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249599  addend: (Quits smoking.)

249598  Skinr: I see LuxusLurch is having a nice Memorial Day weekend.

249602  addend: Relax that fist and pet the kitty.

249600  Sadbot: Owls seem cool, where can I get one for my dog?

249596  WannaBee: Looks like a giant unicorn mouse.

249587  a robot: How meta.

249588  a robot: Looks a lot like @carpwoman's kitty! #189916

249603  Knice: Take that, creationists.

249594  a robot: @Sadbot I think every time this picture is posted we have the same conversation about Colfax being a great place to get intoxicated and make bad decisions ;)

249594  Sadbot: @Hyphae Even better, Denver

249610  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

249599  WannaBee: Second hand smoke is ok?

249597  Warrax: Hmm... where was that well again?

249571  some guy : 5 pushups and dicks out!

249594  Hyphae: @Sadbot ? Boulder?

249598  jochenau: Typical, he eats three cheeseburgers then drinks a *diet* pepsi.

249596  Hyphae: We get it, you like to have your photo taken while you consume errant souls for sustenance while they are distracted discussing matters of the night with the aura of the street light

249596  Nope: We get it, the glorious nuclear hellfire will destroy us all

249598  Nope: Uh do you mind? Trying to have a nice day out here.

249579  some guy : FW:: FW:: FW:FWFW::: RE:FW:LOLOLOL

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249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249509 a sedated moose: I hate when there's poop on the toilet.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

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 Yurishiro: @Ulillillia fun fact, tennis balls cost less and last way more than actual "tennis balls" dog toys.
 JollyWell: "Be the ball" they said!
Image 239458   03-26-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
 Darmstadtium: Dugong! Dr. Dugong!
Image 239457   03-26-18   Uploaded by    potato
Image 239456 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by topcity. Your image was bad, topcity.
 lecj07: "I brought you into this world, and as Thoth is my witness, I can take you out!"
 Yam: The babies are tougher than the parents are smart
 apoxia: Yep, ducks are horrible animals.
 Robespierre: "Something squishy underfoot..."
 dobbiesdoogs: i pooped these
Image 239455   03-26-18   Uploaded by    stunt nuts
 Austin: Can we all just get along?... and agree that this is a really lazily made and bad sign? Look at that whitespace, and left hand justified? Yuck
 Knice: Shit, someone's Facebook is leaking.
 Science: @Beef Supreme: Guess what - there is a reason it's called an "amendment." It means that the Constitution is an imperfect, living document, meant to be updated and changed on a regular basis as needed. It's not sacrosanct, and was never meant to be. Responsible human beings would never advocate for a citizen to own an assault rifle intended for combat.
 Hokie333: @Beef Supreme Holodomor? Is that like the Holodeck? Maybe you can play out your Red Dawn fantasies there. WOLVERINES
 Robespierre: @Beef Supreme 100 million more criminals? Good! Jeff Sessions, Mr Heavily-Invested-In-Privatized-Prisons, would be overjoyed! LOCK 'EM UP!
 Hokie333: @Beef Supreme "Civil war", right. Let's see you gunfuckers shoot up schools and concerts with muskets. *Blam* "Shit, I need that Minie Ball back."
 Ulillillia: Ah luv muh gunz
 Yurishiro: @charlemagne The king is dead.
 Robespierre: @Beef Supreme Get a grip. Those who would elect someone like Trump out of sheer paranoia are NOT a "well regulated Militia".
 charlemagne: @Beef Supreme surely a well regulated militia would be your national guard? pretty sure the king of england isn't sending the red coats back anytime soon
 Hokie333: @Beef Supreme The NRA *are* the tyrants. Fuck them, and fuck the Second. Repeal that shit.
 Sadbot: @Ulillillia Or a bucket of rocks
 Ulillillia: "This would not have happened if my kid had a gun"
 Bumbo Lungys: #thirdworldproblems :-/
Image 239454   03-26-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 Austin: Stop hitting yourself!
 BavidDowie: may in fact be a tumor.
Image 239453   03-26-18   Uploaded by    imaginary gf
 hammy: @DrNinjaman - By the time I got to the end, my brain was auto-switcherooning the correct word back in.
 Warrax: @DrNinjaman That was unintentionally brilliant, best comment I've read all day.
 OldKentuckyShark: Filter switcherinoed switcherinoing
 DrNinjaman: Ah yes. should have known...
 DrNinjaman: Sorry about this: K&N air switcherinos are complete garbage, modern snake oil. Get a factory switcherino and stop fucking around. Filters are supposed to protect your engine from wear by "switcherinoing". If your switcherino is providing greater airflow than the stock switcherino with the same switcherino area, then it isn't doing as good of a job switcherinoing. Also, I've seen compelling evidence that K&N switcherinos only flow better when clean, but clog up quicker and flow more poorly when dirty. So by all means, get one if you want to clean your switcherino everytime you get gas. Or maybe you could accept that the multi billion dollar company that designed your car might know a bit more about optimizing an air switcherino than a couple of hillbillies with some wire mesh, gauze, and red dyed spray oil. Rant complete.
 WTF: Haha, stem lube...
 Scoo: Can I sell you Blinker Fluid?
Image 239452   03-26-18   Uploaded by    drhilljack
 Felicity: Que
 OldKentuckyShark: Do not switcherino Manuel's switcherinos switcherinoed switcherinoing
 BavidDowie: Manuel, relay instructions
 jokertothethief: What a difference... an 'A' makes.
Image 239451   03-26-18   Uploaded by    camellia
 PushyWebsite: Less of a geek, more of a schlub...
 Science: @Nope: Because we've reached a glorious time when attractive women actually find geeks attractive.
 Nope: He seems happy
Image 239450   03-26-18   Uploaded by    doggggggie
 grizzly: I bet she is a rad ninja cat.
 Side Boob: Thank goodness that cat has a good home.
 apoxia: What's with all these eyeless cat photos!
 Hokie333: Sad Button #117179
Image 239449   03-26-18   Uploaded by    dragon horn
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