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273255  Theimposter: Thats disgusting.

273256  Theimposter: Lean in and take a big messy bite to spite fate.

273235  Alaskan: I prefer to keep hold of the bucket, thanks, I had a bad experience once.

273261  Theimposter: Sad they had to in order to comprehend the hazard.

273224  Amy Housewine: In the beginning there was The Word, and The Word was with God, and The Word was God

273244  SurfNTurf: Bruh, try moving that decimal a space over to the right to get someone to let your creepy ass crank off on their boots...

273224  dobbiesdoogs: in the beginning I had a lot to say about my father in the middle east but he is not the one that we have seen before that we could check out our new book on this issue of our lives

273224  FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

273263  ignatz: They like computers cos they're warm

273244  eevee: Dirk Stedanko

273242  ignatz: Th Chinese 'Social Credits' plan is straight outta Scarfolk..

273246  ignatz: @sparename my Coeliac grandma switched to tequila- guaranteed wheat-free

273145  Bob: Sorry Canada.

273259  Amy Housewine: * MGM lion roar *

273251  Amy Housewine: Me and my shadow/And now to repeat what I said at the start/They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart

273190  VoR: Singing*

273258  sparename: *-one else does

273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

273255  sparename: Is-a that in the kitchen - Wot ama gonna' do?

273262  sparename: Like the guy who runs the Dutch drivers' roadside cafe - Snack van Open

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273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273224 Amy Housewine: In the beginning there was The Word, and The Word was with God, and The Word was God

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

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 Shay: Special instructions: Must be kept together at all times; if separated, you're fucked.
 Not A Bot: Me IRL with whiny customers
Image 238588   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
 Peter Pantsless: I'm a real OW: Original Wangsta
 Slug Wind: Makes sense
 Not A Bot: Since I'm listening to Philip Glass right now, I'll give this a rad.
 Defiance: Prophetic
Image 238587   03-21-18   Uploaded by    manlyman
 Annoying Vegan : Hey floofy baby!
Image 238586   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Captain Marsupial
 bag o bones: @Robespierre holy loly!
 elahabdh: Who's a good boy? MEMeMemeMeme..
 Robespierre: Sorry, but this is a hairway to Steven
 agentpaint: Stairway to heaven is guarded by the 24-headed-friendly-doggo
 Shay: Fair assessment.
 wolfpk: Maybe not to Heaven, but it looks like a really good stairway. I think this stairway is more for the journey not the destination.
 Christina: Shibaway to heaven.
Image 238585   03-21-18   Uploaded by    wolfpupy
 BavidDowie: Just makes them temporary pets...and aren't they all, ultimately?
 snipdawg: @Spazstatic Grok in fullness
 Spazstatic: @Christina you could eat your pets that way they are a part of you forever.
 San DoDo: *Audible cluck* @Mr. Shine :)
 Christina: This hen is a pet, yet most poultry is raised as food. It's hard to draw a line dividing what is food and what is pets.
Image 238584   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 Zukero: @Warrax Right, but it's not safe for the sax.
 copunter: please keep my nephew iin your thoughts
 Himesama: 2sick4skool
 Warrax: Helmet and knee pads. Practicing safe sax.
Image 238583   03-21-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Mr Bleak: @Zukero Tide Pods!
 tib gubb: sir, please do not harass the grocery clerk
 Sadpygmy: Ach fook
 funny in the wall: @barfolomew tis true. i've never seen it
 Zukero: He could overdose on soap too!
 Robespierre: @barfolomew I seen it. Twas rael enoof.
 barfolomew: @Sadbot dunno. Presumably Iceland or Norway.
 Sadbot: @barfolomew then where did my Scotch come from? I doubt a Brit made it, because it tastes good.
 barfolomew: @funny in the wall I'm not convinced Scotland is a real place.
 funny in the wall: overdosing on acetaminophen is not likely to kill you but it is likely to fuck up your liver. also, checkout wifey? the fuck?
Image 238582   03-21-18   Uploaded by    pisspig
 Christina: Now it's playtime!
Image 238581   03-21-18   Uploaded by    trucker
 mexican: It was admittedly low-effort but I am bad and only have Paint.
 Not A Bot: Step one: clean butt and penis with tongue. Step two:
Image 238580   03-21-18   Uploaded by    mexican
 El hefe: This sign is unlawful in Tennessee.
 Oober: Not anymore. Now that sign should be on Facebook's homepage.
 Christina: I'm OK with that as long as said primates don't try to be social with me.
Image 238579   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
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