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253690  Knice: Um ... okay? *confusedly jams Uno deck up ass*

253687  Knice: Red Shirt Dude fucked the angle up. 6/10

253686  Knice: That'll teach her.

253507  Austin: For "2". Just like that velveeta and shells meal that I made for me and a... friend

253686  Sadbot: Not wrong, Seinfeld is just bougie It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. No comedy but class-conscious comedy

253689  Not A Bot: Joke accounts are a joke.

253677  Knice: In the right now, I will badvote this.

253680  Sadbot: It's a po' boy!

253680  Knice: The ol' spicy nip-nop

253682  Sadbot: Oh, hi @the snark

253682  Knice: wat

253669  grizzly: @Ironass ha!sick burn!

253633  Gomi Day: hauling ass with a bed full of casiotones

253678  Scoo: Classic Butthole

253679  Scoo: Slurp

253676  Yam: If you go home with someone, and they don't have bricks, don't fuck em!

253673  Spazstatic: Beauty of UAE

253673  Spazstatic: The Burj Khalifa, known as the Burj Dubai before its inauguration in 2010, is a skyscraper in Dubai, United Arab Emirates. With a total height of 829.8 m (2,722 ft) and a roof height (excluding antenna) of 828 m (2,717 ft), the Burj Khalifa has been the tallest structure in the world since its topping out in late 2008.

253598  Ironass: I can't let anything happen to my humans. I must be on watch at all times.

253601  Ironass: Please, please, no pictures.

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253470 DrinkMixMan: Can we stop doing this?

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253412 Bluetocracy: I need a can (case) of this at work.

253446 SurfNTurf: @dangerkeith3000 huh?...

253407 Bluetocracy: The murder scene is horrible. There is frosting and sprinkles everywhere!

253386 Ironass: Do you think he likes skulls?

253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

253431 redmonkey3: @Bluetocracy - i does; naughty monkey

253388 Bill Rye: @Nope maybe that's what's causing the anxiety

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 VeeKay: Shih Tzu puppy performs classic obedience move 'lie down boy'.
 Ulillillia: The cream of the crop.
Image 238861   03-23-18   Uploaded by    wolfpk
 dangerkeith3000: Dads own this building.
 Hyphae: I must be overdue, cuz I'm fine. ...fined.... Er, anyway, here's the 1.35 I owe.
 Mark As Read: Police, help! There's a handsome man in my office! Oh's just me.
Image 238860   03-23-18   Uploaded by    craftjunk
 AlexDeLarge: It's like he's on the dashboard of the entire country.
 dangerkeith3000: I always found this statue of Jesus describing the size of his penis distasteful.
 bug: Giant mecha-Jesus for scale.
 VeeKay: @karmakat Damn, sorry.
 VeeKay: Thiiiis big!
 Amy Housewine: The first attempt to film "La Dolce Vita" was abandoned due to an unfortunate accident of scale.
 cassette1: They didn't make a movie about Jesus Kong of Brazil.
 Ihminen: Jesus appreciates a bit of a breeze on his face from that helicopter on that hot sunny day
 wolfpk: Whap... got it!
 karmakat: he was THAT big!
Image 238859   03-23-18   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
 franktank: Haha you think I would believe th-wait a minute people New York? This might be possible.
 Shay: Nah, Daily News is just pure rubbish like NY Post. I cant wait until Daily News closes its doors which may happen soon.
 Spazstatic: Is this that "fake news" I've heard about?
 funny in the wall: not realistic: the baby is white
Image 238858   03-23-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 Mr Bleak: Should I have a clue who these people are?
 Spazstatic: Idgi
 funny in the wall: these people bought Hotel Durant in Berkeley. I've stayed there since and I'm not sure how to feel about it
Image 238857   03-23-18   Uploaded by    waterudoin
 Mr Bleak: Now apply a clear bonding agent, and you've got a unique and attractive floor. I like that idea.
 dorian: Later... Oh, a penny. Oh, another penny, Oh, another....
 Aspirin: This is the only way to associate value with pennies now.
 Micro Jackson: There you go they are useful for something
 addend: "Wait a minute, we shouldn't be walking on Abraham Lincoln's face."
 Robespierre: This whole project is tarnished from the outset
 sparename: @Yurishiro After they've finished the tediously gruelling installation, they're all gonna get totally lacquered
 burritos: "Guys guys hold on hold on a minute close the glue bucket. How are we gonna clean up the dirt in the tiny spaces between the coins?"
 Otterman: @Ulillillia I'm jealous of their rational abandonment of those foul coins.
 Otterman: @Spazstatic Bart! If we had ten thousand dollars, we'd be millionaires!
 Spazstatic: Assuming US pennies, it's almost $3 per square foot.
 Ulillillia: Uses for Canadian pennies
 Korrok: I have to laugh....
 Ihminen: a second after this image was taken a very excited dog entered the room
 Otterman: Perhaps a mosaic?
 fumbduck: This stresses me out for some reason.
Image 238856   03-23-18   Uploaded by    hapi papi
 trelyate: how to roll a purrito
 topcity: @WTF The "say goodbye forever to your dick" fleshlight
 Amy Housewine: That's a tight fit there Nala.
 Christina: How to stress your cat.
 WTF: Wikihow DIY Fleshlight
Image 238855   03-23-18   Uploaded by    Shay
 dangerkeith3000: That's what HE said.
 Hyphae: ...DIY Fleshlight?
 PenguinBartender: Implying your cat is fat. That's a boppin'.
 RiderFan: Said her brother, Simba.
 Yam: Yeah thats what Simba said OHHHHHHH
 Christina: If fits, it sits.
Image 238854   03-23-18   Uploaded by    p nut
 Christina: Turn off these lights.
Image 238853   03-23-18   Uploaded by    berlin
Image 238852 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by grandma. You have brought shame on us, grandma.
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