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272813  antipatterns: @dangerkeith3000 when they try and sell the building that pillar just explodes

272802  Scoo: Now in THREE-DEE!

272816  antipatterns: even i eat fucking wack ass alien bugs man they aint even animals

272818  antipatterns: mmmmm im thinking about those cheeses

272845  antipatterns: e n h a n c e

272859  magicmormon: Come closer, young one. The hour grows late and the fire burns low, but there is still time yet. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure.

272822  wolfpk: I do not consent.

272829  Air Biscuit: I didnt know olive garden had heads on the menu.

272822  Prostata: whoever threw that snowball is about to die

272837  wolfpk: The house had to be split in the divorce.

272838  Prostata: at least he's honest

272847  Sadbot: @Sadbot Shit was annoying for placement and taking up a ton of your visual arc, though

272847  Sadbot: Car lore has it that pre-GM Saabs had beefy A-beams because a higher up was killed running into a moose

272845  ignatz: ..... ... .... .....

272836  Not A Bot: They're having a fire sale

272836  Side Boob: *Star Trek fight music*

272841  Side Boob: Ayyyyy!

272844  Side Boob: A long way to go for very little.

272845  Side Boob: Even the .01% can't afford a monitor big enough to read this.

272795  trelyate: he tells it like it is

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272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272816 fanny: @dangerkeith3000 but do you think diet would change the taste of people? like grass fed beef vs. cows that eat whatever? And breast fed babies vs. formula fed?

272774 Sadbot: Comrade @TurkeyVultureTed gets right to the heart of the issue, though

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.



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Score:
581
 
 2Berries: Joke-stealing from John Leguisamo...or however you spell the pests last name
 jazzjunkie: Winnie the Pooh never said anything about this!
 Dr Awkward: @PenguinBartender @Zukero From my understanding of ASL, many verbs involve movement. So "to shit" is not expressed as a static gesture.
 charlemagne: @PenguinBartender you open and close your left hand, to represent the bulls arsehole releasing shit
 PenguinBartender: Does it mean something else that her left hand is semi-clenched, instead of open like the symbol on the left?
 Zukero: Left hand is not in the same posture. She's saying "bullbutthole".
 brown tony: I think I undrstand rock concerts now
Image 239674   03-28-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
827
 
 Micro Jackson: I would vote for him
 Scoo: At first I was like "that dog only has one leg!" and then I was like "oh shit! Obama doesn't have any!"
 a robot: Thanks, Obarkma
 Rocky XLVII: Bark Obama
 Big Bong Theory: Borkf Obama.
Image 239673   03-28-18   Uploaded by    spydermon
Score:
453
 
 Micro Jackson: A brave knight, indeed!
 jazzjunkie: Later shitlords, my destiny calls and I go!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i want levitating telekinetic horse in a coma too.
 Mad Collager: This Kama Sutra is weird.
 guccigucci: Good ol' reverse cowgirl.
Image 239672   03-28-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
667
 
 Ulillillia: I'm glad they left out Mike.
 Mad Collager: Cool! I wonder if that shield cost a mint to make.
 a sedated moose: Huh, neat.
 icloud: :O
 greenbean: Argh! Please line them up dammit!
Image 239671   03-28-18   Uploaded by    John Blender
Score:
274
 
 Mr Bleak: In Chrome, you can default sites to "STFU" and then add "good ones" to a whitelist: "Settings...advanced...content settings...sound" and set it to "Mute sites that play sound"
 Robespierre: Den yoo fon ded suun
 Teechur: @Dr Awkward I have to admit that I like the "March Ide Bewarer" username.
 Dr Awkward: Rad for hilarious picture, Bad for words and Tweet. Neutral outcome.
Image 239670   03-28-18   Uploaded by    Dobly
Score:
414
 
 Hungy Dingus: Um, what projection were those maps taken from?
 Robespierre: Texas Is For Executioners
 Mad Collager: Yeah, just see how big your state is after it melts, smart ass!
 NoRagrets: But is it bigger where it counts?
 Mr. Skeltal: Cutexas
Image 239669   03-28-18   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
Score:
578
 
 JollyWell: Some of these seem unbelievable
 midgetcastle: The vast majority of dust that accumulates in our homes is human skin flakes.
 Ulillillia: @WannaBee Mmm, grilled sloin Amazon burger.
 Bluetocracy: can I buy this on ThinkGeek?
 Ulillillia: Imperial measurements are weird
 bobby: How much does it cost, and sell it to me.
 when so: how much texas can it fit?
 Nymphomania: ---Volume of coolness of this.
 barfolomew: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something." -- Mitch Hedberg
 kornisjon: What constitutes a good day for death of body cells? Many or few?
 Mr. Shine: --enough poppy seeds to test positive for heroin.
Image 239668   03-28-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
301
 
 Gomi Day: Your personal vehicle has been destroyed. You can call Mors Mutual insurance to make a claim
 itskando: @Yurishiro Shit. [Runs to make getaway in golf cart.] Shit.
 Semaphore: @itskando [narrows eyes] so you're the one who's watering down the drinks..
 itskando: @Yurishiro Got my coins. That's my oversize cocktail shaker
 sergeant: @itskando technically your clubs are on the riverbed though.
 itskando: Technically not a penalty
Image 239667   03-28-18   Uploaded by    kswat
Score:
779
 
 Mr Bleak: Is your girlfriend into threesomes?
 SpaceCow: That horse's ass is always making a dog's breakfast of things.
 Not A Bot: I'm pretty sure I need that train shirt
 Robespierre: Blue Diamond things
 a sedated moose: Your girlfriend has a cute ass.
 Off Topic: Good morning, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and savior, Ol' MacDonald?
 breadtoaster: Come in, the goats are on the way.
 buffalo: Your girlfriend has bought home that jackass again!
Image 239666   03-28-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
174
 
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Image 239665   03-28-18   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
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