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258383  lecj07: She must be the model used to get that t&a pose for comic book females.

258419  Solemn: I've always seen rapping as really bad poetry.

258386  lecj07: This implies Rapunzel will garrote Mickey with her hair. I am ok with this.

258418  Solemn: @Not A Bot Hey, that's my line!

258412  Solemn: Fun fact: this is an article from 'The Foghorn News', the paper of Del Mar College in Corpus Christi, Texas. There's a version of this on their website, with several people yelling at the author to take down the article due to it contradicting various articles of scripture, which they happily list for the reader's benefit.

258417  AlexDeLarge: Sorry, goose, but it's time to buzz the tower

258412  Mr. Shine: @AlexDeLarge that's likely.

258419  Mr. Shine: Most likely true.

258402  AlexDeLarge: Hyperbolic parabaloid *beep* yo mama!

258412  AlexDeLarge: He wanted an excuse to show off stuff from his deviantart page?

258418  Not A Bot: I'm amazed that they had enough letters to spell 'tyrannosaurus' three times.

258365  hajjpodge: @Annoying Vegan Maybe you have sleep apnea and you're disturbing him.

258380  hajjpodge: Finally, a wrinkle removing cream that REALLY works!

257419  Mr Bleak: Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ...

258402  White Rice: For bonus points, make sure to alliterate the insults (though the current list is sorely lacking)

258405  White Rice: Welp, time to get mauled while trying to pet a big cat.

258410  Prostata: who lives in a pineapple next to the couch?

258337  TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258412  jochenau: Spice up your sex life with the College Newspaper Sex Advice Column position!

258402  NoRagrets: Bulbous fuck demon sounds like a compliment

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2. Robespierre
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4. Scoo
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258270 berlin: me too

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?



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Warrax uploaded 257963 (760 points)
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 6. NotHuman: 2247 points
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11. Drunk Orc: 1712 points
12. cran vodka: 1684 points
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14. nathan: 1592 points
15. DerMantis: 1560 points
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 Wooden Spoon: @WTF: Wow, that is hungry!
 Captain Marsupial: Meat cooked with ignitable lizard venom.
 Ulillillia: My bathroom after eating at Arby's
 Dominus Umbrae: @WTF - nobody is that hungry!
 WTF: I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's.
 Sadbot: eating Arby's is not good praxis
 a sedated moose: Is this a normal occurrence at Arby's?
Image 238782   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Image 238781 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by hexxx. You have brought shame on us, hexxx.
Score:
244
 
 EndlessVanity: pretty hot on the sun, with a 20% chance it's 100000000% hotter
 addend: Great job! They interleaved the nightly lows between the daily highs.
 Spazstatic: It is the Sun's day, after all.
 tib gubb: sunday-- thermonuclear bombardment. good luck
 dobbiesdoogs: 20% chance of steam
 potato: Sundays are a bit much.
Image 238780   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
346
 
 Captain Marsupial: I prefer the Puppy Bowl.
 Captain Marsupial: Wait, the poodle's not the cheerleader? What kind of stereotyping is this?
 tib gubb: thingken about that football
 sparename: But it's American UnderArmBall and dogs don't have arms?
 Ulillillia: The cream of the crop
Image 238779   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
576
 
 seahawks: Wow, each of my radvotes are worth like 150 points tonight!
 Spazstatic: Saiba Men that Vegeta and Nappa used.
 Oober: Krang
 sparename: "We possess the power to make you FAAAAARRRRT!"
 piratepom: Eat me and you'll regret it. Truly!
Image 238778   03-22-18   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Score:
170
 
 skookaloo: It's Bernard "Hap" Kliban
 Captain Marsupial: @Glenalec it's Bob Kliban, who was popular in the 80s with some cat cartoons. His pants & shoes are a dead giveaway.
 Kaviri: I could break your bones with my bare hands, and you seem to want me to do it.
 adeadcrab: It is in the style of Larson, but I doubt Larson would draw something so unhumorous.
 Ulillillia: Smile, darn you, smile
 sparename: Sort of reminds me of "The Man With The X-Ray Eyes" comic (that I think my Mum threw out decades ago), based on the film, where the monkey he's testing his potion on realises that he can see through stuff and goes mad...
 wolfpk: Yeah think..About grabbing those blocks and shove them up his ass!! (Then do)
Image 238777   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Image 238776 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by qazwsx. Boo, qazwsx.
Score:
475
 
 Horp Lello: Sign says 'PRIVATE' so I'll take a photo for the internet!
Image 238775   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
611
 
 Captain Marsupial: This photo cost the photographer no end of trouble with lawsuits from activists trying to make points about copyright laws.
 Captain Marsupial: This photo cost the photographer no end of trouble with lawsuits from activists trying to make points about copyright laws.
 Shay: Think, damn you, think!
 wolfpk: Cheese!!
 Mad Collager: All right, listen, I didn't wanna have to do this, but you leave me no choice. Here comes the 'smolder'.
 dobbiesdoogs: thingken of cookies
Image 238774   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
553
 
 Ulillillia: I;m thingken about thos cookies
 tib gubb: thingken of doggo
Image 238773   03-22-18   Uploaded by    bigjim
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