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268897  WannaBee: Oh, obey art. Fear nut, ok?

268911  hajjpodge: My dad could imitate him perfectly. And being true to dad form, he did it very often.

268907  Yam: @ThoughtlessGentleman Unexpectedly is so much better than expectedly in this case

268919  peeper: Bobby's what?

268919  Pickle Dick: Got-dangit Bobby

268919  sandwiches: Bobby's can't actually do this.

268919  Sharkface: dont tread on my purse!

268918  nimbus: Amazing grandmotherstantine

268305  Science: @a robot: You can't find that shit! I don't know what's going one, but there is no official outlet for the old Looney Tunes cartoons. Even YouTube is pretty much a desert. It's really sad.

268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

268417  Science: Adam didn't get a job, because employers saw this billboard stunt and immediately determined he makes bad financial decisions.

267848  Mr Bleak: You're a Wizard @Albo Grungus! Now fuck off to Hogwarts.

268903  MrBoffo: Oooohhh - got it down to 1

268535  Science: It does there too. They just cut that off and sell the rest to you.

268878  Shay: Good thing that dog is covered by Aflac.

268899  Shay: DENTAL PLAN

268903  Shay: How?

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268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.



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11. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
12. poetrysucks: 1535 points
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14. MrBoffo: 1514 points
15. wolfskin: 1451 points
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Score:
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 Captain Marsupial: How many smoots is that?
 Teechur: He must be a quantum physicist because he planks constantly.
 AlexDeLarge: I think I'll just...yep, this is a good place.
 Whatever: See, Jared sez if we stack them like this, we can increase our illegal immigrant shipping by 200%
 Captain Marsupial: How many smoots is that?
 WTF: "Bill, I told you to load the bodies head facing forward not side to side."
 grizzly: See. I told you it was 6 feet wide.
Image 239035   03-24-18   Uploaded by    male anon
Score:
458
 
 Mr. Shine: Username, upload comboooooooo!
 Robespierre: Needs a shave
Image 239034   03-24-18   Uploaded by    nosferatudude
Score:
354
 
 carpwoman: Yep.
 NoRagrets: Die....
 livelovebarf: Stop to ask Reddit what I should do. Tiger waits patiently.
 BavidDowie: Of course I don't have a single weapon. I dual-wield.
 queezy farm: Cuddle it
 bad tony: @fanny good call, I'll come running and fight the tiger bare handed for that bowl.
 Butcherboy: Thats probably my favorite Kahn line@bug
 Mad Collager: @fanny Sweeeeeeeeeeeet!
 Ulillillia: You post a picture of text from Reddit. What should you do?
 trelyate: catch it by the toe
 fanny: pour it a bowl of Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs
 Annoying Vegan : Construct a box.
 bug: Eat the most delicious strawberry you've ever tasted. ...then die.
Image 239033   03-24-18   Uploaded by    durian
Score:
280
 
 Donut: ...did it work?
 Amy Housewine: *chokes the chicken
 Festis: #NugLife
 sparename: On my behalf, God has killed many kittens
Image 239032   03-24-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
446
 
 deeeeeeeez: Hwatch the treem!
 jochenau: I can't get anything coherent out of Google translate, unfortunately...
 mrwiffler: Alien franchise after Disney buys Fox.
Image 239031   03-24-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
398
 
 Mad Collager: @GoGo Robotto Murray's Ground Hog and Sausage ...God came out of the ground, then saw his shadow and went back down again.
 WTF: @GoGo Robotto Wendy's
 barfolomew: @GoGo Robotto I would guess Planned Parenthood.
 Snow Plow: Can someone tell me from which company this is?
Image 239030   03-24-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
1463
 
 ashton: So thats who Sally was talking to
 Nope: This hole was made for meeeeeeeeee
 Mad Collager: This drawing is on-point.
 grizzly: Literally said "oh, that's fuckin' rad."
Image 239029   03-24-18   Uploaded by    gary
Score:
509
 
 Donut: Sonic, you silly idiot. You got Amy, Sally, Rouge, Sticks, Mina, Bunnie and Blaze to make you feel happy. Stop kidding yourself!
 copunter: vvv (drops all rings from fatigue)
 copunter: (overexerted dash to comment) gotta blow fast
 Mad Collager: Sonic engaging in auto-fellatio is impressive enough. For bonus points, let's see Supersonic auto-fellatio. (Shouldn't the word be spelled phallatio?)
 barfolomew: This is a joke, but that sounds about right for Rhode Island.
Image 239028   03-24-18   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
731
 
 Annoying Vegan : *fumbles through purse for five milkbones*
 fumbduck: This is awesome.
Image 239027   03-24-18   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
526
 
 barfolomew: @WTF @BavidDowie I have no idea what that is, but I'm surprised you of all aggronauts don't recognize this.
 champeen: @BavidDowie - thanks, I was trying to remember where that was from!
 BavidDowie: Goodbye, Moonmen
 bug: Where does one find a skull bedazzler?
 WTF: When you wake up after partying all night.
Image 239026   03-24-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
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