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263338  addend: The invisible hand...

263351  SuedeOxford: This is pretty much me naked: bright white and spherical

263350  a sedated moose: Uh oh, we're in deep fried spicy meme territory with this one.

263344  addend: (Hums.)

263354  addend: "2 scoops of mint chip on a pinecone."

263357  addend: Beer and whiskey still okay?

263357  wolfpk: So, you are not planning on staying open all night anymore?

263356  a robot: Baby tapir has not yet lost his pajama-like coat :3

263347  Shay: DAMNIT BARRY, DON'T GO!!!

263353  Sandor: Reenactment of the first "Kick Me" sign

263357  Nope: Fine I'll go to FUCKING DENNY'S!!!!!!

263357  Minnesotan: anybody running a restaurant who doesn't understand stoners are the best customers doesn't deserve their custom

263357  Scoo: It's going to get awful lonely at 3am in there...

263357  Sadbot: I'm only okay with this if they also don't serve the overly Axed, cigarette stanky, and BO sweatlords

263357  Urn BooUrn: They are shooting themselves in the foot with this one.

263349  WannaBee: No the name's Peter File, not paedophile!

263338  Air Biscuit: @fanny *deliverance intensifies

263343  Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit *manner

263343  Air Biscuit: North o the border, they know its coming and every year are ready to go with snowblows the moment it hits the ground to minimize closures in a professional manor. Whats your excuse state of virginia?

263354  FabricMan: Ocular

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263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

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Score:
494
 
 Passive: *tsk tsk*, cat-shaming people at the gym
 jazzjunkie: She's just sad she didn't think of it first!
 grizzly: @Side Boob skip the get in shape part. Just wear it.
 Side Boob: I would get in shape and wear the shit out of that singlet.
 fanny: how do i sign up err.. sign a friend up for this class?
 Dr Awkward: @glenalec and she cannot lie
 booger: She doesn't like cat butts.
Image 239585   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
657
 
 Ulillillia: @Stumpwiz This place is bananas sometimes
 jazzjunkie: Even though there's a lot of force behind the string there, it's not moving fast enough to cut her nose at that point.
 Teechur: @Stumpwiz You just learned a whole lot of stuff tonight! Welcome to the Friendly Spaceship where you should expect the unexpected!
 Stumpwiz: I just learned that foxtrot india lima tango echo romeo echo is you-know-whated to "switchereinoed."
 Stumpwiz: I just learned that foxtrot alpha india lima is switcherinoed to read "not my good friend."
 trelyate: anything to spite her face
 Stumpwiz: Technical advisor not good my friend.
 Teechur: Between that and the fletching hitting her right index finger, it's a wonder she can hit anything at all.
 Ulillillia: How anime girls are made
 Robespierre: *TWANG*
Image 239584   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Score:
283
 
 ratwa: Nu-glaven? I prefer old-school glaven
 White Rice: @Dr Awkward when your father becomes Dark Homer...things just change.
 Dr Awkward: Why is Prof. Frink spot on, and Bart is all fuckered up?
 hajjpodge: Why you little...
Image 239583   03-27-18   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
82
 
 E. HONDA: that's some pretty bold talk for something ceramic and frisbee-shaped
 DrinkMixMan: I prefer the term "chubby chaser"
 edvard: Pork sword!
 bug: Did you know that it's possible to not fat shame AND not fat normalize?
 Nope: The idea of this fucking sucks. Most diets fail because people beat themselves up for having a cheat day, then the shame spiral begins.
 dangerkeith3000: Bullying works for maybe 1% of people who wanna lose weight. The rare breed. Makes things worse for 99% where positive encouragement is the way to go.
 WTF: They serve the President his two pieces of chocolate cake on this.
 MyPasswordAintPassword: Cockwomble is my stage name.
 Ulillillia: I'm all for healthy eating but fuck this
Image 239582   03-27-18   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
Score:
749
 
 Dr Awkward: @Robespierre @Teechur I can still eat mango, but the skin has uroshiol (same as in poison ivy, but different form) in it.
 BavidDowie: @well duh Such is Mango!
 well duh: You cannot hava-a de Mango.
 Teechur: @Robespierre @Dr Awkward And I love giving shits!
 bug: parrot for scale.
 Robespierre: @Dr Awkward I would find that hellish - I love mangos
 Dr Awkward: I'm afraid to touch mango skins with my bare hands because I get a skin reaction to it. If any of you give a shit.
 Teechur: Is that....? Is that...a cockwomble?
 Korrok: I was here first!
Image 239581   03-27-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
618
 
 Mr Bleak: @Yurishiro It's a sheepshead fish (Archosargus probatocephalus) - and those are it's real chompers ... isn't evolution wonderful? Weird in this case, but wonderful!
 Captain Marsupial: George washing tons spare chompers.
 BavidDowie: Fish bitin'?
 Demon Universe: That fish has officially flossed more than most humans.
 Borp Mento: Well by god this is creepy af
 dangerkeith3000: Those are some nice teeth on that fish thing! Color me impressed!
 Annoying Vegan : Ermagherd! Term fer flerrsin!
Image 239580   03-27-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
307
 
 lecj07: @Sadpygmy Actually, he was trying to spell "brain" but got lucky.
 Demon Universe: @Stumpwiz I think its an octopus trying to whiz in a cup and missing horribly. Starting bid is 573,000 rubles.
 Stumpwiz: But what does it mean?
 Sadpygmy: At least BRIAN is spelled correctly
Image 239579   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Score:
966
 
 Mr Bleak: Mount Lookitthat found at last.
 apoxia: Mount Taranaki?
 Mad Collager: This is your captain speaking. On the right, you'll see the world's biggest barnacle.
 WTF: When the Earth has a pimple.
 Sadpygmy: Nachos Bellgrande
Image 239578   03-27-18   Uploaded by    doindabs
Score:
506
 
 pleasing: Eh, three second rule..
 Zukero: "Seriously, you're gonna stand here taking pictures instead of helping me? No Cake for you!"
 raditzu: NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! o/
 Shay: *cakehorn*
 bug: Happy Birthday to the ground!
 Side Boob: Same
 VoR: I know about cake rage. But something is drawing me to this.
 WTF: @Ihminen lol
 Ihminen: *mad world plays*
 tib gubb: who would feel worse; the person who made the cake, or the person for whom the cake was for?
 charlemagne: mmm ground cake. just like mum used to drop on the floor and cry next to
 copunter: sombudy wit a camera bouta get caked
Image 239577   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
467
 
 Zukero: The Clown Wars
 lecj07: I sure am tired of that rat tail.
 Peter Pantsless: I have HAD it with these muthafuckin' clones in these muthafuckin' wars!
 Wooden Spoon: Shut up Annie!
Image 239576   03-27-18   Uploaded by    spydermon
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