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273224  Amy Housewine: In the beginning there was The Word, and The Word was with God, and The Word was God

273244  SurfNTurf: Bruh, try moving that decimal a space over to the right to get someone to let your creepy ass crank off on their boots...

273224  dobbiesdoogs: in the beginning I had a lot to say about my father in the middle east but he is not the one that we have seen before that we could check out our new book on this issue of our lives

273224  FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

273263  ignatz: They like computers cos they're warm

273244  eevee: Dirk Stedanko

273242  ignatz: Th Chinese 'Social Credits' plan is straight outta Scarfolk..

273246  ignatz: @sparename my Coeliac grandma switched to tequila- guaranteed wheat-free

273145  Bob: Sorry Canada.

273259  Amy Housewine: * MGM lion roar *

273251  Amy Housewine: Me and my shadow/And now to repeat what I said at the start/They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart

273190  VoR: Singing*

273258  sparename: *-one else does

273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

273255  sparename: Is-a that in the kitchen - Wot ama gonna' do?

273262  sparename: Like the guy who runs the Dutch drivers' roadside cafe - Snack van Open

273246  sparename: My Coeliac friend feels safer with rum

273253  Shay: No sir, our Beauty of North Korea quota is done so scram.

273249  sparename: "Any Mownten Do?"

273254  Shay: *more pylons SFX intensifies*

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272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273224 Amy Housewine: In the beginning there was The Word, and The Word was with God, and The Word was God

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"



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Score:
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 Mr. Shine: @Captain Marsupial Sinner!
 Captain Marsupial: @Mr. Shine Shut yo mout! Licorice is the most interesting flavor.
 Hokie333: @Captain Marsupial Heaven should be the buttered popcorn ones.
 Mr. Shine: This explains why licorice tastes disgusting.
 Mr Bleak: @Captain Marsupial I like licorice! I'd better go out and sin lots.
 Captain Marsupial: @Knice Belly be thy Jelly
 Captain Marsupial: I guess cleanliness is coconut. Urgh.
 Captain Marsupial: So Jesus's blood is spicy cinnamon, heaven tastes like lemons, and sin is licorice, one of the most popular flavors IRL
 Knice: Our Father, who art in Pleasant Prairie...
Image 239143   03-25-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
802
 
 Prostata: cat.exe has crashed.
 Mr. Shine: Flatcat
 Knice: [pliff]
 nosferatudude: someone help that kitty before it melts
Image 239142   03-25-18   Uploaded by    In The Pocket
Score:
451
 
 Shay: Who's walking who?
 Mr. Shine: MUSH! *whipcrack*
 raditzu: Aerodynamics 101
 Teechur: Good for you, Great Grandma! A body in motion STAYS in motion!
 Captain Marsupial: Are you walking the dog, or is it walking you? Har, Har, Har.
Image 239141   03-25-18   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
633
 
 Robespierre: @MasterTwig Three wombats should do nicely.
 MasterTwig: This dog looks like it needs some pets.
Image 239140   03-24-18   Uploaded by    elmosco
Score:
351
 
 Jabberwikket: Now those are some "glass with after image" pics that should be posted
 Captain Marsupial: To be fair, do you know how addicting friendly spaceship is?
 Captain Marsupial: To be fair, do you know how addicting friendly spaceship is?
 Sauce Packets: Your officing it wrong.
 bug: Are apple employees actually birds?
Image 239139   03-24-18   Uploaded by    EH
Score:
493
 
 doindabs: lolz @Mr. Shine
 Mr. Shine: If ur party ain't this lit, don't bother inviting me.
 MasterTwig: My kind of party.
Image 239138   03-24-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
420
 
 Minnesotan: A town I grew up that was otherwise unremarkable had a buffet restaurant called "Marco Polo" that was literally "everything on all the Sisco menus; chinese, mexican, wtfever, on one big buffet!" It had its flaws but if you wanted some sushi, tandoori and tacos, well I mean them's the breaks
 Captain Marsupial: Who ordered the pizza? With EXTRA sausage?
 Ulillillia: culturalimperialism.jpg
Image 239137   03-24-18   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
290
 
 hajjpodge: He's evolved to Neil Breen.
 Mr. Shine: Getonmylevel.jpg
 redpeepee: There is certainly a fifth keyboard just below frame.
 Captain Marsupial: To be fair, do you know how addicting friendly spaceship is?
 fridaynight: Those are Apple keyboards! You can barely type on them with fingers!
 nosferatudude: logged tf in
 Shay: "Honey? We're worried about you. We think World of Warcraft has become an addiction for you. How do we know? You haven't come downstairs for dinner when I called for you in two weeks."
Image 239136   03-24-18   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Score:
1015
 
 tib gubb: problem solved!
 maura: metal militia!
 Robespierre: A MILITIA OF ONE
 Mr. Shine: R PANTS NOW
 Pegged Lamb: Intriguing choice of Kristen ITC over the more traditional Comic Sans MS
 Flarmie: "I choo-choo-choose to exercise my right to open carry!"
 Shay: I'm a mah-liz-shah?
Image 239135   03-24-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
381
 
 Mr. Shine: @Hyphae "OW, my sperm!"
 Captain Marsupial: Next David Bowie persona, from beyond the grave.
 Hyphae: We power this site with X-rays. Have some, here!
Image 239134   03-24-18   Uploaded by    Largehand
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