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273628  Not A Bot: Screw you giant octopus. Eat my giant kitty dick.

273623  a robot: The image quality and whack offping here are just *chef's kiss*

273587  addend: "Ain't nothin' funny, but you better laugh, mo-fo!"

273605  Science: @addend: Sorry, we aren't speaking Latin anymore. You may take your Yoda-speak and go.

273594  addend: (Washes hands thoroughly.)

273607  Brain: Good pastries, 89c.

273629  Dr Awkward: This is a chill-ass cat.

273630  Dr Awkward: @Christina My wife and I call it "Cat Stuff." Either cats can see ghosts, or they're the biggest tweakers in the animal kingdom.

273596  addend: Mmm, penne.

273625  Science: Don't lock your knees, Brenda!

273631  Dr Awkward: @Teh Simpson What show is it?

273603  addend: "Hooman, you have whiskers in your nostrils."

273604  addend: # My spear and magic helmet #

273624  Urn BooUrn: I hope those star-crossed kids make it.

273605  addend: *for whom you are looking.

273624  Christina: Best pals forever.

273608  addend: Back to #273632.

273632  addend: Not bad, but #273608 has better camo.

273610  addend: Lo-fi image fits.

273596  VoR: Oh oh ohhh rude

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273505 Spazstatic: I don't use an insulated lunch box or the fridge. I keep my lunch in my backpack by my desk. Also means it takes less time in the microwave to warm up.

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273555 FormerLurker: @toolbag thats right, the old one was the GT-40, and the new one is just the GT... Also, @Peter Pantsless, this is all coming from a very happy 2011 Ranger XLT owner. Ford has made some awful cars but theyve made some awesome ones too. Not a mustang fan myself, but their vans, trucks, and sedans are great, depending on the era. And of course the GT... And their close association with Carol Shelby produced some cool stuff too.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures



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I Hate The Beatles uploaded 273545 (807 points)
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Rocky XLVII uploaded 273173 (779 points)
nclaw uploaded 273369 (757 points)
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 Ulillillia: I'm glad they left out Mike.
 Mad Collager: Cool! I wonder if that shield cost a mint to make.
 a sedated moose: Huh, neat.
 icloud: :O
 greenbean: Argh! Please line them up dammit!
Image 239671   03-28-18   Uploaded by    John Blender
Score:
274
 
 Mr Bleak: In Chrome, you can default sites to "STFU" and then add "good ones" to a whitelist: "Settings...advanced...content settings...sound" and set it to "Mute sites that play sound"
 Robespierre: Den yoo fon ded suun
 Teechur: @Dr Awkward I have to admit that I like the "March Ide Bewarer" username.
 Dr Awkward: Rad for hilarious picture, Bad for words and Tweet. Neutral outcome.
Image 239670   03-28-18   Uploaded by    Dobly
Score:
414
 
 Hungy Dingus: Um, what projection were those maps taken from?
 Robespierre: Texas Is For Executioners
 Mad Collager: Yeah, just see how big your state is after it melts, smart ass!
 NoRagrets: But is it bigger where it counts?
 Mr. Skeltal: Cutexas
Image 239669   03-28-18   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
Score:
578
 
 JollyWell: Some of these seem unbelievable
 midgetcastle: The vast majority of dust that accumulates in our homes is human skin flakes.
 Ulillillia: @WannaBee Mmm, grilled sloin Amazon burger.
 Bluetocracy: can I buy this on ThinkGeek?
 Ulillillia: Imperial measurements are weird
 bobby: How much does it cost, and sell it to me.
 when so: how much texas can it fit?
 Nymphomania: ---Volume of coolness of this.
 barfolomew: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something." -- Mitch Hedberg
 kornisjon: What constitutes a good day for death of body cells? Many or few?
 Mr. Shine: --enough poppy seeds to test positive for heroin.
Image 239668   03-28-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
301
 
 Gomi Day: Your personal vehicle has been destroyed. You can call Mors Mutual insurance to make a claim
 itskando: @Yurishiro Shit. [Runs to make getaway in golf cart.] Shit.
 Semaphore: @itskando [narrows eyes] so you're the one who's watering down the drinks..
 itskando: @Yurishiro Got my coins. That's my oversize cocktail shaker
 sergeant: @itskando technically your clubs are on the riverbed though.
 itskando: Technically not a penalty
Image 239667   03-28-18   Uploaded by    kswat
Score:
779
 
 Mr Bleak: Is your girlfriend into threesomes?
 SpaceCow: That horse's ass is always making a dog's breakfast of things.
 Not A Bot: I'm pretty sure I need that train shirt
 Robespierre: Blue Diamond things
 a sedated moose: Your girlfriend has a cute ass.
 Off Topic: Good morning, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and savior, Ol' MacDonald?
 breadtoaster: Come in, the goats are on the way.
 buffalo: Your girlfriend has bought home that jackass again!
Image 239666   03-28-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
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Image 239665   03-28-18   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
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 SpaceCow: He saw her tray had some of the original lime skittles.
 WTF: He's looking at a Kit-Kat that fell on the floor.
 firesoup: Human dignity.jpg
Image 239664   03-28-18   Uploaded by    Lumb Blombus
Score:
204
 
 Not A Bot: Egg Master
 Not A Bot: On his way to rock out!
Image 239663   03-28-18   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
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 Robespierre: That's one sweet kepi, right there
 hajjpodge: I don't remember learning about this French general.
 SpaceCow: The leader we need but don't deserve.
 when so: pompadog
Image 239662   03-28-18   Uploaded by    Jason Steak
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