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262157  Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262199  E. HONDA: Listen, three or more of you, this is sabotage

262260  square44: edit: rethought this comment

262269  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

262116  jazzjunkie: @sorghum That's haystack rock, all right.

262204  E. HONDA: He should teach

262212  E. HONDA: Leather is a good choice

262267  glowstick: They probably think they're gonna be forced to watch a live action VeggieTales.

262227  Winterneuro: A-a-Ron mustve made it to that future leaders of America meeting after all...

262160  Felicity: @Prostata It's like Kinski from Nightbreed

262242  Winterneuro: grilledsloinbacon/2P75M1r

262242  Winterneuro: Im not a huge Ja,es Corden fan, but I thought this was a brilliant bit. grilledsloinm.youtubeburgerwatch?v=-lgcAySBbTA

262238  E. HONDA: So... does Catman capriciously scamper around crime scenes around 3 a.m.? Does he hang around the police station at sunrise repeatedly asking to be fed? Does he leave dead criminals on the mayor's bed?

261947  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun 'K, R U The Bane of Yoto - Ra?

261857  Felicity: I love that lady's bone structure

261858  Felicity: @Robespierre If they're blue that means they voted for the president's opponent! Let's compromise and say they're blurple!

262067  Felicity: SPOONspoon

262069  Felicity: I started to read this bottom to top, friendly spaceship style

262070  Felicity: Soft or hard tacos?

262071  Felicity: @savvoy Large campaign donations

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262089 Felicity: Aooooo! Don't forget to send away for your three dee glasses kids!

262086 Felicity: @DrNinjaman I want to kiss something that will turn ME into a beautiful princess!

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262103 Felicity: The border on the National Geographic cover gets thicker every year

262235 UltraBeverly: I'm just glad it has a USB connection?!?

262084 Felicity: @VeeKay Jean Baptiste Emanuel Zorg

262172 Teechur: It's like I'm looking into my own soul.

261949 Felicity: Pigloaf

262107 Felicity: No heartbeat, you fork

261976 antipatterns: isn't even better than Polar fercrissakes



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Score:
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 Kaviri: @Nope The gay kind, obviously.
 Mr. Whiskers: Gee, Bill, how come your mom lets you eat ONE wiener!?
 a sedated moose: Ohhhh myyyy!
 Shay: I choke on my own thoughts.
 Sadbot: I think this is my favorite visual shorthand for "closeted"
 DrNinjaman: Yellow: the gayest color.
 Starry Lemon: Gasp!
 Nope: 1) Thats not how you eat a hot dog 2) What kind of shorts just show dick? 3) 1.25 seems pretty cheap
Image 239594   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
352
 
 Python77: Seems like by this point in life, one is already lying about so much already. Just be sure to use the same lies you tell everyone else, or you will forget and lose your access to...whatever this is.
 a robot: Do you know how to crop off black bars? Y/N
 RiderFan: First kissed huh? Still hasn't happened.
 Scoo: Funnily enough, the answer to all of these is "Yukon"
 zoso: Illuminati confirmed
Image 239593   03-27-18   Uploaded by    sundragon
Score:
345
 
 Stumpwiz: @glenalec, oh, stop whimpering, go ahead, eat it. I'm sure you'll get a bang out of it.
 DrNinjaman: What about vert and horiz?
 Father Goose: @Stumpwiz - Do I dare to eat a peach?
 Stumpwiz: @glenalec, old-person-like typing detected.
 firesoup: Luminance confirmed. And chrominance.
Image 239592   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
719
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: It's always warm in those offices.
 gutwheat: Togetherments, not apartments
 Knice: Building relationships.
 Greifer: hands off my ass!
 Mad Collager: Careful! You'll give me a facademe!
 Demon Universe: Quit grabbing my ass!
 Nope: The other one should gain some weight, so skinny
 eradicator: Buildings need love too.
Image 239591   03-27-18   Uploaded by    humanfog
Score:
340
 
 Shay: Walk the walk, cock the cock.
 grizzly: Cockman!
 TurkeyVulture: They blew up the chicken man in Philly last night. Blew up his whole house, too.
 Side Boob: Chicken man will make you believe
 Robespierre: Too Big To Live, Too Weird To Die
Image 239590   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
190
 
 Not A Bot: Sisters stop, u r doing me a porno.
 Scoo: Usually regular beat service works fine for me
 Nope: I have to pay extra for that
 Robespierre: Well, yes, it is an album from the early '80s ... and?
Image 239589   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Captain Marsupial
Score:
617
 
 Starky15: Dootin right along..
 Darmstadtium: You are not my supervisor!
 grizzly: Now my phone background.
 Nothing: Sorry
 Side Boob: 2spoopy4me
 Nope: Done
Image 239588   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
364
 
 Zukero: The conveyed message is poor, but the design is pretty cool IMHO.
 Mad Collager: He uses the kid to help find water, or something.
 Shay: He's riding a motorcycle.
 Stumpwiz: Spotlight on Youth Commission now.
Image 239587   03-27-18   Uploaded by    crunchymush
Score:
244
 
 Ihminen: this is making me slightly question my ideology of "even bad pizza is still pretty good" ....just slightly tho
 Not A Bot: Doin frightens, blah blah blah
Image 239586   03-27-18   Uploaded by    blablabla
Score:
494
 
 Passive: *tsk tsk*, cat-shaming people at the gym
 jazzjunkie: She's just sad she didn't think of it first!
 grizzly: @Side Boob skip the get in shape part. Just wear it.
 Side Boob: I would get in shape and wear the shit out of that singlet.
 fanny: how do i sign up err.. sign a friend up for this class?
 Dr Awkward: @glenalec and she cannot lie
 booger: She doesn't like cat butts.
Image 239585   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
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