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273417  Science: I would like to believe that this guy's luggage was lost and he had to make do with what he was wearing when he flew in.

273421  Science: Oh, Kramer...

273025  Mr Bleak: @Joseph Yes, but "hope my fuck* can drown" changes the whole meaning really.

273026  Mr Bleak: Well, she won't do *that* again!

273427  gulpeg: Freudian office chair.

273399  Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273399  mwoody: Bad news, miss: one of your gay friends is lying.

273418  WTF: Is your girlfriend really a duck?

273422  mwoody: Woot, I guess my untreated sleep apnea is a VIP pass, then, 'cause I can fall asleep anytime, anywhere.

25663  jljocque: Cat lies on top of baby for warmth. Baby can't inhale due to weight on chest.

273394  addend: # yeah, you know me #

25643  jljocque: More room for presents!

273422  Borp Mento: That fish ain't gonna fillet itself!

25633  jljocque: You can't solve a system of two variables with only one equation. Duh.

273354  Knice: This just made my day. :-)

273421  addend: Forks and knives still get washed in the sink. Learned that the hard way.

273413  ThoughtlessGentleman: the furblonger.

273395  revtom: Their fast food breakfast is second only to Hardee's. And their market fresh Turkey wrap, drowned in three pepper sauce is pretty good too.

273424  addend: How does it know? :(

273431  kate2point0: Just showed my son who has a cleft lip, he thought Frank is pretty cool.

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273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273043 Mr Bleak: When my wife's sister died, I got her flowers. When they showed signs of being past their best, I got her replacements. over two years now, and I still get new ones when the old are tired ...

273408 whiplash: I wonder how much E. coli is on people's phones...

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.



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Score:
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 carpwoman: Yep.
 NoRagrets: Die....
 livelovebarf: Stop to ask Reddit what I should do. Tiger waits patiently.
 BavidDowie: Of course I don't have a single weapon. I dual-wield.
 queezy farm: Cuddle it
 bad tony: @fanny good call, I'll come running and fight the tiger bare handed for that bowl.
 Butcherboy: Thats probably my favorite Kahn line@bug
 Mad Collager: @fanny Sweeeeeeeeeeeet!
 Ulillillia: You post a picture of text from Reddit. What should you do?
 trelyate: catch it by the toe
 fanny: pour it a bowl of Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs
 Annoying Vegan : Construct a box.
 bug: Eat the most delicious strawberry you've ever tasted. ...then die.
Image 239033   03-24-18   Uploaded by    durian
Score:
280
 
 Donut: ...did it work?
 Amy Housewine: *chokes the chicken
 Festis: #NugLife
 sparename: On my behalf, God has killed many kittens
Image 239032   03-24-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
446
 
 deeeeeeeez: Hwatch the treem!
 jochenau: I can't get anything coherent out of Google translate, unfortunately...
 mrwiffler: Alien franchise after Disney buys Fox.
Image 239031   03-24-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
398
 
 Mad Collager: @GoGo Robotto Murray's Ground Hog and Sausage ...God came out of the ground, then saw his shadow and went back down again.
 WTF: @GoGo Robotto Wendy's
 barfolomew: @GoGo Robotto I would guess Planned Parenthood.
 Snow Plow: Can someone tell me from which company this is?
Image 239030   03-24-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
1463
 
 ashton: So thats who Sally was talking to
 Nope: This hole was made for meeeeeeeeee
 Mad Collager: This drawing is on-point.
 grizzly: Literally said "oh, that's fuckin' rad."
Image 239029   03-24-18   Uploaded by    gary
Score:
509
 
 Donut: Sonic, you silly idiot. You got Amy, Sally, Rouge, Sticks, Mina, Bunnie and Blaze to make you feel happy. Stop kidding yourself!
 copunter: vvv (drops all rings from fatigue)
 copunter: (overexerted dash to comment) gotta blow fast
 Mad Collager: Sonic engaging in auto-fellatio is impressive enough. For bonus points, let's see Supersonic auto-fellatio. (Shouldn't the word be spelled phallatio?)
 barfolomew: This is a joke, but that sounds about right for Rhode Island.
Image 239028   03-24-18   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
731
 
 Annoying Vegan : *fumbles through purse for five milkbones*
 fumbduck: This is awesome.
Image 239027   03-24-18   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
526
 
 barfolomew: @WTF @BavidDowie I have no idea what that is, but I'm surprised you of all aggronauts don't recognize this.
 champeen: @BavidDowie - thanks, I was trying to remember where that was from!
 BavidDowie: Goodbye, Moonmen
 bug: Where does one find a skull bedazzler?
 WTF: When you wake up after partying all night.
Image 239026   03-24-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
1017
 
 Christina: Dogengers.
 Spray Tan: Captain Americorgi.
 Mad Collager: She wears and eye patch because she attempted to dress the cat as Black Widow.
 White Rice: Project C on Halloween?
 Bluetocracy: That's right, this is one super team you need to keep on a short leash.
 Annoying Vegan : YAAAAAAS
 ironmaiden: The hulk should've been a bigger dog like a lab.
 Soy Peso: Thorgi
Image 239025   03-24-18   Uploaded by    wolfpupy
Score:
678
 
 WotGives: @whcvgre78 Khajit has clewrly been dipping into the product
 whcvgre78: khajit has wares if you have the coin
Image 239024   03-24-18   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
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