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262960  trelyate: the gender swapped version of bird person is still bird person

262969  trelyate: quintuple boop!

262982  trelyate: Brook?

262969  a robot: "Where's OUR watermelon??"

262987  trelyate: KNOCK FIRST!

262970  VeeKay: @Nope Probably stick too!

262987  VeeKay: Kitten Shammu is lovely

262984  bug: I think that old man is having a stroke.

262975  Teechur: Great. Now pick up the rest of them from the yard.

262976  sparename: Grow up and fly away, little fruit cat

262982  Knice: @Dr. Bathroom Lensy Kravitz

262978  Teechur: "I heard you the first time"

262984  Knice: Say what now?

262985  Teechur: In that case, I don't blame him.

262991  sparename: "Be careful with that chair, do you think they grow on trees?"

262954  Not A Bot: 'Z' for 'Disembowelment'. Wait...

262680  Felicity: @oregon man My favourite animated sitcom, Bob's Burgers, is starting to go that way too

262685  Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262978  Scoo: "I know"

262980  VoR: Genuine

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262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262892 Shay: WacArnolds.

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

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 Ulillillia: Matching the expression of the turkey's butt.
Image 240442   04-01-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
 Mr Bleak: Note to self: never let Hulk play with Newtons Cradle again.
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 Not A Bot: Where will you be when acne strikes?
 Butcherboy: Wait why is this at a place setting? Who brought this to pass time at a restaurant
 Butcherboy: Shouldnt have used magnetite after all
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 Mad Collager: When the strings twist, the cradle will ball...
 itskando: Engineers: This is sad.
 icloud: I had one of these. Looked exactly like this!
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 Kaviri: *Canned laughter* then a standing ovation.
 Telkwa: Sure I can help. My uncle's image once had no home either, but 28 days in the inpatient ward helped immeasurably. You're welcome.
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 Knice: @DrNinjaman That was fucking hilarious to me just now. :-D
 DrNinjaman: The first step in making kitten brandy is never pretty.
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 Mr. Shine: This's gonna burn REAL good.
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 Scoo: Alien Logtopsy
 itskando: Anyone better we parsing think than me? Else: Neat.
Image 240436   04-01-18   Uploaded by    BaconCake
 EndlessVanity: "canned laughter"
 Mad Collager: Tony said the pasta was rigged.
 DrinkMixMan: Was about to "bad" because of the arrow, but then "radded" because of the pun.
Image 240435   04-01-18   Uploaded by    MylesX
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Image 240434   04-01-18   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
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