :-D
 DrNinjaman: The first step in making kitten brandy is never pretty.
Image 240439   04-01-18   Uploaded by    celebgate
 Amy Housewine: You're not my supervisor.
 Scoo: Don't printershame
 copunter: gitcher sheet together -- this the PRO-100, prints 11x19, more color cartridges than you have fingers. Costs more to refill ink than the camera you shot on, and YOU'RE OPERATING IT IN BROWNOUT CONDITIONS??
Image 240438   04-01-18   Uploaded by    communist
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Image 240437   04-01-18   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
 trelyate: which number SCP is this?
 jonz: It ll never heal if you don t stop picking at it
 a sedated moose: Whatever this thing is, it's doing me a frighten.
 Mr. Shine: This's gonna burn REAL good.
 XLY: clean your dryer's lint trap more often!!
 Scoo: Alien Logtopsy
 itskando: Anyone better we parsing think than me? Else: Neat.
Image 240436   04-01-18   Uploaded by    BaconCake
 EndlessVanity: "canned laughter"
 Mad Collager: Tony said the pasta was rigged.
 DrinkMixMan: Was about to "bad" because of the arrow, but then "radded" because of the pun.
Image 240435   04-01-18   Uploaded by    MylesX
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 Mr. Whiskers: My housemate in college wrote a whiteboard note about someone drinking his milk. Our other housemate posted a picture of a milk carton with a picture of a milk carton on it. And that housemate grew up to be...Albert Einstein
Image 240434   04-01-18   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
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 FireBreathingMarmot: blastin right out of here
 sports: Fast and furious
 Kaviri: ... on people now, smile on your brother. Everybody get together, gotta love one another right now.
 Ulillillia: Delivery to the M&Ms factory.
 itskando: Burning rubber intensifies
 DrinkMixMan: Bus tanut
 caitelyn: Bukkake bus?
 whaleshark: That is one serious hubcap spike
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