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258208  addend: Thanks. Not likely, though.

258206  Peter Pantsless: I knew computers could get viruses, but fungal infections?

258139  Annoying Vegan : He looks like the boyfriend in Difficult People

258210  Knice: Humor and airports do not mix well.

258214  Knice: I would pay to see this boi-band.

258149  Annoying Vegan : See that patch of sunlight on top of their head? Thats where I wanna kiss this snug.

258216  Knice: I refer to my ass as 'holy bread.'

258217  Knice: Maybe he could be a spy with that detachable eyeball.

258200  Knice: You know what you did, motherfucker.

258206  Knice: That username.

258162  Annoying Vegan : @Mr. Shine Nothing beats pleats!

258162  Peach: I'm definitely sporty spice. I mean sporty ghost... I mean both.

258188  wolfpk: "I associated them with like weird boxcar hobos and dead bodies thanks to movies" That was safety lesson plan B. It seems to have worked.

258218  booger: It's close, how was sleeping on the couch ?

258190  wolfpk: But I don't want to eat cats and dogs!

258191  wolfpk: Bison: Ignore that stupid sign dude!

258206  Scoo: Gross, wash your hands occasionally!

258199  Annoying Vegan : Eeee! The widdol toofs! :D

258198  Peach: That golden looks just like my Ginger, eye goobers and all.

258207  wolfpk: Wonder Woman is expanding her transportation.

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258111 DrNinjaman: Make America Gape Again

258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

257969 WannaBee: The before picture #258041

257995 Passive: The pain is real

258041 DrNinjaman: Tonight, we drink!

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

258106 augustus: @SuedeOxford you get em

258044 DrNinjaman: "SPACE GHOST, COME OUT FOR YOUR WEEKLY BEATING!"

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck



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Score:
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 FireBreathingMarmot: Fresh from the barber shop.
 Hokie333: As my aunt once said, "Look! A Redjay!"
 Bluetocracy: Look, I don't care. All of my sins get blown way out of proportion just because of who I am.
 Darmstadtium: Seems to be wondering what day is today, dudes...
 Robespierre: @Not A Bot Oh my God. OH MY GOD! It's one of my favourite songs off "Yellow Fever"!
 Not A Bot: Surphase Tension
 fanny: word.
 Shay: Red Robin YUMMMMMMMMM, oh wait, this is a cardinal. Never mind.
 dobbiesdoogs: i'm sorry i must have heard you wrong, but did you say your favorite team was the seahawks?
 ignatz: Birds of a feather stick together. You hear what I'm saying pal?
 Hungy Dingus: That's one angry bird!
Image 238744   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
1027
 
 Bluetocracy: Jaunty, yet serious. The perfect CEO (Cat Expecting Offerings)
 Mr. Shine: You're hired!
Image 238743   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
Score:
347
 
 Bluetocracy: Their prices are hysterical.
 Spazstatic: @glenalec nothing sucks like an Electrolux
 doggggggie: Vaguum
 Liar tuck: @a sedated moose - there used to be a vacuum store around here who's advertising phrase was "Our products really suck!"
 a sedated moose: They suck.
Image 238742   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
334
 
 wolfpk: Only six were killed in that game!
 salmiakki: Lan 2000
 Christina: Now, I think of auto racing as horse racing but with cars.
 Shay: I don't even want to mention water polo because it's cruel to the horses.
 Annoying Vegan : @Robespierre What do you call a place that sells prosthetic digits for your feet? A faux toe shop.
 Robespierre: First documented usage of FoteauShaup
Image 238741   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
595
 
 Ulillillia: He doesn't look worried.
 Robespierre: He may qualify for benefits from a class-action settlement - then again, he may not
Image 238740   03-22-18   Uploaded by    doggggggie
Score:
278
 
 FabricMan: Is that the village set from Popeye?
 Robespierre: Lake Havasu City?
Image 238739   03-22-18   Uploaded by    afroking
Score:
628
 
 Spazstatic: I'm still trying to get my 3D printer working the way I want. It's got to much slop on the axes
 Mr. Shine: Thanks, Monsanto!
 grizzly: RADish
Image 238738   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
601
 
 Ronick: Thank you cloakman!
 Ulillillia: Not the whole neighborhood can be bothered to watch. Just one guy.
 Sadbot: Can't even dress up as a John Le Carre character around here, just minding my own business on a park bench, reading the newspaper, looking alert. Damn narcs.
 Shay: This block is protected by a fedora-wearing pelican.
 Christina: Its a quartz watch.
 Robespierre: 'We Never Close'
Image 238737   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
Score:
474
 
 Ulillillia: That man shrunk
 funny in the wall: you lost the man bun? good for you
Image 238736   03-22-18   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Score:
744
 
 Urn BooUrn: Low battery. Please recharge to keep puppering.
 Christina: "I have a little borkfer with me."
 sparename: Oh dear, I think the little one has turned inside-out..
Image 238735   03-22-18   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
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