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268385  Sadbot: Magneto was right

268402  lolnotrly: When we lived in a rural area we used to see turtles out on the highway often. My mom would stop and pick them up and bring them to the big pond we had in our backyard where they wouldn't get run over. We ended up anchoring a log in the middle of the pond, and all the turtles would get up and line themselves up on the log!

268386  Zaxxoff: no baby can trap me! i'm going out for a pack of smokes!

268224  Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268385  Dr Awkward: Theyre missing the cartoonishly unrealistic villain. Though his wife seems to have made it.

268390  Dr Awkward: Death by the slice

268390  Knice: Grim Reapperoni

268393  Knice: @WetWilly God-damn, dude.

268394  Knice: Divergent soft-spot development. I hope.

268396  Knice: We need more Fuck Cops.

268397  Knice: So, a couple's walking in the park and the dude says "Impress me." She's like "Okay, I can talk to animals;" and he says "Really? Prove it!" So she goes over to a duck and says "Hello, you fuckin' duck." That's how we told these back in my day.

268386  Not A Bot: oh shit this is going to get crazy [FX: jumps off bridge]

268398  Knice: Here are some things.

268388  Knice: Sparkwomb is my signature bedroom move.

268385  a robot: .....no it doesn't

268371  Kaviri: Don't even at me dawg

268383  LurkedMoar: Th-axolotl

268378  Kaviri: You won't catch me slippin' up, that's for sure.

268369  Eleftheros: @Nope I legitimately thought it was ice cream.

268387  Kaviri: Anthony Fantano

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268265 BavidDowie: Benereal Diseases

268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair



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 Science: That's a shit sandwich if I've ever seen one.
 itskando: He makes us make this for him every night before bed. He never eats the tomatoes even though we got him locally grown ones. Sighhhhhhh
 UnknownSample: Let me tell ya, I make the best sandwich around. Trust me trust me.
 Darmstadtium: @dobbiesdoogs What makes you think you didn't?
 dobbiesdoogs: i wish we elected this instead
 Annoying Vegan : The mouth is incredibly accurate
 BavidDowie: Uhm...I ordered a hero, not the colossal bologna. Please take it back.
 Not A Bot: Hahahaha... smell good.Truly an impossible list.
 Yam: @WTF @AlexDeLarge @dangerkeith3000 Hes full of baloney!
 WTF: @AlexDeLarge @dangerkeith3000 The largest AND the saltiest! Just look at the size of these hams!
 Mr. Shine: That's pretty cheesy!
 AlexDeLarge: @dangerkeith3000 and three times as salty
 dangerkeith3000: He's a large ham.
Image 239380   03-26-18   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
857
 
 bug: Dog wore it better.
Image 239379   03-26-18   Uploaded by    westerner
Score:
409
 
 Robespierre: @Mr. Shine Who's this Ryan Reynolds chap, anyway?
 phil: @Side Boob Im partial to Speed Zone , the Canadian Cannonball Run
 Side Boob: I just rewatched Cannonball Run a few nights ago. It still holds up.
 Mr. Shine: "Ryan Reynolds is only the latest heartthrob in his line. It stretches back millennia, each taking the mantle from the last, unbroken, unmatched, unstoppable."
Image 239378   03-26-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
498
 
 Ulillillia: Mighty mighty, letting it all hang out.
 BavidDowie: What a load
 Minnesotan: Soon Spider-Man will be up against THE WALL!
 dangerkeith3000: She a brick. House.
 Micro Jackson: Other dude ride hogs. I ride hods.
 bug: How do you do, fellow bricks?
 Derp Herpigan: All in all, you're just another brick in the wall.
Image 239377   03-26-18   Uploaded by    Apple IIe
Score:
607
 
 UltraBeverly: @fishsoup Oh you're good fishsoup, you're good. I have these tarot cards, btw. The future is always bad.
 fishsoup: AutoRAD for Madame Groeda Weyrd!
 Yam: @looch Its a republican district, he had to make compromises to get elected
 looch: Fairly sure that dog is not blue
 Micro Jackson: Tickle me
 Yam: Rad for Gorey
 Side Boob: I'll take the dog
Image 239376   03-26-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Image 239375 is unbelievably bad (score -16) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by tomatosaws. Boo, tomatosaws.
Score:
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 Robespierre: I don't know whether to feel Triomphant or Washingtony...
 Micro Jackson: i guess I had better stop staring at the ceiling....someday
 VeeKay: "Speaking or looking as though you think it is funny that you know something that someone else does not know"
Image 239374   03-26-18   Uploaded by    redbranch
Score:
252
 
Don't just vote rad or bad - leave a comment below!
Image 239373   03-26-18   Uploaded by    sue
Score:
221
 
 Shay: Ah yes, combo #7 from the Waffle House.
 Soy Peso: Ugh-white bread..
 Thyming: *insert Gordon* "Finally, some good fucking food."
 a sedated moose: @OldKentuckyShark took the words out of my mouth.
 WetWilly: "what do i look like, a 'Mary'? Yes, I want cigarettes on that sandwich!"
Image 239372   03-26-18   Uploaded by    Morpen Lungus
Score:
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 carpwoman: I don't think that's what she's thinking about.
 itskando: @TurkeyVulture @fanny Yep
 wolfpk: Pan the the right.... I doubt she is putting on sheets.
 TurkeyVulture: @fanny in my experience, yes.
 Scoo: While being naked, and in a porno
 Snix: Return them?
 fanny: is this really a common problem?
Image 239371   03-26-18   Uploaded by    drhenry
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