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262960  trelyate: the gender swapped version of bird person is still bird person

262969  trelyate: quintuple boop!

262982  trelyate: Brook?

262969  a robot: "Where's OUR watermelon??"

262987  trelyate: KNOCK FIRST!

262970  VeeKay: @Nope Probably stick too!

262987  VeeKay: Kitten Shammu is lovely

262984  bug: I think that old man is having a stroke.

262975  Teechur: Great. Now pick up the rest of them from the yard.

262976  sparename: Grow up and fly away, little fruit cat

262982  Knice: @Dr. Bathroom Lensy Kravitz

262978  Teechur: "I heard you the first time"

262984  Knice: Say what now?

262985  Teechur: In that case, I don't blame him.

262991  sparename: "Be careful with that chair, do you think they grow on trees?"

262954  Not A Bot: 'Z' for 'Disembowelment'. Wait...

262680  Felicity: @oregon man My favourite animated sitcom, Bob's Burgers, is starting to go that way too

262685  Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262978  Scoo: "I know"

262980  VoR: Genuine

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262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262892 Shay: WacArnolds.

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

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 jayjay: @Ulillillia fun fact, tennis balls cost less and last way more than actual "tennis balls" dog toys.
 JollyWell: "Be the ball" they said!
Image 239458   03-26-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
 Darmstadtium: Dugong! Dr. Dugong!
Image 239457   03-26-18   Uploaded by    potato
Image 239456 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by topcity. Boo, topcity.
 lecj07: "I brought you into this world, and as Thoth is my witness, I can take you out!"
 Yam: The babies are tougher than the parents are smart
 apoxia: Yep, ducks are horrible animals.
 Robespierre: "Something squishy underfoot..."
 dobbiesdoogs: i pooped these
Image 239455   03-26-18   Uploaded by    stunt nuts
 Austin: Can we all just get along?... and agree that this is a really lazily made and bad sign? Look at that whitespace, and left hand justified? Yuck
 Knice: Shit, someone's Facebook is leaking.
 Science: @Beef Supreme: Guess what - there is a reason it's called an "amendment." It means that the Constitution is an imperfect, living document, meant to be updated and changed on a regular basis as needed. It's not sacrosanct, and was never meant to be. Responsible human beings would never advocate for a citizen to own an assault rifle intended for combat.
 Hokie333: @Beef Supreme Holodomor? Is that like the Holodeck? Maybe you can play out your Red Dawn fantasies there. WOLVERINES
 Robespierre: @Beef Supreme 100 million more criminals? Good! Jeff Sessions, Mr Heavily-Invested-In-Privatized-Prisons, would be overjoyed! LOCK 'EM UP!
 Hokie333: @Beef Supreme "Civil war", right. Let's see you gunfuckers shoot up schools and concerts with muskets. *Blam* "Shit, I need that Minie Ball back."
 Ulillillia: Ah luv muh gunz
 static xyz: @charlemagne The king is dead.
 Robespierre: @Beef Supreme Get a grip. Those who would elect someone like Trump out of sheer paranoia are NOT a "well regulated Militia".
 charlemagne: @Beef Supreme surely a well regulated militia would be your national guard? pretty sure the king of england isn't sending the red coats back anytime soon
 Hokie333: @Beef Supreme The NRA *are* the tyrants. Fuck them, and fuck the Second. Repeal that shit.
 Sadbot: @Ulillillia Or a bucket of rocks
 Ulillillia: "This would not have happened if my kid had a gun"
 Bumbo Lungys: #thirdworldproblems :-/
Image 239454   03-26-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 Austin: Stop hitting yourself!
 BavidDowie: may in fact be a tumor.
Image 239453   03-26-18   Uploaded by    imaginary gf
 hammy: @DrNinjaman - By the time I got to the end, my brain was auto-switcherooning the correct word back in.
 Warrax: @DrNinjaman That was unintentionally brilliant, best comment I've read all day.
 Prombom: Filter switcherinoed switcherinoing
 DrNinjaman: Ah yes. should have known...
 DrNinjaman: Sorry about this: K&N air switcherinos are complete garbage, modern snake oil. Get a factory switcherino and stop fucking around. Filters are supposed to protect your engine from wear by "switcherinoing". If your switcherino is providing greater airflow than the stock switcherino with the same switcherino area, then it isn't doing as good of a job switcherinoing. Also, I've seen compelling evidence that K&N switcherinos only flow better when clean, but clog up quicker and flow more poorly when dirty. So by all means, get one if you want to clean your switcherino everytime you get gas. Or maybe you could accept that the multi billion dollar company that designed your car might know a bit more about optimizing an air switcherino than a couple of hillbillies with some wire mesh, gauze, and red dyed spray oil. Rant complete.
 WTF: Haha, stem lube...
 Scoo: Can I sell you Blinker Fluid?
Image 239452   03-26-18   Uploaded by    drhilljack
 shadebane: Que
 piratepom: Do not switcherino Manuel's switcherinos switcherinoed switcherinoing
 BavidDowie: Manuel, relay instructions
 jokertothethief: What a difference... an 'A' makes.
Image 239451   03-26-18   Uploaded by    camellia
 PushyWebsite: Less of a geek, more of a schlub...
 Science: @Nope: Because we've reached a glorious time when attractive women actually find geeks attractive.
 Nope: He seems happy
Image 239450   03-26-18   Uploaded by    doggggggie
 grizzly: I bet she is a rad ninja cat.
 Side Boob: Thank goodness that cat has a good home.
 apoxia: What's with all these eyeless cat photos!
 Hokie333: Sad Button #117179
Image 239449   03-26-18   Uploaded by    dragon horn
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