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268237  Felicity: @Knice Like the Acolytes Protection Agency!

268244  Felicity: 1. What line about too many pills in Ibiza? 2. Who died? 3. Did they say how he died? 4. How did he die? 5. Was it too many pills?

268242  grizzly: @Dr Awkward I played a show with them once in like 2000.

268247  Sadbot: @Theta Zero Still more rewarding than crafting your own voice, style, and jokes. SEO tends to reward the palatable and recognizable

268238  tib gubb: Me too, kitty. Me too.

268242  tib gubb: That's just big Dave

268172  Joseph: Can you actually eat them? I have a box full of instant dinners for hiking that have one of these in them, and they are impossible to get out..

268255  bubbles: You missed a piece.

268200  Joseph: My mind was changed by a bumper sticker

268242  Dr Awkward: ...and the kids table?

268254  sir toke a lot: Nowadays the only stuff that would be flying out is arguments, cat pictures, and porn.

268254  chunk norris: "It comes in MPEGs now!?"

268254  kittylitter: Wow, he must be using one of those blazing fast 128 kbps modems I hear so much about

268254  whiplash: THE INTERNET YOU GUYS!!!

268244  Sadbot: I feel like I'd get this if I were a Eurotrash partyboi

268247  Theta Zero: @Knice Not just black bars. Black bars, then a caption, then a white boarder, then a black box highlighting the text that's plainly visible in a blurry, unfocused photo. It's layers of incompetence, and I can't help but struggle to fathom the lengths this joke had to go through to be told.

268250  NoOneImportant: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268226  Incubi: What's he saying?

268229  Incubi: @Dr Awkward no chance, that fire extinguisher is totally photoshopped

268243  Incubi: Boogie Nights: The Return of Dirk Diglett

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267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"



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11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
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14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1482 points
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 FireBreathingMarmot: Fresh from the barber shop.
 Hokie333: As my aunt once said, "Look! A Redjay!"
 Bluetocracy: Look, I don't care. All of my sins get blown way out of proportion just because of who I am.
 Darmstadtium: Seems to be wondering what day is today, dudes...
 Robespierre: @Not A Bot Oh my God. OH MY GOD! It's one of my favourite songs off "Yellow Fever"!
 Not A Bot: Surphase Tension
 fanny: word.
 Shay: Red Robin YUMMMMMMMMM, oh wait, this is a cardinal. Never mind.
 dobbiesdoogs: i'm sorry i must have heard you wrong, but did you say your favorite team was the seahawks?
 BaconCake: Birds of a feather stick together. You hear what I'm saying pal?
 Hungy Dingus: That's one angry bird!
Image 238744   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
1027
 
 Bluetocracy: Jaunty, yet serious. The perfect CEO (Cat Expecting Offerings)
 Mr. Shine: You're hired!
Image 238743   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
Score:
347
 
 Bluetocracy: Their prices are hysterical.
 Spazstatic: @glenalec nothing sucks like an Electrolux
 doggggggie: Vaguum
 Liar tuck: @a sedated moose - there used to be a vacuum store around here who's advertising phrase was "Our products really suck!"
 a sedated moose: They suck.
Image 238742   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
334
 
 wolfpk: Only six were killed in that game!
 salmiakki: Lan 2000
 Christina: Now, I think of auto racing as horse racing but with cars.
 Shay: I don't even want to mention water polo because it's cruel to the horses.
 Annoying Vegan : @Robespierre What do you call a place that sells prosthetic digits for your feet? A faux toe shop.
 Robespierre: First documented usage of FoteauShaup
Image 238741   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
595
 
 Ulillillia: He doesn't look worried.
 Robespierre: He may qualify for benefits from a class-action settlement - then again, he may not
Image 238740   03-22-18   Uploaded by    doggggggie
Score:
278
 
 FabricMan: Is that the village set from Popeye?
 Robespierre: Lake Havasu City?
Image 238739   03-22-18   Uploaded by    afroking
Score:
628
 
 Spazstatic: I'm still trying to get my 3D printer working the way I want. It's got to much slop on the axes
 Mr. Shine: Thanks, Monsanto!
 grizzly: RADish
Image 238738   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
601
 
 Ronick: Thank you cloakman!
 Ulillillia: Not the whole neighborhood can be bothered to watch. Just one guy.
 Sadbot: Can't even dress up as a John Le Carre character around here, just minding my own business on a park bench, reading the newspaper, looking alert. Damn narcs.
 Shay: This block is protected by a fedora-wearing pelican.
 Christina: Its a quartz watch.
 Robespierre: 'We Never Close'
Image 238737   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
Score:
474
 
 Ulillillia: That man shrunk
 funny in the wall: you lost the man bun? good for you
Image 238736   03-22-18   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Score:
744
 
 Urn BooUrn: Low battery. Please recharge to keep puppering.
 Christina: "I have a little borkfer with me."
 sparename: Oh dear, I think the little one has turned inside-out..
Image 238735   03-22-18   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
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