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262960  trelyate: the gender swapped version of bird person is still bird person

262969  trelyate: quintuple boop!

262982  trelyate: Brook?

262969  a robot: "Where's OUR watermelon??"

262987  trelyate: KNOCK FIRST!

262970  VeeKay: @Nope Probably stick too!

262987  VeeKay: Kitten Shammu is lovely

262984  bug: I think that old man is having a stroke.

262975  Teechur: Great. Now pick up the rest of them from the yard.

262976  sparename: Grow up and fly away, little fruit cat

262982  Knice: @Dr. Bathroom Lensy Kravitz

262978  Teechur: "I heard you the first time"

262984  Knice: Say what now?

262985  Teechur: In that case, I don't blame him.

262991  sparename: "Be careful with that chair, do you think they grow on trees?"

262954  Not A Bot: 'Z' for 'Disembowelment'. Wait...

262680  Felicity: @oregon man My favourite animated sitcom, Bob's Burgers, is starting to go that way too

262685  Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262978  Scoo: "I know"

262980  VoR: Genuine

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262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

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Score:
581
 
 2Berries: Joke-stealing from John Leguisamo...or however you spell the pests last name
 jazzjunkie: Winnie the Pooh never said anything about this!
 Dr Awkward: @PenguinBartender @Zukero From my understanding of ASL, many verbs involve movement. So "to shit" is not expressed as a static gesture.
 charlemagne: @PenguinBartender you open and close your left hand, to represent the bulls arsehole releasing shit
 PenguinBartender: Does it mean something else that her left hand is semi-clenched, instead of open like the symbol on the left?
 Zukero: Left hand is not in the same posture. She's saying "bullbutthole".
 brown tony: I think I undrstand rock concerts now
Image 239674   03-28-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
827
 
 Micro Jackson: I would vote for him
 Scoo: At first I was like "that dog only has one leg!" and then I was like "oh shit! Obama doesn't have any!"
 a robot: Thanks, Obarkma
 Otterman: Bark Obama
 Big Bong Theory: Borkf Obama.
Image 239673   03-28-18   Uploaded by    spydermon
Score:
453
 
 Micro Jackson: A brave knight, indeed!
 jazzjunkie: Later shitlords, my destiny calls and I go!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i want levitating telekinetic horse in a coma too.
 Mad Collager: This Kama Sutra is weird.
 guccigucci: Good ol' reverse cowgirl.
Image 239672   03-28-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
667
 
 Ulillillia: I'm glad they left out Mike.
 Mad Collager: Cool! I wonder if that shield cost a mint to make.
 a sedated moose: Huh, neat.
 icloud: :O
 greenbean: Argh! Please line them up dammit!
Image 239671   03-28-18   Uploaded by    John Blender
Score:
274
 
 Mr Bleak: In Chrome, you can default sites to "STFU" and then add "good ones" to a whitelist: "Settings...advanced...content settings...sound" and set it to "Mute sites that play sound"
 Robespierre: Den yoo fon ded suun
 Teechur: @Dr Awkward I have to admit that I like the "March Ide Bewarer" username.
 Dr Awkward: Rad for hilarious picture, Bad for words and Tweet. Neutral outcome.
Image 239670   03-28-18   Uploaded by    Dobly
Score:
414
 
 Hungy Dingus: Um, what projection were those maps taken from?
 Robespierre: Texas Is For Executioners
 Mad Collager: Yeah, just see how big your state is after it melts, smart ass!
 NoRagrets: But is it bigger where it counts?
 Mr. Skeltal: Cutexas
Image 239669   03-28-18   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
Score:
578
 
 JollyWell: Some of these seem unbelievable
 midgetcastle: The vast majority of dust that accumulates in our homes is human skin flakes.
 Ulillillia: @WannaBee Mmm, grilled sloin Amazon burger.
 Bluetocracy: can I buy this on ThinkGeek?
 Ulillillia: Imperial measurements are weird
 Otterman: How much does it cost, and sell it to me.
 when so: how much texas can it fit?
 Nymphomania: ---Volume of coolness of this.
 barfolomew: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something." -- Mitch Hedberg
 kornisjon: What constitutes a good day for death of body cells? Many or few?
 Mr. Shine: --enough poppy seeds to test positive for heroin.
Image 239668   03-28-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
301
 
 Gomi Day: Your personal vehicle has been destroyed. You can call Mors Mutual insurance to make a claim
 itskando: @Yurishiro Shit. [Runs to make getaway in golf cart.] Shit.
 Semaphore: @itskando [narrows eyes] so you're the one who's watering down the drinks..
 itskando: @Yurishiro Got my coins. That's my oversize cocktail shaker
 sergeant: @itskando technically your clubs are on the riverbed though.
 itskando: Technically not a penalty
Image 239667   03-28-18   Uploaded by    kswat
Score:
779
 
 Mr Bleak: Is your girlfriend into threesomes?
 SpaceCow: That horse's ass is always making a dog's breakfast of things.
 Not A Bot: I'm pretty sure I need that train shirt
 Robespierre: Blue Diamond things
 a sedated moose: Your girlfriend has a cute ass.
 Off Topic: Good morning, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and savior, Ol' MacDonald?
 breadtoaster: Come in, the goats are on the way.
 buffalo: Your girlfriend has bought home that jackass again!
Image 239666   03-28-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
174
 
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