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272765  addend: "Quality Control, they're a bunch of a-holes. Those bums can stick it where the sun don't shine!"

272765  Peter Pantsless: Are they hiring?

272713  Spazstatic: @lecj07 I can't believe I missed that opportunity.

272761  2Berries: Ps. Your not my real dad

272776  99.9 Percent: So was Bender....

272762  BavidDowie: Always.

272756  a robot: @Knice The higher-ups with the big salaries and "great" ideas for the company probably never even give a single thought to how things get cleaned or what the after-hours staff even does. You bet they'd notice if the support staff ever suddenly stopped doing it though...

272713  Eleftheros: and don't search again or i will taunt you a sescond time!

272760  dobbiesdoogs: i'm not falling for that belly rub trap........yes i am

272761  dobbiesdoogs: kids are dicks

272731  dobbiesdoogs: watch where you sit

272734  dobbiesdoogs: holy shit, regular!

272740  dobbiesdoogs: that's why you shouldn't be friends with granos

272744  dobbiesdoogs: ali wong is fantastic

272725  jochenau: @hajjpodge I'm pretty sure most teams have few players actually from the place the team is in, vs. the olympics where most of the athletes are actually from that country

272754  dobbiesdoogs: weed for scale

272765  Knice: A picture of a clipped-out newspaper column, with a caption redundant to the title. The only thing missing is the aol.com e-mail string of FWDs.

272733  Air Biscuit: I feel threatened.

272738  Air Biscuit: Car washes are nice.

272768  topcity: Photoshop.

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272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272663 SuedeOxford: What are these, allergies for ants?

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272379 tib gubb: i have to go fishing now, for reasons



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 dobbiesdoogs: i like the idea of a superhero that flies around just yelling at people to stop fucking around
 DrNinjaman: Invest in index funds!
 Greifer: wanker
 Stumpwiz: To add to what @Shay has said, "You're not my supervisor!"
 Annoying Vegan : Careful, now
 wolfpk: Gallant as an adult. If course now I want to see Goofus standing with them on the tracks saying "the ladt one to jump is the loser!"
 Shay: Screw you Captain, you're not my dad or mom.
 Scoo: The most Canadian of heroes
Image 239057   03-24-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
204
 
 Robespierre: Somebody's laughing...
 Ulillillia: @Darmstadtium You could sell it for about $5 these days
 Shay: Bad'ed considering I hated the movie. Felt like the whole movie was an excuse for Jonah Hill to screw hookers and take virtually every drug known to mankind.
 Darmstadtium: Just imagine if you had 0.00052 of a Bitcoin...
Image 239056   03-24-18   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
413
 
 Not A Bot: SPACE FOR LEASE is my favorite store!
Image 239055   03-24-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
304
 
 Wooden Spoon: Meteorologists convention
 Sauce Packets: Bullseyes
 Shay: They'll host any kind of tournament in Vegas.
 Mr. Shine: They shop at Target?
Image 239054   03-24-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
651
 
 Robespierre: No hat? Disappointing.
 Greifer: is it saturday my dudes?
 Shay: There's always room for another rad gator at the Friendly Spaceship.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: smart gator got a yota.
 Ulillillia: Vacatio-Gator
 Robespierre: The reincarnation of Spuds
Image 239053   03-24-18   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
316
 
 jem: I have an irrational fear my fingers will break off in those things!
 Minnesotan: I tried to get into bowling once and long story short being good at bowling involves putting a significant amount of spin on as heavy a ball as you can manage, it's like a race to bottom for wrist-destruction. My wrists are made of tissue paper so I pretty quickly noped out.
 mrmrmr: Dutch Style. Very hard to learn.
 Mr. Shine: Long story short, Doc, we need a bicycle pump and some Vaseline, and promise not to laugh.
 grizzly: I could throw that overhand.
Image 239052   03-24-18   Uploaded by    tomatosaws
Score:
723
 
 Robespierre: Will someone puh-leeeze turn on the a/c? We feel like we're melting.
 fanny: @Amy Housewine haha i'm going to tell her that's what they are called :)
 Amy Housewine: @fanny Hippopoochimus!
 discodisco: Meet the Wrinkle family.
 White Rice: @fanny an astute comment. They know their puppers.
 fanny: those are hippopotamus dogs (comment from my 4 year old)
 Teechur: That couch fits them like a glove. Can't say the same about their skin.
 grizzly: Sharpiessssss
Image 239051   03-24-18   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
861
 
 Robespierre: Sleek sucker, ain't it?
 Nope: Cats love temperature differentials.
 Darmstadtium: It is for will alone I set my Cat in motion...
 sparename: So come up to the lab, And see what's on the slab...
 a sedated moose: Shai-hulud.
Image 239050   03-24-18   Uploaded by    sergeant
Score:
630
 
 DrNinjaman: Russian knockoff of Swiss Family Robinson
 Not A Bot: This made me go look up anal plug. I learned something today.
 Side Boob: Everyone loves bacon
 Scoo: SOME PIG
 logono: Pigme
Image 239049   03-24-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
907
 
 Shay: SOME DUCK
 Robespierre: I love a parade
 Yam: Thats a good looking ducky
Image 239048   03-24-18   Uploaded by    aoaoaoao
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