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268704  fanny: Who's a pretty girl? You are! YOU ARE!!!

268727  KyleisBobDole: This image comes and goes.

268739  fanny: @trelyate holy shit yess!!

268740  fanny: oh come on I'm sure there is a musical pun in "viewer discretion is advised" somewhere

268730  VeeKay: Can you define 'fun' in the context of Cyndi Lauper's 1980's hit 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun'?

268741  fanny: fucking hell people NO

268611  fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268737  VeeKay: Even a pile of shit can have an intrinsic beauty.

268738  Kirtov: No ring

268739  trelyate: This comic almost got Drew Carey fired.

268721  WTF: I'm I to that age where I have to tell the children 'Don't make fun' about the way we used to live?

268554  Unicorn: Me too @Nope

268730  WTF: Change my mind.

268738  WTF: ...followed by cramming the entire donut in your mouth before anyone can answer.

268738  barfolomew: Looks like someone's hungry hungry

268733  Christina: Beauty of Japan.

268717  Bohab: Teamwork.jpg

268039  Mr Bleak: Gonna make wanking / hand jobs umm ... interesting. Anyone got her address?

268041  Mr Bleak: @Felicity They could do the current incumbent with a hamster and a random tweet generator.

268050  Mr Bleak: Fuck! I remember reading that issue at work ...

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268710 tib gubb: better to die than to let the cops know what drugs you've been using

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug

268687 addend: (Sits down & celebrates.)

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.



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Score:
371
 
 Kaviri: Wanna grow, grow up to be, be a debaser.
 SuedeOxford: @sparename this is now my metaphor for process improvement at work.
 mexican: I wonder if the danger makes it more exciting.
 carpwoman: OK now this made me LOL.
 Warrax: Kinky.
 Robespierre: For some, it's a groovy situation. For others it's a sticky situation. Which one will it be for YOU?
 beefbeef: Fuckin' flies!
 Colbo Mundus: tonight we're gonna party like it's 1999
 Christina: NSFW.
 Ulillillia: @sparename Gaffer Tape & Jam was my favourite kids' show
 sparename: I realised, that even in hot countries, you cannot create substitute fly-paper using gaffer tape and jam (that's duct-tape and jelly to you foreigners). The flies just wander round the not-quite-as-sticky-as-you-think-it-is tape and eat all the jam
Image 238752   03-22-18   Uploaded by    whaleshark
Score:
264
 
 Bluetocracy: You caught us. Developers aren't creative, we just played a lot of Mad Libs when we were kids.
 Christina: I voted [Rad/Bad] because [Reason].
 Ulillillia: Have a good [Time of Day]
Image 238751   03-22-18   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
689
 
 carpwoman: I need this.
 GoodSir: I shall call you prince of persia
 Bluetocracy: American Ninja Kitties. I love this show!
 Christina: Nice accommodations for the cats on the wall.
 sparename: Caterwallin'
Image 238750   03-22-18   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Image 238749 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Stoner. We'll pray for you, Stoner.
Score:
725
 
 nerdhulk: No more spoodlers? He can't possibly have some kind of esp to eat the spoodlers in advance of my even having noticed them...
 Beef Supreme: @Bluetocracy you might, but I wear a stocking over my head when I sleep.
 Bluetocracy: We eat around 1,000 spiders a year in our sleep. Why not get paid for it?
 waffles: Spider-eater man. Spider-eater man. Just Ewwwww.
 Shay: I'm gonna eat ya up Spoodler Mang!!!!
Image 238748   03-22-18   Uploaded by    karpeles
Score:
638
 
 wolfpk: Holy cow, I just now saw the naked lady! I guess my mind was to distracted by thinking of werewolf legs.
 wolfpk: @glenalec The instant I saw this "Werewolves of London" started playing in my head.
 Bluetocracy: ...Could be London
 Pickle Dick: @wolfpk - Awooooooooo. (It did take me a while, though!)
 wolfpk: If he has a Chinese menu in his hand, I'd be worried! (Let's see if you get that reference)
 Darmstadtium: This is oddly mesmerizing
 Defiance: DIY very-temporary tattoo.
 bug: She's a little hairy for my taste.
 FabricMan: What dogs see
Image 238747   03-22-18   Uploaded by    georgerino
Score:
394
 
 mexican: Why would you ever ask this? It isn't any of your business and you shouldn't care.
 carpwoman: OMG I LOL'd at this too. We're on a roll! Or I'm in a mood. Probably both.
 kazzy94: My friend asked a lady "when's it due?" And she said "I'm not pregnant, ya twat!" And he replied "I meant the bus, ya fat cow!"
 Ulillillia: When's the b--BABY DUE?!...the pandas! At the zoo!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: yep already did that in an unfamiliar dive bar and all the clientele went dead silent when i drunkenly asked when she was due.
Image 238746   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
Score:
230
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 238745   03-22-18   Uploaded by    demonius
Score:
1138
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Fresh from the barber shop.
 Hokie333: As my aunt once said, "Look! A Redjay!"
 Bluetocracy: Look, I don't care. All of my sins get blown way out of proportion just because of who I am.
 Darmstadtium: Seems to be wondering what day is today, dudes...
 Robespierre: @Not A Bot Oh my God. OH MY GOD! It's one of my favourite songs off "Yellow Fever"!
 Not A Bot: Surphase Tension
 fanny: word.
 Shay: Red Robin YUMMMMMMMMM, oh wait, this is a cardinal. Never mind.
 dobbiesdoogs: i'm sorry i must have heard you wrong, but did you say your favorite team was the seahawks?
 BaconCake: Birds of a feather stick together. You hear what I'm saying pal?
 Hungy Dingus: That's one angry bird!
Image 238744   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
1027
 
 Bluetocracy: Jaunty, yet serious. The perfect CEO (Cat Expecting Offerings)
 Mr. Shine: You're hired!
Image 238743   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
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