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273242  ignatz: Th Chinese 'Social Credits' plan is straight outta Scarfolk..

273246  ignatz: @sparename my Coeliac grandma switched to tequila- guaranteed wheat-free

273145  Bob: Sorry Canada.

273259  Amy Housewine: * MGM lion roar *

273251  Amy Housewine: Me and my shadow/And now to repeat what I said at the start/They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart

273190  VoR: Singing*

273258  sparename: *-one else does

273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

273255  sparename: Is-a that in the kitchen - Wot ama gonna' do?

273262  sparename: Like the guy who runs the Dutch drivers' roadside cafe - Snack van Open

273246  sparename: My Coeliac friend feels safer with rum

273253  Shay: No sir, our Beauty of North Korea quota is done so scram.

273249  sparename: "Any Mownten Do?"

273254  Shay: *more pylons SFX intensifies*

273255  Shay: Hate to burst your bubble, but there's no casting call for Rat King in the next Michael Bay-raped TMNT movie.

273258  Shay: But Jesus loves vacancies.

273224  charlemagne: @charlemagne I don't like this game

273224  charlemagne: In the beginning of the month but it will have the phantasy the the same mix and I have been attacked the to the next black hooded jacket with you on Monday at noon and the other hand if it looks as long it would make me sleep

273147  kswat: @Amy Housewine of course!

273258  Fiveninety: i didn't think so

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273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

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 firesoup: Congratz I hope the baby is ok.
 Starky15: Got fat and finished his forearm tat. Sweet
 raditzu: after/before
 wolfpk: Yeah right; he's just sucking it in!
 Shay: Actually, this is an after/before picture.
 Beef Supreme: @charlemagne When I finish losing weight, I'm turning all my loose skin into a flying squirrel suit.
 hajjpodge: Congratulations on the transformation, but I'm sorry you're into that whole Imperialist thing though.
 charlemagne: I mean, well done, fair play to him, but his belly skin must be hanging like a loincloth
 Hyphae: @Ulillillia also wearing black is quite slimming, it would seem
 Ulillillia: Those sunglasses on his head made him look much thinner.
Image 239184   03-25-18   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
 White Rice: I generally dont like these type of memes (that feel when/when you *insert verb*/whatever else) but this one is quality content (and a good pupper)
 karmakat: cuddle me...please.
 barfolomew: Yep, dog.
Image 239183   03-25-18   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
 lavender: Tree.j-peg
 Not A Bot: "Storm Troopers from the Star Wars Movies miss things" is a meme on the internet.
 Captain Marsupial: PT Barnum would put a tent over it, and charge admission to The Tree of Death!
 Bluetocracy: A tree being supported by the bones of its ancestors.
Image 239182   03-25-18   Uploaded by    MamboNumber6
 Shorts Leng: It is only suggesting what you've been looking for...
 Captain Marsupial: @a robot Krang feels pretty.
 a robot: It should be "make up," not "makeup" in this case. You should know that, Google. Unless you're talking about putting makeup on your brain or something, which is kinda weird.
Image 239181   03-25-18   Uploaded by    night shift
 bigjim: @Whatever - Ah, that's why my own hair is thinning - compensating for the rest of me!
 wolfpk: Sorry Mark, I can never resist Free!
 Whatever: Unfortunately my hair is getting thin, but then who wants fat hair?
 Captain Marsupial: @Annoying Vegan How much for an argument?
 Annoying Vegan : Can I have a civil conversation with Mark for the same price?
 Mr. Shine: Mark's going down THIS time!
Image 239180   03-25-18   Uploaded by    DOW
 AceOfSpades: It's a bold move, Cotton...
 Hokie333: @a robot My brief research indicates that it's valid but archaic/obsolete/poetic.
 Captain Marsupial: He fell into a condom on the way down
 tib gubb: i think this is a problem that can really be traced back to charles' childhood
 Hyphae: Meet Charles, he's been trapped since the mid nineties, and he's finally managed to climb out. Give a warm hand for Charles, everybody!
 Ulillillia: All right, Shady; maybe he's right, Brady
 Mr. Shine: Charles thinks EVERYONE ELSE is as dumb as he is.
 a robot: "Slipt?" Seems legit.
 Mr. Whiskers: ...its over 8 feet wide with prehensile tentacles. We will all become part of Jaqlyn and she part of us.
Image 239179   03-25-18   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Image 239178 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Cheesecake. You have brought shame on us, Cheesecake.
 Captain Marsupial: Is you hat an innie or an outie?
 mission2mars: Vulcan nerve pinch?
Image 239177   03-25-18   Uploaded by    breadtoaster
 carlin: "Moooom, will you buy me som-" "NO!"
 Korrok: I'm okay with this.
 avemaria: Guessing their primary target demographic is teenage boys.
 celtic: @Captain Marsupial Same!
 Shay: I hope your electric scooter explodes on you.
 Captain Marsupial: Let's try another one: in America, it's called Pssy. No extra "u"
 Captain Marsupial: @Captain Marsupial ok, friendly spaceship totally rewrote my comment. Wtf, algorithm?
 Captain Marsupial: 4 out of 5 hover boardists like Amazing grandmother.
 tib gubb: i think this is funny, but i'm not sure if that's the message they really intended?
 carpwoman: None of your damn beeswax.
 Mr. Shine: Save some for the rest of us, I guess?
 whaleshark: Made from 100% organic cats.
 Mr. Whiskers: Do you mean youve had the drink? Or that you werent a c-section?
 kornisjon: Doubtful.
Image 239176   03-25-18   Uploaded by    aoaoaoao
 Shay: Nature's water slide.
 jochenau: *donk*
 Teechur: *Just out of frame: little boy peeing into bamboo pipe.
Image 239175   03-25-18   Uploaded by    discodisco
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