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272627  a robot: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

272622  Dr Awkward: Spittin rhymes about his medical bracelet

272631  a robot: I had to reverse image search this to figure out what the fuck that second picture is. It's a duckling, top down view. Dad fell into the pool rescuing the duckling, apparently

272627  Dr Awkward: Alternate title: Brute Squad

272632  Prostata: is netfux advertising on the friendly spaceship now?

272617  UltraBeverly: Actually, all these images convince me that North Korea looks a lot like northern Ohio.

272434  Mr Bleak: Now, what did we say about feeding them after midnight?

272638  Chowdahead: That's why I always call them "Honey."

272638  Chowdahead: That's why I always call them "Honey."

272639  Annoying Vegan : Poetry?! Oh, noetry!

272618  Annoying Vegan : This synchronized swimming team is aquaphobic.

272629  Dr Awkward: Classic not-Kevin.

272641  Spray Tan: he just wanted a little head

272600  lecj07: @hajjpodge Domo Arigato, fister roboto

272634  Korrok: Kinky...

272633  Dr Awkward: A) African American Mystery is a sub genre? B) This book title is an anagram for British Atherogenic Hoochers C) 4.5 out of 5 stars!

272614  lecj07: The disapproving librarian. Before makeup.

272635  WannaBee: So long, and thanks for all the fish!

272636  lecj07: Should have been sleeping beauty. Then it would be twisted, but still accurate to source material.

272635  Dr Awkward: This years UCLA waterpolo team is suspiciously good.

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272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

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272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

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Score:
573
 
 Mr Bleak: @DrNinjaman "You don't have to be a six-footer; You don't have to have a great brain; You don't have to have any clothes on; You're a Catholic the moment Dad came; Because .... Every sperm is sacred; Every sperm is great; If a sperm is wasted; God gets quite irate!"
 dirtstick: @BavidDowie works for me..
 BavidDowie: FYI: Monty Python actually isn't a good reference for Catholic beliefs
 DrNinjaman: @BavidDowie Sebastian is apparently Catholic. Masturbation is his own private Holocaust.
 BavidDowie: Yeah, cuz that was worse than the Holocaust...it was the porn that almost ruined it for us.
 itskando: @Scoo Yeah. That's what I shit to. I find it calming, like finding the latrine amidst trench warfare and letting rip whole blocking out there surrounding demons. Why? What else would it mean?
 Scoo: Bah, when I was a kid, "blasting rope" was slang for taking a big shit
Image 240422   04-01-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
690
 
 Kaviri: "Bok-bok-bok-bok-bok-bok-bok"
 apoxia: A capybara for every occasion.
 mexican: I've always thought Capys were more Zen Buddhist than anything else.
 Christina: Did you know that for Lent purposes capybaras are classified as fish?
 Prostata: the easter capy!
Image 240421   04-01-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
371
 
 WetWilly: That does not look wholesome
 Kaviri: Looks the same going in as it does coming out!
 cenecia: I don't know what's worse: the fact that it exists, or that I would definitely eat it.
 Hyphae: @Scoo into the trashcan, I hope
 Scoo: Do they turn it upside down briefly before serving it?
Image 240420   04-01-18   Uploaded by    piratepom
Score:
486
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: At least they didn't ram it...
 Mad Collager: @Side Boob You are very smart. No pretending necessary. I'm unclear why "Navy" appears on this image. I would think if the navy wanted to promote itself, it would use the Constitution in its picture. Maybe it was too tough to coordinate a carrier with its annual turn-around cruise.
 Side Boob: @Mad Collager See what I get for pretending to be smart :P
 Mad Collager: @Side Boob True, and midshipmen actually serve on it and do gun drill. Unfortunately, that's not the Constitution in the photo. Constitution is a one-decker. The one in the photo is the Italian Navy's Amerigo Vespucci, launched in 1931 and styled after the much earlier two-decker 74-gun ships of the line. She only has two guns though.
 Side Boob: USS Constitution (the one with the sails) is currently the only active ship in the US Navy that has sank an enemy ship.
Image 240419   04-01-18   Uploaded by    chunk norris
Score:
460
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: At this point, nobody knew.
 Robespierre: Slinky was cool, but I was partial to Little Orby myself.
 Amy Housewine: I like slinkies.
 DrinkMixMan: @WannaBee Or Egon Spengler
 Hyphae: @Ulillillia begrudgingly (+)ed in shame
 Frank herbert: Or Bender could unbend it
 trelyate: and then it gets tangled up and rendered useless
 barfolomew: Also, no batteries and no risk of radiation poisoning. What's your point?
 Mad Collager: Yeah, but if you whoosh it by your head really fast, you do get some wind.
 Ulillillia: @Hyphae If you stretch them out too far they get pretty loose
 Hyphae: Nothing to loose when there's no fun to be had, yes, Slinky!
Image 240418   04-01-18   Uploaded by    hammy
Score:
344
 
 NoRagrets: @White Rice You mean you dont like getting hit by a 5 second chain grab instakill combo? Shame.
 White Rice: @NoRagrets hey, they weren't in either version of smash 4, I'll not accept their return (dang 2 character single player BS is what they were)
 Not A Bot: Once we perfect the open top bong, the world will be ours.
 NoRagrets: Vs.....ICE CLIMBERS!
Image 240417   04-01-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
328
 
 Christina: Take a look, y'all.
 barfolomew: Also, timely.
 barfolomew: Spooky!
Image 240416   04-01-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
148
 
 DrNinjaman: Women or gay or transgender men be shoppin!
Image 240415   04-01-18   Uploaded by    Phum Munts
Score:
839
 
 wolfpk: Reminds him of home.
 Wooden Spoon: My cat also worshipped at the dry heat alter.
 Scoo: Hello handsome darkness, my old friend
Image 240414   04-01-18   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
Score:
375
 
 Wooden Spoon: Can anyone else see Stanley Kubrick with a bull horn reflected in the face plate?
 DrNinjaman: Duckface wasted.
 Cerberus: Outer space selfie
Image 240413   04-01-18   Uploaded by    zip file
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