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272776  99.9 Percent: So was Bender....

272762  BavidDowie: Always.

272756  a robot: @Knice The higher-ups with the big salaries and "great" ideas for the company probably never even give a single thought to how things get cleaned or what the after-hours staff even does. You bet they'd notice if the support staff ever suddenly stopped doing it though...

272713  Eleftheros: and don't search again or i will taunt you a sescond time!

272760  dobbiesdoogs: i'm not falling for that belly rub trap........yes i am

272761  dobbiesdoogs: kids are dicks

272731  dobbiesdoogs: watch where you sit

272734  dobbiesdoogs: holy shit, regular!

272740  dobbiesdoogs: that's why you shouldn't be friends with granos

272744  dobbiesdoogs: ali wong is fantastic

272725  jochenau: @hajjpodge I'm pretty sure most teams have few players actually from the place the team is in, vs. the olympics where most of the athletes are actually from that country

272754  dobbiesdoogs: weed for scale

272765  Knice: A picture of a clipped-out newspaper column, with a caption redundant to the title. The only thing missing is the aol.com e-mail string of FWDs.

272733  Air Biscuit: I feel threatened.

272738  Air Biscuit: Car washes are nice.

272768  topcity: Photoshop.

272739  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

272749  Air Biscuit: Sir, are you aware that your hair looks like macaroni?

272754  Air Biscuit: Huh huh huh.... refering...

272756  Knice: Pt 2: Always good for a sensible chuckle among the big, important types. Upon hearing this, I offered the opinion that before leaving a mess that was supposed to remain in-place, maybe they should have informed those whose duty it was to remove messes. That would be excellent, would it not? My input wasn't warmly received, and I spent the rest of the week honing my silence game.

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272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

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272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272663 SuedeOxford: What are these, allergies for ants?

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.



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 snipdawg: Shih Tzu puppy performs classic obedience move 'lie down boy'.
 Ulillillia: The cream of the crop.
Image 238861   03-23-18   Uploaded by    wolfpk
Score:
645
 
 dangerkeith3000: Dads own this building.
 Hyphae: I must be overdue, cuz I'm fine. ...fined.... Er, anyway, here's the 1.35 I owe.
 Mark As Read: Police, help! There's a handsome man in my office! Oh wait...it's just me.
Image 238860   03-23-18   Uploaded by    craftjunk
Score:
432
 
 AlexDeLarge: It's like he's on the dashboard of the entire country.
 dangerkeith3000: I always found this statue of Jesus describing the size of his penis distasteful.
 bug: Giant mecha-Jesus for scale.
 MyPasswordAintPassword: @karmakat Damn, sorry.
 dragon horn: Thiiiis big!
 Amy Housewine: The first attempt to film "La Dolce Vita" was abandoned due to an unfortunate accident of scale.
 cassette1: They didn't make a movie about Jesus Kong of Brazil.
 Ihminen: Jesus appreciates a bit of a breeze on his face from that helicopter on that hot sunny day
 wolfpk: Whap... got it!
 karmakat: he was THAT big!
Image 238859   03-23-18   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
Score:
627
 
 franktank: Haha you think I would believe th-wait a minute people New York? This might be possible.
 Shay: Nah, Daily News is just pure rubbish like NY Post. I cant wait until Daily News closes its doors which may happen soon.
 Spazstatic: Is this that "fake news" I've heard about?
 funny in the wall: not realistic: the baby is white
Image 238858   03-23-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
160
 
 Mr Bleak: Should I have a clue who these people are?
 Spazstatic: Idgi
 funny in the wall: these people bought Hotel Durant in Berkeley. I've stayed there since and I'm not sure how to feel about it
Image 238857   03-23-18   Uploaded by    waterudoin
Score:
504
 
 Mr Bleak: Now apply a clear bonding agent, and you've got a unique and attractive floor. I like that idea.
 dorian: Later... Oh, a penny. Oh, another penny, Oh, another....
 Aspirin: This is the only way to associate value with pennies now.
 Micro Jackson: There you go they are useful for something
 addend: "Wait a minute, we shouldn't be walking on Abraham Lincoln's face."
 Robespierre: This whole project is tarnished from the outset
 sparename: @Yurishiro After they've finished the tediously gruelling installation, they're all gonna get totally lacquered
 burritos: "Guys guys hold on hold on a minute close the glue bucket. How are we gonna clean up the dirt in the tiny spaces between the coins?"
 Otterman: @Ulillillia I'm jealous of their rational abandonment of those foul coins.
 Otterman: @Spazstatic Bart! If we had ten thousand dollars, we'd be millionaires!
 Spazstatic: Assuming US pennies, it's almost $3 per square foot.
 Ulillillia: Uses for Canadian pennies
 Korrok: I have to laugh....
 Ihminen: a second after this image was taken a very excited dog entered the room
 Otterman: Perhaps a mosaic?
 fumbduck: This stresses me out for some reason.
Image 238856   03-23-18   Uploaded by    hapi papi
Score:
448
 
 trelyate: how to roll a purrito
 topcity: @WTF The "say goodbye forever to your dick" fleshlight
 Amy Housewine: That's a tight fit there Nala.
 Christina: How to stress your cat.
 WTF: Wikihow DIY Fleshlight
Image 238855   03-23-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
690
 
 dangerkeith3000: That's what HE said.
 Hyphae: ...DIY Fleshlight?
 PenguinBartender: Implying your cat is fat. That's a boppin'.
 RiderFan: Said her brother, Simba.
 Yam: Yeah thats what Simba said OHHHHHHH
 Christina: If fits, it sits.
Image 238854   03-23-18   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
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 Christina: Turn off these lights.
Image 238853   03-23-18   Uploaded by    berlin
Image 238852 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by grandma. Your image was bad, grandma.
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