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273551  SuedeOxford: ur mom

273541  In The Pocket: omg so edgy!!! *swoon*

273479  Urn BooUrn: Ok, now give him back to his mother.

273500  Urn BooUrn: Growing up sucks.

273537  SaltLick: is his girlfriend a Horse?

273549  some guy : I hope his name is Jack

273556  Hokie333: Croatse.cx

273543  WTF: More like sqrt(x) where x is greater than 0

273559  Admiral Alan: Papa bear's sandvich was too hot, and Mama bear's sandvich was too cold, but Baby bear's sandvich was juuust right.

273549  WTF: He's reenacting that scene where Anthony Hopkins escapes from his jail cell.

273527  Not A Bot: Why not? People make sandals out of truck tires.

273543  Dr Awkward: @Peter Pantsless too smol for he gotdam hed?

273526  Nope: "Look to your left" *Looks left* "Wow you look nice today!"

273544  Dr Awkward: @a robot identified

273545  Dr Awkward: I dont care if this has been posted before, I will Hyper-RAD this every time.

273505  Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273547  square44: they can talk?! dot com

273543  Dr. Bathroom: Time, by convention, is presented on the horizontal axis. Your measure is presented as a function of time.

273545  fanny: tote that goat, doggo!

273546  a robot: humans identified.

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273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

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273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare



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 Mr Bleak: In Chrome, you can default sites to "STFU" and then add "good ones" to a whitelist: "Settings...advanced...content settings...sound" and set it to "Mute sites that play sound"
 Robespierre: Den yoo fon ded suun
 Teechur: @Dr Awkward I have to admit that I like the "March Ide Bewarer" username.
 Dr Awkward: Rad for hilarious picture, Bad for words and Tweet. Neutral outcome.
Image 239670   03-28-18   Uploaded by    Dobly
Score:
414
 
 Hungy Dingus: Um, what projection were those maps taken from?
 Robespierre: Texas Is For Executioners
 Mad Collager: Yeah, just see how big your state is after it melts, smart ass!
 NoRagrets: But is it bigger where it counts?
 Mr. Skeltal: Cutexas
Image 239669   03-28-18   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
Score:
578
 
 JollyWell: Some of these seem unbelievable
 midgetcastle: The vast majority of dust that accumulates in our homes is human skin flakes.
 Ulillillia: @WannaBee Mmm, grilled sloin Amazon burger.
 Bluetocracy: can I buy this on ThinkGeek?
 Ulillillia: Imperial measurements are weird
 bobby: How much does it cost, and sell it to me.
 when so: how much texas can it fit?
 Nymphomania: ---Volume of coolness of this.
 barfolomew: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something." -- Mitch Hedberg
 kornisjon: What constitutes a good day for death of body cells? Many or few?
 Mr. Shine: --enough poppy seeds to test positive for heroin.
Image 239668   03-28-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
301
 
 Gomi Day: Your personal vehicle has been destroyed. You can call Mors Mutual insurance to make a claim
 itskando: @Yurishiro Shit. [Runs to make getaway in golf cart.] Shit.
 Semaphore: @itskando [narrows eyes] so you're the one who's watering down the drinks..
 itskando: @Yurishiro Got my coins. That's my oversize cocktail shaker
 sergeant: @itskando technically your clubs are on the riverbed though.
 itskando: Technically not a penalty
Image 239667   03-28-18   Uploaded by    kswat
Score:
779
 
 Mr Bleak: Is your girlfriend into threesomes?
 SpaceCow: That horse's ass is always making a dog's breakfast of things.
 Not A Bot: I'm pretty sure I need that train shirt
 Robespierre: Blue Diamond things
 a sedated moose: Your girlfriend has a cute ass.
 Off Topic: Good morning, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and savior, Ol' MacDonald?
 breadtoaster: Come in, the goats are on the way.
 buffalo: Your girlfriend has bought home that jackass again!
Image 239666   03-28-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
174
 
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Image 239665   03-28-18   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
Score:
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 SpaceCow: He saw her tray had some of the original lime skittles.
 WTF: He's looking at a Kit-Kat that fell on the floor.
 firesoup: Human dignity.jpg
Image 239664   03-28-18   Uploaded by    Lumb Blombus
Score:
204
 
 Not A Bot: Egg Master
 Not A Bot: On his way to rock out!
Image 239663   03-28-18   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
847
 
 Robespierre: That's one sweet kepi, right there
 hajjpodge: I don't remember learning about this French general.
 SpaceCow: The leader we need but don't deserve.
 when so: pompadog
Image 239662   03-28-18   Uploaded by    Jason Steak
Score:
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 karpeles: @barfolomew - I gave up on real poo. Sham-poo is good enough for less effort.
 Ulillillia: This backpack demeans us both.
 Robespierre: None less gruntled
 itskando: Annnnnnnd .. spin cycle
 barfolomew: @glenalec you get your crap online? I make my own.
 Dr Awkward: Godspeed, astrocat
 hot hot dog: Cats love them!
 doindabs: These have just popped up on my favorite online crap store.
 jem: I want to be a lion when I grow up! #239655
Image 239661   03-28-18   Uploaded by    Ignatius
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