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262595  youshall: "Clerics are forbidden by their religious codes from using edged weapons. Thus, a mace or a sling could be used by a cleric, but a sword or bow could not."

262595  steve: they work like the healing staffs from RPGs

262430  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Ah! OK - Treaty of Rouen B

262580  Felicity: @Duld Grunongus But he can't start on Monday

262584  tib gubb: beer is gross, but also delicious

262494  Felicity: As long as it works, I don't mind

262594  joxxuh: Shut up Mint! Its been a rough enough without you mocking me!

262585  Peter Pantsless: This soft dog is too fast.

262583  Solemn: Anime logic states that until you have a snot bubble, you're not really asleep.

262476  highdra: @dangerkeith3000 you got me

262565  Winterneuro: Bah-ston in the background. Go Sox!

262584  Solemn: And it's made of rotting wheat, too!

262582  Solemn: Didn't know the X-Men premiered the man-boob window. Guess you learn something new every day.

262575  WannaBee: @White Rice Nope it's @Scoo

262580  hajjpodge: You're hired.

262583  Zarathustra: Zoom in to see what u gotta see.

262592  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

262571  E. HONDA: Inspired by a certain Nicholas Cage movie?

262551  Zarathustra: Living with a girl.jpg

262591  NO JOKES: Wish my dog would do this, he makes me walk forever!

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 Cremp Grunopert: Some of these seem unbelievable
 Demp Albungo: The vast majority of dust that accumulates in our homes is human skin flakes.
 Murt Cremungus: @WannaBee Mmm, grilled sloin Amazon burger.
 Crorbo Flongus: can I buy this on ThinkGeek?
 Pold Albumple: Imperial measurements are weird
 Thuft Plombies: How much does it cost, and sell it to me.
 Gople Cremungus: how much texas can it fit?
 Thuld Dampuble: ---Volume of coolness of this.
 Rarb Grunomple: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something." -- Mitch Hedberg
 Girb Cremombies: What constitutes a good day for death of body cells? Many or few?
 Puft Horpongo: --enough poppy seeds to test positive for heroin.
Image 239668   03-28-18   Uploaded by    Trong Cremongus
 Piwn Morpumple: Your personal vehicle has been destroyed. You can call Mors Mutual insurance to make a claim
 Bompo Plemopert: @Yurishiro Shit. [Runs to make getaway in golf cart.] Shit.
 Pold Drumopert: @itskando [narrows eyes] so you're the one who's watering down the drinks..
 Loft Floble: @Yurishiro Got my coins. That's my oversize cocktail shaker
 Borbo Cremoble: @itskando technically your clubs are on the riverbed though.
 Lert Brupert: Technically not a penalty
Image 239667   03-28-18   Uploaded by    Crople Morpumbies
 Gurbo Dampombies: Is your girlfriend into threesomes?
 Varm Dampongo: That horse's ass is always making a dog's breakfast of things.
 Dawn Flungus: I'm pretty sure I need that train shirt
 Flolm Flombies: Blue Diamond things
 Frempo Flongo: Your girlfriend has a cute ass.
 Parm Flupert: Good morning, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and savior, Ol' MacDonald?
 Muld Plemoble: Come in, the goats are on the way.
 Jert Brumbies: Your girlfriend has bought home that jackass again!
Image 239666   03-28-18   Uploaded by    Dald Bromple
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Image 239665   03-28-18   Uploaded by    Veple Drumomple
 Fringo Grunupert: He saw her tray had some of the original lime skittles.
 Jung Plemumbies: He's looking at a Kit-Kat that fell on the floor.
 Perb Gromple: Human dignity.jpg
Image 239664   03-28-18   Uploaded by    Flumpo Flungus
 Rort Dampungus: Egg Master
 Rart Morpupert: On his way to rock out!
Image 239663   03-28-18   Uploaded by    Geng Horpopert
 Frong Brumbies: That's one sweet kepi, right there
 Freple Dampomple: I don't remember learning about this French general.
 Ringo Dampombies: The leader we need but don't deserve.
 Buld Grongus: pompadog
Image 239662   03-28-18   Uploaded by    Balm Horpomple
 Guft Albumbies: @barfolomew - I gave up on real poo. Sham-poo is good enough for less effort.
 Gump Morpumbies: This backpack demeans us both.
 Marb Cremoble: None less gruntled
 Thimpo Cremombies: Annnnnnnd .. spin cycle
 Rampo Brongus: @glenalec you get your crap online? I make my own.
 Trempo Dampungo: Godspeed, astrocat
 Thert Albupert: Cats love them!
 Rarb Flumopert: These have just popped up on my favorite online crap store.
 Darbo Dampongus: I want to be a lion when I grow up! #239655
Image 239661   03-28-18   Uploaded by    Thild Morpumple
 Pempo Grunungo: Preferences
 Flelm Plemumbies: Snug.
Image 239660   03-28-18   Uploaded by    Gift Alboble
 Deld Horpungo: @WTF I'm guessing it involves a lot of complaining?
 Jiwn Brumbies: Don't quit your day job... whatever that is.
 Trang Drumongo: Crazy!
Image 239659   03-28-18   Uploaded by    Mongo Morpongus
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