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263338  addend: The invisible hand...

263351  SuedeOxford: This is pretty much me naked: bright white and spherical

263350  a sedated moose: Uh oh, we're in deep fried spicy meme territory with this one.

263344  addend: (Hums.)

263354  addend: "2 scoops of mint chip on a pinecone."

263357  addend: Beer and whiskey still okay?

263357  wolfpk: So, you are not planning on staying open all night anymore?

263356  a robot: Baby tapir has not yet lost his pajama-like coat :3

263347  Shay: DAMNIT BARRY, DON'T GO!!!

263353  Sandor: Reenactment of the first "Kick Me" sign

263357  Nope: Fine I'll go to FUCKING DENNY'S!!!!!!

263357  Minnesotan: anybody running a restaurant who doesn't understand stoners are the best customers doesn't deserve their custom

263357  Scoo: It's going to get awful lonely at 3am in there...

263357  Sadbot: I'm only okay with this if they also don't serve the overly Axed, cigarette stanky, and BO sweatlords

263357  Urn BooUrn: They are shooting themselves in the foot with this one.

263349  WannaBee: No the name's Peter File, not paedophile!

263338  Air Biscuit: @fanny *deliverance intensifies

263343  Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit *manner

263343  Air Biscuit: North o the border, they know its coming and every year are ready to go with snowblows the moment it hits the ground to minimize closures in a professional manor. Whats your excuse state of virginia?

263354  FabricMan: Ocular

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263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263156 raditzu: and i thought MY job was bad...

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 Mr Bleak: In Chrome, you can default sites to "STFU" and then add "good ones" to a whitelist: "Settings...advanced...content settings...sound" and set it to "Mute sites that play sound"
 Robespierre: Den yoo fon ded suun
 Teechur: @Dr Awkward I have to admit that I like the "March Ide Bewarer" username.
 Dr Awkward: Rad for hilarious picture, Bad for words and Tweet. Neutral outcome.
Image 239670   03-28-18   Uploaded by    Dobly
Score:
414
 
 Hungy Dingus: Um, what projection were those maps taken from?
 Robespierre: Texas Is For Executioners
 Mad Collager: Yeah, just see how big your state is after it melts, smart ass!
 NoRagrets: But is it bigger where it counts?
 Mr. Skeltal: Cutexas
Image 239669   03-28-18   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
Score:
578
 
 JollyWell: Some of these seem unbelievable
 midgetcastle: The vast majority of dust that accumulates in our homes is human skin flakes.
 Ulillillia: @WannaBee Mmm, grilled sloin Amazon burger.
 Bluetocracy: can I buy this on ThinkGeek?
 Ulillillia: Imperial measurements are weird
 Otterman: How much does it cost, and sell it to me.
 when so: how much texas can it fit?
 Nymphomania: ---Volume of coolness of this.
 barfolomew: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something." -- Mitch Hedberg
 kornisjon: What constitutes a good day for death of body cells? Many or few?
 Mr. Shine: --enough poppy seeds to test positive for heroin.
Image 239668   03-28-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
301
 
 Gomi Day: Your personal vehicle has been destroyed. You can call Mors Mutual insurance to make a claim
 itskando: @Yurishiro Shit. [Runs to make getaway in golf cart.] Shit.
 Semaphore: @itskando [narrows eyes] so you're the one who's watering down the drinks..
 itskando: @Yurishiro Got my coins. That's my oversize cocktail shaker
 sergeant: @itskando technically your clubs are on the riverbed though.
 itskando: Technically not a penalty
Image 239667   03-28-18   Uploaded by    kswat
Score:
779
 
 Mr Bleak: Is your girlfriend into threesomes?
 SpaceCow: That horse's ass is always making a dog's breakfast of things.
 Not A Bot: I'm pretty sure I need that train shirt
 Robespierre: Blue Diamond things
 a sedated moose: Your girlfriend has a cute ass.
 Off Topic: Good morning, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and savior, Ol' MacDonald?
 breadtoaster: Come in, the goats are on the way.
 buffalo: Your girlfriend has bought home that jackass again!
Image 239666   03-28-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
174
 
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Image 239665   03-28-18   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
Score:
147
 
 SpaceCow: He saw her tray had some of the original lime skittles.
 WTF: He's looking at a Kit-Kat that fell on the floor.
 firesoup: Human dignity.jpg
Image 239664   03-28-18   Uploaded by    Lumb Blombus
Score:
204
 
 Not A Bot: Egg Master
 Not A Bot: On his way to rock out!
Image 239663   03-28-18   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
847
 
 Robespierre: That's one sweet kepi, right there
 hajjpodge: I don't remember learning about this French general.
 SpaceCow: The leader we need but don't deserve.
 when so: pompadog
Image 239662   03-28-18   Uploaded by    Jason Steak
Score:
681
 
 karpeles: @barfolomew - I gave up on real poo. Sham-poo is good enough for less effort.
 Ulillillia: This backpack demeans us both.
 Robespierre: None less gruntled
 itskando: Annnnnnnd .. spin cycle
 barfolomew: @glenalec you get your crap online? I make my own.
 Dr Awkward: Godspeed, astrocat
 hot hot dog: Cats love them!
 doindabs: These have just popped up on my favorite online crap store.
 jem: I want to be a lion when I grow up! #239655
Image 239661   03-28-18   Uploaded by    Ignatius
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