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258418  Solemn: @Not A Bot Hey, that's my line!

258412  Solemn: Fun fact: this is an article from 'The Foghorn News', the paper of Del Mar College in Corpus Christi, Texas. There's a version of this on their website, with several people yelling at the author to take down the article due to it contradicting various articles of scripture, which they happily list for the reader's benefit.

258417  AlexDeLarge: Sorry, goose, but it's time to buzz the tower

258412  Mr. Shine: @AlexDeLarge that's likely.

258419  Mr. Shine: Most likely true.

258402  AlexDeLarge: Hyperbolic parabaloid *beep* yo mama!

258412  AlexDeLarge: He wanted an excuse to show off stuff from his deviantart page?

258418  Not A Bot: I'm amazed that they had enough letters to spell 'tyrannosaurus' three times.

258365  hajjpodge: @Annoying Vegan Maybe you have sleep apnea and you're disturbing him.

258380  hajjpodge: Finally, a wrinkle removing cream that REALLY works!

257419  Mr Bleak: Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ...

258402  White Rice: For bonus points, make sure to alliterate the insults (though the current list is sorely lacking)

258405  White Rice: Welp, time to get mauled while trying to pet a big cat.

258410  Prostata: who lives in a pineapple next to the couch?

258337  TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258412  jochenau: Spice up your sex life with the College Newspaper Sex Advice Column position!

258402  NoRagrets: Bulbous fuck demon sounds like a compliment

258411  mwoody: You kill his spider family. What's coming isn't revenge... it's punishment.

258394  Korrok: Kinky....

258412  Peter Pantsless: Oh, hi Mark

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258270 berlin: me too

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?



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Score:
196
 
 Mr. Shine: @Captain Marsupial Sinner!
 Captain Marsupial: @Mr. Shine Shut yo mout! Licorice is the most interesting flavor.
 Hokie333: @Captain Marsupial Heaven should be the buttered popcorn ones.
 Mr. Shine: This explains why licorice tastes disgusting.
 Mr Bleak: @Captain Marsupial I like licorice! I'd better go out and sin lots.
 Captain Marsupial: @Knice Belly be thy Jelly
 Captain Marsupial: I guess cleanliness is coconut. Urgh.
 Captain Marsupial: So Jesus's blood is spicy cinnamon, heaven tastes like lemons, and sin is licorice, one of the most popular flavors IRL
 Knice: Our Father, who art in Pleasant Prairie...
Image 239143   03-25-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
802
 
 Prostata: cat.exe has crashed.
 Mr. Shine: Flatcat
 Knice: [pliff]
 nosferatudude: someone help that kitty before it melts
Image 239142   03-25-18   Uploaded by    In The Pocket
Score:
451
 
 Shay: Who's walking who?
 Mr. Shine: MUSH! *whipcrack*
 raditzu: Aerodynamics 101
 Teechur: Good for you, Great Grandma! A body in motion STAYS in motion!
 Captain Marsupial: Are you walking the dog, or is it walking you? Har, Har, Har.
Image 239141   03-25-18   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
633
 
 Robespierre: @MasterTwig Three wombats should do nicely.
 MasterTwig: This dog looks like it needs some pets.
Image 239140   03-24-18   Uploaded by    elmosco
Score:
351
 
 Jabberwikket: Now those are some "glass with after image" pics that should be posted
 Captain Marsupial: To be fair, do you know how addicting friendly spaceship is?
 Captain Marsupial: To be fair, do you know how addicting friendly spaceship is?
 Sauce Packets: Your officing it wrong.
 bug: Are apple employees actually birds?
Image 239139   03-24-18   Uploaded by    EH
Score:
493
 
 doindabs: lolz @Mr. Shine
 Mr. Shine: If ur party ain't this lit, don't bother inviting me.
 MasterTwig: My kind of party.
Image 239138   03-24-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
420
 
 Minnesotan: A town I grew up that was otherwise unremarkable had a buffet restaurant called "Marco Polo" that was literally "everything on all the Sisco menus; chinese, mexican, wtfever, on one big buffet!" It had its flaws but if you wanted some sushi, tandoori and tacos, well I mean them's the breaks
 Captain Marsupial: Who ordered the pizza? With EXTRA sausage?
 Ulillillia: culturalimperialism.jpg
Image 239137   03-24-18   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
290
 
 hajjpodge: He's evolved to Neil Breen.
 Mr. Shine: Getonmylevel.jpg
 redpeepee: There is certainly a fifth keyboard just below frame.
 Captain Marsupial: To be fair, do you know how addicting friendly spaceship is?
 fridaynight: Those are Apple keyboards! You can barely type on them with fingers!
 nosferatudude: logged tf in
 Shay: "Honey? We're worried about you. We think World of Warcraft has become an addiction for you. How do we know? You haven't come downstairs for dinner when I called for you in two weeks."
Image 239136   03-24-18   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Score:
1015
 
 tib gubb: problem solved!
 maura: metal militia!
 Robespierre: A MILITIA OF ONE
 Mr. Shine: R PANTS NOW
 Pegged Lamb: Intriguing choice of Kristen ITC over the more traditional Comic Sans MS
 Flarmie: "I choo-choo-choose to exercise my right to open carry!"
 Shay: I'm a mah-liz-shah?
Image 239135   03-24-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
381
 
 Mr. Shine: @Hyphae "OW, my sperm!"
 Captain Marsupial: Next David Bowie persona, from beyond the grave.
 Hyphae: We power this site with X-rays. Have some, here!
Image 239134   03-24-18   Uploaded by    Largehand
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