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273204  Starky15: Kids like. You better not see a shadow this year or My dadll pour diesel down your fucking hole.

273159  Sadbot: @WannaBee same as you, 400F motor oil followed by 212F H2O

273234  MasterTwig: I'm glad my best friend and my girlfriend get along.

273227  Starky15: She was pleasantly surprised to find out this was the cock I wanted to rub on her.

273040  WannaBee: So, tell me again why there are no treats?

273201  Mr. Butt: @Butcherboy lmao

273095  WannaBee: When you gotta go, you gotta go.

273221  Not A Bot: I prefer Lock, Shock and Barrel

273115  WannaBee: You have a house phone?

273126  WannaBee: Over dramatic cat just wants to be fed.

273140  WannaBee: He's probably wondering why someone's taking a picture of him eating.

273239  Amiga 1000: I like corm.

273158  WannaBee: @fanny Don't forget Betamax!

273159  WannaBee: @Sadbot Well yeah, I've always wondered how robots shower.

273165  WannaBee: If I'm running, you better run too.

273179  WannaBee: Another one bites the dust?

273213  tears as lube: Despite the geometry, would.

273233  Korrok: I can dig it.

273230  tib gubb: am house

273236  tib gubb: oh, so that's what all the fuss is about

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2. addend
3. tib gubb
4. Teechur
5. Not A Bot
6. ignatz
7. Side Boob
8. Passive
9. a robot
10. VoR



The top ten most commented-on images today:

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272998 wolfpk: Grandmother: I know, my grandson is a little asshole!

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273080 DrNinjaman: @Prostata Bonfire Analysis would be a good band name.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.



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Side Boob uploaded 272795 (955 points)
norgu5 uploaded 273084 (952 points)
frenk uploaded 272924 (899 points)
BaconCake uploaded 273051 (855 points)
Gonzo uploaded 273109 (850 points)
Remp Wulgus uploaded 272773 (833 points)
brutal uploaded 272789 (825 points)
daver uploaded 272808 (809 points)
Pingu IRL uploaded 273038 (794 points)
topcity uploaded 272918 (770 points)
tears as lube uploaded 273082 (762 points)
redpeepee uploaded 272760 (762 points)
parrotsnest uploaded 272855 (746 points)
ratwa uploaded 272791 (741 points)
Shay uploaded 272798 (739 points)


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 3. E. HONDA: 2978 points
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 5. Annoying Vegan : 2754 points
 6. grimes: 2022 points
 7. skunkrocker: 1980 points
 8. NoOneImportant: 1812 points
 9. grizzly: 1799 points
10. Remp Wulgus: 1792 points
11. parrotsnest: 1765 points
12. Never AFK: 1748 points
13. kshoxx: 1709 points
14. Mexico: 1670 points
15. Shay: 1647 points
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Score:
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 Horp Lello: Sign says 'PRIVATE' so I'll take a photo for the internet!
Image 238775   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
611
 
 Captain Marsupial: This photo cost the photographer no end of trouble with lawsuits from activists trying to make points about copyright laws.
 Captain Marsupial: This photo cost the photographer no end of trouble with lawsuits from activists trying to make points about copyright laws.
 Shay: Think, damn you, think!
 wolfpk: Cheese!!
 Mad Collager: All right, listen, I didn't wanna have to do this, but you leave me no choice. Here comes the 'smolder'.
 dobbiesdoogs: thingken of cookies
Image 238774   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
553
 
 Ulillillia: I;m thingken about thos cookies
 tib gubb: thingken of doggo
Image 238773   03-22-18   Uploaded by    bigjim
Score:
709
 
 sparename: Have they all been red?
 mexican: Legitimately upsetting
 Mad Collager: Damn those IKEA instructions!
 Not A Bot: Okay, who let Dad back on the friendly spaceship?
 fanny: nice brickcase, bro
 charlemagne: ah, is this what pink floyd were on about
 beefbeef: That's a lot of bricked kindles!
Image 238772   03-22-18   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
359
 
 Kaviri: The trick is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
 Clim Tinties: "LAY OUT!"
 fanny: ah. so that's what happened to J. #238766
 Not A Bot: That's pretty brave.
Image 238771   03-22-18   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
409
 
 Mr. Butt: :D
 Mad Collager: But, but!
 Mad Collager: @WTF "I am not a crack!"
 Ulillillia: Everything's coming up Milhous
 a robot: "Do you want to play John Wilkes Booth, or do you want to act like a maniac?"
 illBilliam: It's like a proto dickbutt
 WTF: "I am not a crook!"
 Vladimir Puta: IBISGIT
Image 238770   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
877
 
 Wooden Spoon: @OldKentuckyShark: theyll just think a skunk lives in it.
 adeadcrab: I want one of these so i can smoke weed outside without being paranoid of neighbors and passersby. "That bush smells like burning bush..."
 mexican: Is this a blind for hunting white suburbanites?
 Mad Collager: Ssssshhh! I'm working on my hedge fund!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: im looking forward to masturbating in public.
 Shorts Leng: Only one chair? What a hedge-hog!
Image 238769   03-22-18   Uploaded by    whaleshark
Score:
407
 
 Mr Bleak: @glenalec Nope, it's where they don't let them out!
 Not A Bot: And 420 is what they're doing in there.
 Gonzo: @Ulillillia - oh dear! I haven't watched SP in a while! :-0
 Ulillillia: @glenalec It's where they perform youtu.be/…
 ThoughtlessGentleman: rock out.
 Hyphae: @glenalec you mean like the presidency?
 Hippitus Hoppitus: Is this one of those places where they don't let women in?
Image 238768   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
554
 
 Mad Collager: @a robot No, Ultraman has been demoted (or promoted, depending on your attitude toward dogs).
 Ulillillia: Phone home
 a robot: Is the light in his chest? Is this Iron Man's dog??
 Borp Mento: I have a few of those lights in different colours dangling off my backpack. Sometimes I get home to find the schoolkids on the bus have turned them all on (which is harmless fun, so I'm good with it).
Image 238767   03-22-18   Uploaded by    skittles
Score:
436
 
 Hungy Dingus: I imagine F doing a boob honking sound
 Kaviri: To make a "W", face the audience do the worm.
 night shift: Alpha-Sutra solo edition
 Shay: Unless you're truly a contortionist, G is impossible.
 fanny: return #238771
 prospector: G looks like C
 fanny: Life looked a lot more fun without J and U
 wolfpk: 24 peasant died to make this!
 topcity: M for Manspreading
Image 238766   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Christina
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