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267862  Spazstatic: @DrNinjaman frostbite nachos sound cool.

267892  wolfpk: Any "classic gamers" will respect this.

267839  mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267895  wolfpk: That's the "down only" ramp.

267925  mammal883: Is this one of those acid tabs that my parents always told me strangers were trying to give kids on playgrounds? That happened about as much as me falling into quicksand.

267869  Spazstatic:

267871  Spazstatic: "but my friends call me Bill."

267906  wolfpk: I can't find the hamster..... oh!!!

267944  Dr Awkward: Hare accessories.

267907  wolfpk: Grandma identified!

267912  wolfpk: As badly as I hate speed trap cameras, this sounds like a good idea!

267941  dobbiesdoogs: it's good!

267930  wolfpk: I'm going to have to give this a Fail! The second and third shelves up do not match.

267933  wolfpk: Didn't your mother ever tell you: "Don't play with your food"

267940  wolfpk: Paw paw

267909  Spazstatic: @Not A Bot doggone cute is more like it.

267912  Spazstatic: Took me longer than I should admit to understand the correlation between your wife's culinary skills and the directive to use a ladder.

267914  Spazstatic: What's so funny guys? It's just a pizza in the shape of a T.

267908  AlexDeLarge: @Amy Housewine Remember me, Eddie? When I humped your brother's leg, I barked just... like...THIS!

267938  barfolomew: A supermarket near me offers a butchery service for folks who bring in carcasses. They got in trouble for using shopping carts to haul around dead goats.

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267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267713 dangerkeith3000: The human Centipede.

267916 Spazstatic: Duncan Hills Coffee!

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267831 Teechur: The Redbox in our Walmart is actually blue. Perhaps this is a Walmartian stop sign?

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

267782 E. HONDA: I demand variety but also six sigma level consistency so let's get carry out from 12 chain restaurants



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11. bbbrandon: 1530 points
12. Double-Munched Tacotito: 1436 points
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 grizzly: Furry of the aquawombats!
 Robespierre: Wombat Wonderland looks cool
 grizzly: Wombat!
Image 239569   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Prostata
Score:
611
 
 apoxia: lasagne al fredo with a broccoli
 itskando: Technically correct is the best kind of correct.
 Mad Collager: The other broccolis were too alfredo the pasta to get in.
 a robot: *Broccolo
 Not A Bot: A vast supply of upsidasium!
 looch: Just a little to much broccoli for me
 tib gubb: due to popular demand
 barfolomew: @Scoo the best kind of correct!
 Scoo: Technically correct!
 Shay: Fromage.
 Dr Awkward: My wife and I got some of these meals.. the pictures on the boxes looked equally as bad, and it was generally just sustenance, not food.
 Ulillillia: Mmm, generic.
 Aaron Spacemuseum: Supermarket brand.
Image 239568   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Surprising
Score:
371
 
 MasterTwig: This is the first one of those magic eye things I got to work. Now I understand the name.
 Urn BooUrn: cthulhu fhtagn
 Wooden Spoon: How does this combination of dots make me see beige skin tone? The brain/eye interaction is pure madness!
 VoR: ...blue dot
Image 239567   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
394
 
 lecj07: Hopefully not borrowed thyme.
 itskando: This pierces the hands.
 Teechur: Looks like you're going to need a new thymer. This one made a mess of things.
 hajjpodge: It's thyme to wash your hands.
 Sadpygmy: Wait this isnt weed
 funny in the wall: it's not on your side
 Dr Awkward: Thyme bomb!
 Robespierre: Baby, baby, baby you're out of thyme...
 well duh: Too much thyme on your hands. Sigh.
 VoR: Thyme wank. It's a thing.
 Peter Pantsless: This is why I'm able to aggrogate so much
 hanky: Putting Thyme in a bottle is as hard as the song suggests!
Image 239566   03-27-18   Uploaded by    wooden boy
Score:
227
 
 Hokie333: These foreign electrical plugs are weird.
 grizzly: Plumbus
Image 239565   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
412
 
 itskando: Genitals of the universe. Zoomed out.
 Not A Bot: 50% is pretty good
 WTF: I love Itchy and Scratchy!
 deeeeeeeez: Hefty harvest of thyme comin your way...
 Robespierre: Coming up next: "Bla-DOWWWW!" But first, these important words from our sponsors.
Image 239564   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
64
 
 dragon horn: @Dr Awkward My sides hurt
 danny: Howbow no.
 Ulillillia: @Nope
 Dr Awkward: nope.
 Ihminen: no
Image 239563   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
Score:
487
 
 Ihminen: @Eleftheros oh yea i've heared of people dropping in porsche engines in these sounds pretty great
 FireBreathingMarmot: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK! HOOOOOOOOOOO.... oh whoops.
 Side Boob: Now I want free candy :(
 eurotrash: At first I thought S2 HP was some kind of legislation
 Eleftheros: My uncle dropped an old Porsche flat four into one of these and it only made it reasonable to drive instead of 'hay ride' speeds.
 Ihminen: yeah those old vw vans were legendary with their performance and high speed prowess
 Robespierre: I had one like that for a while when I lived in Warshington. Maybe that's it.
Image 239562   03-27-18   Uploaded by    waffles
Score:
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 Mr Bleak: @Felicity You are assuming they change the water and the mop heads after each clean...
 Mad Collager: He should just spray everything down with a garden hose and be done with it.
 trelyate: working smarter, not harder, also not smarter
 Warren G Hardon: Its only gross if you do the tables after the floor!
 PenguinBartender: Calling it: college food court.
Image 239561   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Cerberus
Score:
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 Mr. Shine: Don't jump. You have, like, SO MUCH to live for.
Image 239560   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Brain
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