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249602  addend: Relax that fist and pet the kitty.

249600  Sadbot: Owls seem cool, where can I get one for my dog?

249596  WannaBee: Looks like a giant unicorn mouse.

249587  a robot: How meta.

249588  a robot: Looks a lot like @carpwoman's kitty! #189916

249603  Knice: Take that, creationists.

249594  a robot: @Sadbot I think every time this picture is posted we have the same conversation about Colfax being a great place to get intoxicated and make bad decisions ;)

249594  Sadbot: @Hyphae Even better, Denver

249610  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

249599  WannaBee: Second hand smoke is ok?

249597  Warrax: Hmm... where was that well again?

249571  some guy : 5 pushups and dicks out!

249594  Hyphae: @Sadbot ? Boulder?

249598  jochenau: Typical, he eats three cheeseburgers then drinks a *diet* pepsi.

249596  Hyphae: We get it, you like to have your photo taken while you consume errant souls for sustenance while they are distracted discussing matters of the night with the aura of the street light

249596  Nope: We get it, the glorious nuclear hellfire will destroy us all

249598  Nope: Uh do you mind? Trying to have a nice day out here.

249579  some guy : FW:: FW:: FW:FWFW::: RE:FW:LOLOLOL

249581  Shay: No one will ever beat IBC.

249534  Lunimeow: Is this what keyboards will look like in 20 years

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1. Felicity
2. tib gubb
3. Telkwa
4. Yurishiro
5. dangerkeith3000
6. Air Biscuit
7. WTF
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9. Not A Bot
10. a robot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249509 a sedated moose: I hate when there's poop on the toilet.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

wordjones uploaded 249148 (1560 points)
fanny uploaded 249146 (1097 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 249525 (1053 points)
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Side Boob uploaded 249412 (987 points)
Commodore 64 uploaded 249129 (982 points)
arctic fox uploaded 249377 (969 points)
bigbison uploaded 249528 (956 points)
east bay uploaded 249180 (917 points)
Bro Bro uploaded 249511 (901 points)
WannaBee uploaded 249170 (860 points)
Fuzzpot uploaded 249097 (857 points)
phailsauce uploaded 249107 (843 points)
digabigpig uploaded 249249 (843 points)
Jack Daniels uploaded 249328 (819 points)


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 2. Side Boob: 5839 points
 3. barfolomew: 4615 points
 4. fanny: 4366 points
 5. WannaBee: 3756 points
 6. dangerkeith3000: 3267 points
 7. Annoying Vegan : 3163 points
 8. Not A Bot: 3078 points
 9. wordjones: 2139 points
10. Vanna: 2030 points
11. Warrax: 1990 points
12. E. HONDA: 1901 points
13. aeroaero: 1878 points
14. catheter: 1820 points
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Score:
573
 
 Amy Housewine: Ehrmagerd, another derg
 Ulillillia: Matching the expression of the turkey's butt.
Image 240442   04-01-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
343
 
 Mr Bleak: Note to self: never let Hulk play with Newtons Cradle again.
 tib gubb: ooo... you might wanna see a doctor about that
 Not A Bot: Where will you be when acne strikes?
 Butcherboy: Wait why is this at a place setting? Who brought this to pass time at a restaurant
 Butcherboy: Shouldnt have used magnetite after all
 WTF: "Ok, Ok, we can fix this... don't get your balls in a knot!"
 Mad Collager: When the strings twist, the cradle will ball...
 itskando: Engineers: This is sad.
 icloud: I had one of these. Looked exactly like this!
Image 240441   04-01-18   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
Score:
461
 
 Robespierre: URL detected
 Mr. Shine: Let's discuss that watermark.
 Kaviri: *Canned laughter* then a standing ovation.
 Telkwa: Sure I can help. My uncle's image once had no home either, but 28 days in the inpatient ward helped immeasurably. You're welcome.
Image 240440   04-01-18   Uploaded by    titular role
Score:
931
 
 Kaviri: One of these days, you're going to be just small enough to squeeze through and too big to get back out. On that day, I will be the one laughing at you.
 Knice: @DrNinjaman That was fucking hilarious to me just now. :-D
 DrNinjaman: The first step in making kitten brandy is never pretty.
Image 240439   04-01-18   Uploaded by    celebgate
Score:
162
 
 Amy Housewine: You're not my supervisor.
 Scoo: Don't printershame
 copunter: gitcher sheet together -- this the PRO-100, prints 11x19, more color cartridges than you have fingers. Costs more to refill ink than the camera you shot on, and YOU'RE OPERATING IT IN BROWNOUT CONDITIONS??
Image 240438   04-01-18   Uploaded by    communist
Score:
607
 
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 240437   04-01-18   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
Score:
124
 
 trelyate: which number SCP is this?
 Felicity: It*ll never heal if you don*t stop picking at it
 a sedated moose: Whatever this thing is, it's doing me a frighten.
 Mr. Shine: This's gonna burn REAL good.
 XLY: clean your dryer's lint trap more often!!
 Scoo: Alien Logtopsy
 itskando: Anyone better we parsing think than me? Else: Neat.
Image 240436   04-01-18   Uploaded by    BaconCake
Score:
523
 
 Yurishiro: "canned laughter"
 Mad Collager: Tony said the pasta was rigged.
 DrinkMixMan: Was about to "bad" because of the arrow, but then "radded" because of the pun.
Image 240435   04-01-18   Uploaded by    MylesX
Score:
486
 
 Amy Housewine: That's an unusual ampersand.
 Sadbot: Shitty roommates usually have shitty opsec
 Mr. Whiskers: My housemate in college wrote a whiteboard note about someone drinking his milk. Our other housemate posted a picture of a milk carton with a picture of a milk carton on it. And that housemate grew up to be...Albert Einstein
Image 240434   04-01-18   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
Score:
367
 
 Felicity: @Kaviri ...together / right now / over me
 FireBreathingMarmot: blastin right out of here
 Yurishiro: Fast and furious
 Kaviri: ... on people now, smile on your brother. Everybody get together, gotta love one another right now.
 Ulillillia: Delivery to the M&Ms factory.
 itskando: Burning rubber intensifies
 DrinkMixMan: Bus tanut
 caitelyn: Bukkake bus?
 WannaBee: That is one serious hubcap spike
 dobbiesdoogs: the xxx-team
Image 240433   04-01-18   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
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