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258386  lecj07: This implies Rapunzel will garrote Mickey with her hair. I am ok with this.

258418  Solemn: @Not A Bot Hey, that's my line!

258412  Solemn: Fun fact: this is an article from 'The Foghorn News', the paper of Del Mar College in Corpus Christi, Texas. There's a version of this on their website, with several people yelling at the author to take down the article due to it contradicting various articles of scripture, which they happily list for the reader's benefit.

258417  AlexDeLarge: Sorry, goose, but it's time to buzz the tower

258412  Mr. Shine: @AlexDeLarge that's likely.

258419  Mr. Shine: Most likely true.

258402  AlexDeLarge: Hyperbolic parabaloid *beep* yo mama!

258412  AlexDeLarge: He wanted an excuse to show off stuff from his deviantart page?

258418  Not A Bot: I'm amazed that they had enough letters to spell 'tyrannosaurus' three times.

258365  hajjpodge: @Annoying Vegan Maybe you have sleep apnea and you're disturbing him.

258380  hajjpodge: Finally, a wrinkle removing cream that REALLY works!

257419  Mr Bleak: Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ...

258402  White Rice: For bonus points, make sure to alliterate the insults (though the current list is sorely lacking)

258405  White Rice: Welp, time to get mauled while trying to pet a big cat.

258410  Prostata: who lives in a pineapple next to the couch?

258337  TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258412  jochenau: Spice up your sex life with the College Newspaper Sex Advice Column position!

258402  NoRagrets: Bulbous fuck demon sounds like a compliment

258411  mwoody: You kill his spider family. What's coming isn't revenge... it's punishment.

258394  Korrok: Kinky....

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258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258270 berlin: me too

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

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258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?



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Score:
885
 
 Robespierre: Design-driven
 Shay: HAPPY MUTTA FUGGIN EASTER BITCHES!!!
 Christina: Hello and hello!
 ignatz: The plastic grid makes me think bio-lab, which makes me feel unsafe
 Dr Awkward: Snegg
 Yam: Twinsies
 i peed a lil: Double-trouble!
Image 240229   03-31-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
589
 
 Urn BooUrn: The dadliest joke.
 itskando: Teehee. This is cute.
Image 240228   03-31-18   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
609
 
 Robespierre: @Teechur Something like "Glaglaglaglaglaglaglaggggghhhhh..."?
 Teechur: @Nope I make baklava and that's the extent of my pastry prowess. I agree about butter. Sweet, delicious butter..... Homer Simpson drooling sounds
 Teechur: @WannaBee Thanks! I'll check it out!
 Nope: @Teechur @Butcherboy @WannaBee Laminated pastries are such devils magic to me. Butter, pastry butter shouldn't be as delicious as it is.
 WannaBee: @Teechur www.bedroskabranian.com thats his site. A lot of his other creations are beautiful!
 WannaBee: @Butcherboy Haha and the poor deformed ones. Dont forget the carrot donut!
 Teechur: @WannaBee @Nope New question: How wood one make this? And Croissants used to be the switcherino for something else, but I can't remember what. Should I be asking yet another question?
 Butcherboy: Not as good as cat donuts@WannaBee
 sparename: Need these for my Daughter to have with my Mum's roast-beef that Daughter has always referred to as "The Meat That Looks Like Wood"
 Christina: I wood.
 WannaBee: Croissants that are made to look like blocks of wood @Nope
 Nope: What is it? I want one
Image 240227   03-31-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
306
 
 flowers: @Teechur - actually, the punchline still works - it was the motion of the tablecloth, not the colour that got him
 Shay: @Mr. Shine Agreed.
 Mr. Shine: Why bother screwing this up? The sixth frame is actually the fifth, and the original sixth frame is 'shopped over.
 Teechur: @Christina @glenalec But..but... the PUNCHLINE!
 fumbduck: Bulls don't have friends.
 snipdawg: @Christina - yes. It is the movement of the cape that distracts them from goring the matador more easily. The red is for the crowds.
 Christina: Fun fact: bulls can't see colors.
Image 240226   03-31-18   Uploaded by    kswat
Score:
538
 
 Robespierre: All the cool kids
 Teechur: I love how the sloth seems to be waving.
 Butcherboy: Al and peg bundy the early years
 Warrax: Lovely deadly sin you have there.
 ITS TAPE: @Christina - the sloth took it out (they can be quite vicious when roused - like many people before their morning coffee!)
 Christina: The girl is missing a tooth.
Image 240225   03-31-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
404
 
 Minnesotan: yeah baby
 Ulillillia: *hurdle-jumps sign, knocks loudly at door*
 tib gubb: oh look, your mom put up a sign
 Warrax: Rection did nothing wrong!
 pig 3: I don't recommend this as a pick-up line!
Image 240224   03-31-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
466
 
 raditzu: Don't tell me how to live my life!
 Volwen: ADGBFECNTLKJWHQXORSIVUMPYZ
 Not A Bot: Why isn't this 300+ yet? This is awesome.
 Jabberwikket: Uumpy !
 Hyphae: If it fits, I alphabets!
 grizzly: Wonderful job, Mr. Trump. Now you can have your pudding.
 WannaBee: Hooked on Phonics worked for me!!
Image 240223   03-31-18   Uploaded by    trumpet
Score:
239
 
 Robespierre: ... and the eighth little piggy was silent, silent, silent, silent, silent all the way home.
 Warrax: How many rods does it get to that hogshead?
 ignatz: Welp, the pig us the only one there who can't walk so..
Image 240222   03-31-18   Uploaded by    hanky
Score:
283
 
 Robespierre: Dude's in heavy rotation 'round these parts
 WTF: @grizzly After dropping the www. it worked.
 grizzly: @WTF odd. I'm not smart enough about these things to suggest a reason. It's a music video and pictures of something's he's chopped. Including emotional problems.
 WTF: @grizzly I'm getting a "website blocked"
 FabricMan: Can you chop... prices more than Crazy Carl Einfeld?
 WTF: Strong Wood
 Ulillillia: Stick of dynamite
 grizzly: For anyone wondering, the website is real, and it's solid gold.
Image 240221   03-31-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
350
 
 Science: Firefly was alright, but it was no GotG, by any stretch of the imagination.
 WTF: @Ulillillia Yes, because what you saw has been "reinvented" which is the today's "homage" from the 1990's for when someone steals someone else's act/idea.
 Urn BooUrn: As much as I enjoyed Firefly when it first came out, it's been off the air for 1.5 decades, let it go.
 RiderFan: Firefly, you mean Outlaw Star?
 trelyate: also Dark Matter
 Ulillillia: I've seen this before but with different words
 Nope: That man just committed homicide
Image 240220   03-31-18   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
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