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249599  addend: (Quits smoking.)

249598  Skinr: I see LuxusLurch is having a nice Memorial Day weekend.

249602  addend: Relax that fist and pet the kitty.

249600  Sadbot: Owls seem cool, where can I get one for my dog?

249596  WannaBee: Looks like a giant unicorn mouse.

249587  a robot: How meta.

249588  a robot: Looks a lot like @carpwoman's kitty! #189916

249603  Knice: Take that, creationists.

249594  a robot: @Sadbot I think every time this picture is posted we have the same conversation about Colfax being a great place to get intoxicated and make bad decisions ;)

249594  Sadbot: @Hyphae Even better, Denver

249610  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

249599  WannaBee: Second hand smoke is ok?

249597  Warrax: Hmm... where was that well again?

249571  some guy : 5 pushups and dicks out!

249594  Hyphae: @Sadbot ? Boulder?

249598  jochenau: Typical, he eats three cheeseburgers then drinks a *diet* pepsi.

249596  Hyphae: We get it, you like to have your photo taken while you consume errant souls for sustenance while they are distracted discussing matters of the night with the aura of the street light

249596  Nope: We get it, the glorious nuclear hellfire will destroy us all

249598  Nope: Uh do you mind? Trying to have a nice day out here.

249579  some guy : FW:: FW:: FW:FWFW::: RE:FW:LOLOLOL

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249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249509 a sedated moose: I hate when there's poop on the toilet.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.



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Score:
544
 
 Mr Bleak: @DrNinjaman "You don't have to be a six-footer; You don't have to have a great brain; You don't have to have any clothes on; You're a Catholic the moment Dad came; Because .... Every sperm is sacred; Every sperm is great; If a sperm is wasted; God gets quite irate!"
 ignatz: @BavidDowie works for me..
 BavidDowie: FYI: Monty Python actually isn't a good reference for Catholic beliefs
 DrNinjaman: @BavidDowie Sebastian is apparently Catholic. Masturbation is his own private Holocaust.
 BavidDowie: Yeah, cuz that was worse than the Holocaust...it was the porn that almost ruined it for us.
 itskando: @Scoo Yeah. That's what I shit to. I find it calming, like finding the latrine amidst trench warfare and letting rip whole blocking out there surrounding demons. Why? What else would it mean?
 Scoo: Bah, when I was a kid, "blasting rope" was slang for taking a big shit
Image 240422   04-01-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
662
 
 Kaviri: "Bok-bok-bok-bok-bok-bok-bok"
 apoxia: A capybara for every occasion.
 mexican: I've always thought Capys were more Zen Buddhist than anything else.
 Christina: Did you know that for Lent purposes capybaras are classified as fish?
 Prostata: the easter capy!
Image 240421   04-01-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
371
 
 Felicity: That does not look wholesome
 Kaviri: Looks the same going in as it does coming out!
 cenecia: I don't know what's worse: the fact that it exists, or that I would definitely eat it.
 Hyphae: @Scoo into the trashcan, I hope
 Scoo: Do they turn it upside down briefly before serving it?
Image 240420   04-01-18   Uploaded by    piratepom
Score:
486
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: At least they didn't ram it...
 Mad Collager: @Side Boob You are very smart. No pretending necessary. I'm unclear why "Navy" appears on this image. I would think if the navy wanted to promote itself, it would use the Constitution in its picture. Maybe it was too tough to coordinate a carrier with its annual turn-around cruise.
 Side Boob: @Mad Collager See what I get for pretending to be smart :P
 Mad Collager: @Side Boob True, and midshipmen actually serve on it and do gun drill. Unfortunately, that's not the Constitution in the photo. Constitution is a one-decker. The one in the photo is the Italian Navy's Amerigo Vespucci, launched in 1931 and styled after the much earlier two-decker 74-gun ships of the line. She only has two guns though.
 Side Boob: USS Constitution (the one with the sails) is currently the only active ship in the US Navy that has sank an enemy ship.
Image 240419   04-01-18   Uploaded by    chunk norris
Score:
460
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: At this point, nobody knew.
 Robespierre: Slinky was cool, but I was partial to Little Orby myself.
 Amy Housewine: I like slinkies.
 DrinkMixMan: @WannaBee Or Egon Spengler
 Hyphae: @Ulillillia begrudgingly (+)ed in shame
 WannaBee: Or Bender could unbend it
 trelyate: and then it gets tangled up and rendered useless
 barfolomew: Also, no batteries and no risk of radiation poisoning. What's your point?
 Mad Collager: Yeah, but if you whoosh it by your head really fast, you do get some wind.
 Ulillillia: @Hyphae If you stretch them out too far they get pretty loose
 Hyphae: Nothing to loose when there's no fun to be had, yes, Slinky!
Image 240418   04-01-18   Uploaded by    hammy
Score:
344
 
 NoRagrets: @White Rice You mean you dont like getting hit by a 5 second chain grab instakill combo? Shame.
 White Rice: @NoRagrets hey, they weren't in either version of smash 4, I'll not accept their return (dang 2 character single player BS is what they were)
 Not A Bot: Once we perfect the open top bong, the world will be ours.
 NoRagrets: Vs.....ICE CLIMBERS!
Image 240417   04-01-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
328
 
 Christina: Take a look, y'all.
 barfolomew: Also, timely.
 barfolomew: Spooky!
Image 240416   04-01-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
148
 
 DrNinjaman: Women or gay or transgender men be shoppin!
Image 240415   04-01-18   Uploaded by    Phum Munts
Score:
839
 
 wolfpk: Reminds him of home.
 Wooden Spoon: My cat also worshipped at the dry heat alter.
 Scoo: Hello handsome darkness, my old friend
Image 240414   04-01-18   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
Score:
375
 
 Wooden Spoon: Can anyone else see Stanley Kubrick with a bull horn reflected in the face plate?
 DrNinjaman: Duckface wasted.
 Cerberus: Outer space selfie
Image 240413   04-01-18   Uploaded by    zip file
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