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273244  SurfNTurf: Bruh, try moving that decimal a space over to the right to get someone to let your creepy ass crank off on their boots...

273224  dobbiesdoogs: in the beginning I had a lot to say about my father in the middle east but he is not the one that we have seen before that we could check out our new book on this issue of our lives

273224  FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

273263  ignatz: They like computers cos they're warm

273244  eevee: Dirk Stedanko

273242  ignatz: Th Chinese 'Social Credits' plan is straight outta Scarfolk..

273246  ignatz: @sparename my Coeliac grandma switched to tequila- guaranteed wheat-free

273145  Bob: Sorry Canada.

273259  Amy Housewine: * MGM lion roar *

273251  Amy Housewine: Me and my shadow/And now to repeat what I said at the start/They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart

273190  VoR: Singing*

273258  sparename: *-one else does

273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

273255  sparename: Is-a that in the kitchen - Wot ama gonna' do?

273262  sparename: Like the guy who runs the Dutch drivers' roadside cafe - Snack van Open

273246  sparename: My Coeliac friend feels safer with rum

273253  Shay: No sir, our Beauty of North Korea quota is done so scram.

273249  sparename: "Any Mownten Do?"

273254  Shay: *more pylons SFX intensifies*

273255  Shay: Hate to burst your bubble, but there's no casting call for Rat King in the next Michael Bay-raped TMNT movie.

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273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

273224 dobbiesdoogs: in the beginning I had a lot to say about my father in the middle east but he is not the one that we have seen before that we could check out our new book on this issue of our lives

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.



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Score:
885
 
 Robespierre: Design-driven
 Shay: HAPPY MUTTA FUGGIN EASTER BITCHES!!!
 Christina: Hello and hello!
 Snow Plow: The plastic grid makes me think bio-lab, which makes me feel unsafe
 Dr Awkward: Snegg
 Yam: Twinsies
 i peed a lil: Double-trouble!
Image 240229   03-31-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
589
 
 Urn BooUrn: The dadliest joke.
 itskando: Teehee. This is cute.
Image 240228   03-31-18   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
609
 
 Robespierre: @Teechur Something like "Glaglaglaglaglaglaglaggggghhhhh..."?
 Teechur: @Nope I make baklava and that's the extent of my pastry prowess. I agree about butter. Sweet, delicious butter..... Homer Simpson drooling sounds
 Teechur: @WannaBee Thanks! I'll check it out!
 Nope: @Teechur @Butcherboy @WannaBee Laminated pastries are such devils magic to me. Butter, pastry butter shouldn't be as delicious as it is.
 whaleshark: @Teechur www.bedroskabranian.com thats his site. A lot of his other creations are beautiful!
 generic: @Butcherboy Haha and the poor deformed ones. Dont forget the carrot donut!
 Teechur: @WannaBee @Nope New question: How wood one make this? And Croissants used to be the switcherino for something else, but I can't remember what. Should I be asking yet another question?
 Butcherboy: Not as good as cat donuts@WannaBee
 sparename: Need these for my Daughter to have with my Mum's roast-beef that Daughter has always referred to as "The Meat That Looks Like Wood"
 Christina: I wood.
 homeless: Croissants that are made to look like blocks of wood @Nope
 Nope: What is it? I want one
Image 240227   03-31-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
306
 
 flowers: @Teechur - actually, the punchline still works - it was the motion of the tablecloth, not the colour that got him
 Shay: @Mr. Shine Agreed.
 Mr. Shine: Why bother screwing this up? The sixth frame is actually the fifth, and the original sixth frame is 'shopped over.
 Teechur: @Christina @glenalec But..but... the PUNCHLINE!
 fumbduck: Bulls don't have friends.
 snipdawg: @Christina - yes. It is the movement of the cape that distracts them from goring the matador more easily. The red is for the crowds.
 Christina: Fun fact: bulls can't see colors.
Image 240226   03-31-18   Uploaded by    kswat
Score:
538
 
 Robespierre: All the cool kids
 Teechur: I love how the sloth seems to be waving.
 Butcherboy: Al and peg bundy the early years
 Warrax: Lovely deadly sin you have there.
 ITS TAPE: @Christina - the sloth took it out (they can be quite vicious when roused - like many people before their morning coffee!)
 Christina: The girl is missing a tooth.
Image 240225   03-31-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
404
 
 Minnesotan: yeah baby
 Ulillillia: *hurdle-jumps sign, knocks loudly at door*
 tib gubb: oh look, your mom put up a sign
 Warrax: Rection did nothing wrong!
 pig 3: I don't recommend this as a pick-up line!
Image 240224   03-31-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
466
 
 raditzu: Don't tell me how to live my life!
 Volwen: ADGBFECNTLKJWHQXORSIVUMPYZ
 Not A Bot: Why isn't this 300+ yet? This is awesome.
 Jabberwikket: Uumpy !
 Hyphae: If it fits, I alphabets!
 grizzly: Wonderful job, Mr. Trump. Now you can have your pudding.
 betamax: Hooked on Phonics worked for me!!
Image 240223   03-31-18   Uploaded by    trumpet
Score:
239
 
 Robespierre: ... and the eighth little piggy was silent, silent, silent, silent, silent all the way home.
 Warrax: How many rods does it get to that hogshead?
 BoiledEggs: Welp, the pig us the only one there who can't walk so..
Image 240222   03-31-18   Uploaded by    hanky
Score:
283
 
 Robespierre: Dude's in heavy rotation 'round these parts
 WTF: @grizzly After dropping the www. it worked.
 grizzly: @WTF odd. I'm not smart enough about these things to suggest a reason. It's a music video and pictures of something's he's chopped. Including emotional problems.
 WTF: @grizzly I'm getting a "website blocked"
 FabricMan: Can you chop... prices more than Crazy Carl Einfeld?
 WTF: Strong Wood
 Ulillillia: Stick of dynamite
 grizzly: For anyone wondering, the website is real, and it's solid gold.
Image 240221   03-31-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
350
 
 Science: Firefly was alright, but it was no GotG, by any stretch of the imagination.
 WTF: @Ulillillia Yes, because what you saw has been "reinvented" which is the today's "homage" from the 1990's for when someone steals someone else's act/idea.
 Urn BooUrn: As much as I enjoyed Firefly when it first came out, it's been off the air for 1.5 decades, let it go.
 RiderFan: Firefly, you mean Outlaw Star?
 trelyate: also Dark Matter
 Ulillillia: I've seen this before but with different words
 Nope: That man just committed homicide
Image 240220   03-31-18   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
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