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262397  Mr Bleak: I've seen enough porn to know how this is going to go...

262399  Mr Bleak: I hate that font: I misread it as "Petting Poo" and totally dissed the idea.

262402  Mr Bleak: That she takes a cat shopping for wine is a good sign of incipient Crazy Cat Ladyhood.

262404  Mr Bleak: Did you keep the receipt on the two kids in case they are defective?

262590  dobbiesdoogs: such warm

262599  georgerino: What do the teachers do with these cuties?

262598  sparename: So does an "069" mean that you have a large spectator?

262596  sparename: I thought it was a bit too polite for Alf Garnett

262597  glowstick: Derek looks fairly stern no parties tonight.

262586  Joseph: Mlemlem.

262405  Mr Bleak: Do you never knock?

262414  Mr Bleak: UPS deliver cats now?

262596  boomboomboom: I feel like Stan Lee might come out as the Creator some day in a Marvel Movie.

262594  dobbiesdoogs: you should see what they spent on candles

262595  youshall: "Clerics are forbidden by their religious codes from using edged weapons. Thus, a mace or a sling could be used by a cleric, but a sword or bow could not."

262595  steve: they work like the healing staffs from RPGs

262430  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Ah! OK - Treaty of Rouen B

262580  Felicity: @Duld Grunongus But he can't start on Monday

262584  tib gubb: beer is gross, but also delicious

262494  Felicity: As long as it works, I don't mind

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 Ruple Morpongus: This photo cost the photographer no end of trouble with lawsuits from activists trying to make points about copyright laws.
 Rumpo Flumongus: This photo cost the photographer no end of trouble with lawsuits from activists trying to make points about copyright laws.
 Mople Plemumple: Think, damn you, think!
 Therm Gruble: Cheese!!
 Thold Plopert: All right, listen, I didn't wanna have to do this, but you leave me no choice. Here comes the 'smolder'.
 Jump Horpumple: thingken of cookies
Image 238774   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Haple Rempumple
 Vorbo Flongo: I;m thingken about thos cookies
 Laple Albomple: thingken of doggo
Image 238773   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Gimpo Flumuble
 Flung Grunongo: Have they all been red?
 Tharm Flumombies: Legitimately upsetting
 Lirt Drumongo: Damn those IKEA instructions!
 Bemp Plumple: Okay, who let Dad back on the friendly spaceship?
 Thulm Plemongo: nice brickcase, bro
 Vumpo Morpoble: ah, is this what pink floyd were on about
 Lift Alboble: That's a lot of bricked kindles!
Image 238772   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Jewn Morpumple
 Gimpo Plungo: The trick is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
 Rerb Dampongus: "LAY OUT!"
 Thorbo Rempungus: ah. so that's what happened to J. #238766
 Pango Cremongus: That's pretty brave.
Image 238771   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Barm Flumple
 Girt Grongo: :D
 Fliple Rempomple: But, but!
 Fruft Dampumbies: @WTF "I am not a crack!"
 Birbo Plemopert: Everything's coming up Milhous
 Crungo Flombies: "Do you want to play John Wilkes Booth, or do you want to act like a maniac?"
 Frown Plemuble: It's like a proto dickbutt
 Ramp Cremomple: "I am not a crook!"
 Mart Grunombies: IBISGIT
Image 238770   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Trorm Grunungo
 Thiwn Brupert: @OldKentuckyShark: theyll just think a skunk lives in it.
 Jarbo Plemuble: I want one of these so i can smoke weed outside without being paranoid of neighbors and passersby. "That bush smells like burning bush..."
 Jurbo Horpuble: Is this a blind for hunting white suburbanites?
 Bold Flumungus: Ssssshhh! I'm working on my hedge fund!
 Jemp Rempuble: im looking forward to masturbating in public.
 Freple Dampomple: Only one chair? What a hedge-hog!
Image 238769   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Treng Albumbies
 Treld Drumomple: @glenalec Nope, it's where they don't let them out!
 Dawn Albuble: And 420 is what they're doing in there.
 Lurb Cremungus: @Ulillillia - oh dear! I haven't watched SP in a while! :-0
 Gerbo Rempungo: @glenalec It's where they perform…
 Gort Bropert: rock out.
 Peft Dampomple: @glenalec you mean like the presidency?
 Dorm Plemuble: Is this one of those places where they don't let women in?
Image 238768   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Vung Horpuble
 Flomp Brungo: @a robot No, Ultraman has been demoted (or promoted, depending on your attitude toward dogs).
 Vungo Grunumbies: Phone home
 Lilm Cremopert: Is the light in his chest? Is this Iron Man's dog??
 Vurt Flumumbies: I have a few of those lights in different colours dangling off my backpack. Sometimes I get home to find the schoolkids on the bus have turned them all on (which is harmless fun, so I'm good with it).
Image 238767   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Frump Grombies
 Vang Cremumbies: I imagine F doing a boob honking sound
 Gald Morpumbies: To make a "W", face the audience do the worm.
 Beple Plemomple: Alpha-Sutra solo edition
 Geple Plemopert: Unless you're truly a contortionist, G is impossible.
 Rift Albungus: return #238771
 Porb Cremongo: G looks like C
 Ring Horpupert: Life looked a lot more fun without J and U
 Mert Morpumple: 24 peasant died to make this!
 Creple Bruble: M for Manspreading
Image 238766   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Thoft Rempupert
 Lirb Morpungo: @mexican - this type of bird is intelligent enough to know what a reflection is, so it probably knows when you are taking the Mick!
 Hift Horpombies: @mexican Birb knows he's prettier
 Crart Brumbies: He doesn't seem to be particularly impressed if you ask me.
 Jimpo Cremongo: Bananatiel
Image 238765   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Vimp Alboble
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