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268385  Sadbot: Magneto was right

268402  lolnotrly: When we lived in a rural area we used to see turtles out on the highway often. My mom would stop and pick them up and bring them to the big pond we had in our backyard where they wouldn't get run over. We ended up anchoring a log in the middle of the pond, and all the turtles would get up and line themselves up on the log!

268386  Zaxxoff: no baby can trap me! i'm going out for a pack of smokes!

268224  Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268385  Dr Awkward: Theyre missing the cartoonishly unrealistic villain. Though his wife seems to have made it.

268390  Dr Awkward: Death by the slice

268390  Knice: Grim Reapperoni

268393  Knice: @WetWilly God-damn, dude.

268394  Knice: Divergent soft-spot development. I hope.

268396  Knice: We need more Fuck Cops.

268397  Knice: So, a couple's walking in the park and the dude says "Impress me." She's like "Okay, I can talk to animals;" and he says "Really? Prove it!" So she goes over to a duck and says "Hello, you fuckin' duck." That's how we told these back in my day.

268386  Not A Bot: oh shit this is going to get crazy [FX: jumps off bridge]

268398  Knice: Here are some things.

268388  Knice: Sparkwomb is my signature bedroom move.

268385  a robot: it doesn't

268371  Kaviri: Don't even at me dawg

268383  LurkedMoar: Th-axolotl

268378  Kaviri: You won't catch me slippin' up, that's for sure.

268369  Eleftheros: @Nope I legitimately thought it was ice cream.

268387  Kaviri: Anthony Fantano

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268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268265 BavidDowie: Benereal Diseases

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

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 wordjones: @Yam In a good way
 Darmstadtium: @Yam She looks that way because of the raincoat
 Mad Collager: @barfolomew Could work, and she will probably grow up to be prettier than both.
 Mad Collager: @barfolomew As Barbara and Julie Cooper's little sister?
 barfolomew: @Yam she needs to star in an 80s sitcom.
 Ulillillia: If they stood with students in twelfth grade it'd be Seniors Stand With Seniors
 Otterman: @Yam Also would platonically hug the senior, everyone deserves affection.
 Yam: @Otterman theyre good kids, Brent
 Otterman: @Yam 10/10 would hug platonically
 Yam: This is cute but also that is one gawky child
 Rembo Prundus: Standing seniors in stands standing with standing students stands.
Image 239360   03-26-18   Uploaded by    Hyphae
 VeeKay: @Felicity Sorry, must have clicked on the wrong clicky thing.
 sports: @VeeKay I think you meant that reply for @Teechur but it was informative anyway :-)
 VeeKay: @Felicity Absolutely! The scale starts down with a bit of light shop lifting after school and goes all the way to a daddy daughter relationship.
 Warrax: @Teechur Maybe, I dunno. I can't read.
 Teechur: @Warrax I'm cracking up over here! Are there degrees to white-trashedness?
 Pikachu: @Warrax Thanks! :-)
 Warrax: @Felicity The house arrest anklet. You must not be very white trash.
 HenryVIII: @VeeKay @Mad Collager @Side Boob @Teechur @Warrax What are we talking about?
 Korrok: Convenient...
 Micro Jackson: Pixelface strikes again!
 VeeKay: Unbelievably you can buy fake ones of those.
 Mad Collager: I thought she was arwristed, not arrankled.
 Side Boob: I see you don't make the best choices in life...
 Teechur: I'm sure these are going to become some sort of status symbol and someone is going to market knock-offs if they haven't done so already.
 Warrax: I hope that's your house, convict.
Image 239359   03-26-18   Uploaded by    aristocat
 charlemagne: this is a poor gunshow rip off
 Yam: Pook!
 happier: Crackfield.
Image 239358   03-26-18   Uploaded by    Hyphae
 UnknownSample: We're living in an illusion.
 Whatever: Front runner in Trumps border wall plan
 lecj07: Seems Microsoft branched out into home security.
 Warrax: The hedges are full of poisonous snakes and spiders.
 Zukero: Should be enough to keep the mormons out.
 Robespierre: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?
 androbot: Uploader/design combo.
Image 239357   03-26-18   Uploaded by    majorchamp
 logan: @Felicity Yeh. My work partner tho lost the end of his thumb this morning on the table saw..
 morrissey: @ignatz Are you OK?
 crunchymush: Put it in a cold place but NOT in contact with water, and get to a hospital (don't forget the finger! - apparently a lot of people turn up at emergency without the missing bit!)
 fanny: Just call me Mr. Butterfingers
 a sedated moose: "Where's my finger? Ahhhhhhhh!" "Damnit, Dale!"
 Robespierre: "Shaggy..."
 Ulillillia: Pull my finger. Uh, I mean your finger. Huh huh huh huh.
 El hefe: This is fine
 danny: And that was the last time you saw your finger.
 turtled: Unfortunately, this is timely :(
Image 239356   03-26-18   Uploaded by    iCEy
 SuedeOxford: Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.
 Micro Jackson: Belled.
 Thyming: You Died
 a sedated moose: Cool cosplay of the space suits from Sunshine.
 Warrax: How's this look? Not tubad.
 Yam: Dark Souls 4 looking good
 dangerkeith3000: horny
 hanky: [weird sad trombone]
 Not A Bot: I...only...wanted....directions *dies*
Image 239355   03-26-18   Uploaded by    Hyphae
 Side Boob: What do you mean, "You People?"
 twitter: Totes #epic, dude!
 betamax: Just find another bathroom sink to wash your clothes in ya bum!
 skylark: Yeah, and now my book is overdue... Thanks ESPN
 Larp Belb: National Geographic isn't what it used to be
Image 239354   03-26-18   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
 addend: Aerofloat.
 BavidDowie: Simpson's Movie Sequal looking good
 Mad Collager: Putin's ego transport, dwarfed only by Trump's.
 Otterman: ..and, saved.
 Mr. Shine: Mick Jagger's ChapStick refill?
 hosehorse: What it feels like when you have to take a suppository and you're not used to.
 Ihminen: something something dildo something something ye mum
Image 239353   03-26-18   Uploaded by    younglink
 l0dan: @Yurishiro I agree. Something about this is better than it deserves to be. :-)
 BavidDowie: Could be Dead...uh, Person, Storage
 Mr. Shine: *muffled cursing*
 HairyNips: For reasons unknown, I love this.
Image 239352   03-26-18   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
 UnknownSample: Shot through a wormhole, now you're in space. Creighton, you give Earth a bad name.
 Mad Collager: @Whatever ...along with the rest of the world.
 Whatever: So in theory, one might lead to a world where Republicans did not take out a hit contract on America?
 drhenry: Ivan Ooze is that you?
 antipatterns: Harvey, my man.
 Robespierre: It's been DONE
 Side Boob: He said "possible" not "likely"
 firesoup: Somewhere they are called holeworms
 Prostata: not even with wormholes
Image 239351   03-26-18   Uploaded by    whaleshark
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