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254024  addend: Not featuring the singular feature of the swan, the elegantly curved neck.

254025  addend: *bad-ass.

253956  m o l e m a n: @Mr. Shine Lolz

254027  addend: "Heyyy, buuuddy."

254031  addend: (Silence at the equator.)

253931  a sedated moose: @Mr. Shine srsly

253994  raditzu: There is nothing ugly spoiling the general beauty of the surrounding.

253996  raditzu: Zatoichi's samurai dog.

254006  raditzu: abbreviation from POp coRN

254008  raditzu: a dick place to live, trust me

254023  raditzu: check mate!

254010  well duh: Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll sit in a boat and drink beer.

253953  raditzu: Their stepmom was a real bitch...

253321  Mr Bleak: Family pets tend to look the same: #253332

254030  a robot: @OldKentuckyShark Cuppa (G.I.) Joe

254039  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

254023  Spazstatic: Where are the Americas though?

254008  BavidDowie: Peeninsula

254026  Spazstatic: Clean your camera lense.

254028  Spazstatic: Snaggletooth!

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9. WTF
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253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253732 raditzu: What the hell do you want a virgin for? Have to teach her everything!

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker



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Score:
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 Captain Marsupial: How many smoots is that?
 Teechur: He must be a quantum physicist because he planks constantly.
 AlexDeLarge: I think I'll just...yep, this is a good place.
 Whatever: See, Jared sez if we stack them like this, we can increase our illegal immigrant shipping by 200%
 Captain Marsupial: How many smoots is that?
 WTF: "Bill, I told you to load the bodies head facing forward not side to side."
 grizzly: See. I told you it was 6 feet wide.
Image 239035   03-24-18   Uploaded by    male anon
Score:
458
 
 Mr. Shine: Username, upload comboooooooo!
 Robespierre: Needs a shave
Image 239034   03-24-18   Uploaded by    nosferatudude
Score:
354
 
 carpwoman: Yep.
 NoRagrets: Die....
 livelovebarf: Stop to ask Reddit what I should do. Tiger waits patiently.
 BavidDowie: Of course I don't have a single weapon. I dual-wield.
 queezy farm: Cuddle it
 bad tony: @fanny good call, I'll come running and fight the tiger bare handed for that bowl.
 Butcherboy: Thats probably my favorite Kahn line@bug
 Mad Collager: @fanny Sweeeeeeeeeeeet!
 Ulillillia: You post a picture of text from Reddit. What should you do?
 trelyate: catch it by the toe
 fanny: pour it a bowl of Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs
 Annoying Vegan : Construct a box.
 bug: Eat the most delicious strawberry you've ever tasted. ...then die.
Image 239033   03-24-18   Uploaded by    durian
Score:
280
 
 Donut: ...did it work?
 Amy Housewine: *chokes the chicken
 Festis: #NugLife
 sparename: On my behalf, God has killed many kittens
Image 239032   03-24-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
446
 
 deeeeeeeez: Hwatch the treem!
 jochenau: I can't get anything coherent out of Google translate, unfortunately...
 mrwiffler: Alien franchise after Disney buys Fox.
Image 239031   03-24-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
398
 
 Mad Collager: @GoGo Robotto Murray's Ground Hog and Sausage ...God came out of the ground, then saw his shadow and went back down again.
 WTF: @GoGo Robotto Wendy's
 barfolomew: @GoGo Robotto I would guess Planned Parenthood.
 Snow Plow: Can someone tell me from which company this is?
Image 239030   03-24-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
1463
 
 ashton: So thats who Sally was talking to
 Nope: This hole was made for meeeeeeeeee
 Mad Collager: This drawing is on-point.
 grizzly: Literally said "oh, that's fuckin' rad."
Image 239029   03-24-18   Uploaded by    gary
Score:
509
 
 Donut: Sonic, you silly idiot. You got Amy, Sally, Rouge, Sticks, Mina, Bunnie and Blaze to make you feel happy. Stop kidding yourself!
 copunter: vvv (drops all rings from fatigue)
 copunter: (overexerted dash to comment) gotta blow fast
 Mad Collager: Sonic engaging in auto-fellatio is impressive enough. For bonus points, let's see Supersonic auto-fellatio. (Shouldn't the word be spelled phallatio?)
 barfolomew: This is a joke, but that sounds about right for Rhode Island.
Image 239028   03-24-18   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
731
 
 Annoying Vegan : *fumbles through purse for five milkbones*
 fumbduck: This is awesome.
Image 239027   03-24-18   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
526
 
 barfolomew: @WTF @BavidDowie I have no idea what that is, but I'm surprised you of all aggronauts don't recognize this.
 champeen: @BavidDowie - thanks, I was trying to remember where that was from!
 BavidDowie: Goodbye, Moonmen
 bug: Where does one find a skull bedazzler?
 WTF: When you wake up after partying all night.
Image 239026   03-24-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
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