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258178  apoxia: I was born in 1982 and this is how I have always used a cellphone. I just don't get the thumbs thing.

258186  apoxia: Do trees dislike having things nailed to them?

258189  apoxia: New Zealand ignored, yet again.

258202  bug: Opened whole bag of catnip, then got the munchies. Still too stoned to move.

258206  apoxia: I wonder how long the lid was closed.

258209  apoxia: That's a strange prosthetic.

258111  Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258208  addend: Thanks. Not likely, though.

258206  Peter Pantsless: I knew computers could get viruses, but fungal infections?

258139  Annoying Vegan : He looks like the boyfriend in Difficult People

258210  Knice: Humor and airports do not mix well.

258214  Knice: I would pay to see this boi-band.

258149  Annoying Vegan : See that patch of sunlight on top of their head? Thats where I wanna kiss this snug.

258216  Knice: I refer to my ass as 'holy bread.'

258217  Knice: Maybe he could be a spy with that detachable eyeball.

258200  Knice: You know what you did, motherfucker.

258206  Knice: That username.

258162  Annoying Vegan : @Mr. Shine Nothing beats pleats!

258162  Peach: I'm definitely sporty spice. I mean sporty ghost... I mean both.

258188  wolfpk: "I associated them with like weird boxcar hobos and dead bodies thanks to movies" That was safety lesson plan B. It seems to have worked.

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258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

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258106 augustus: @SuedeOxford you get em

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Score:
308
 
 dangerkeith3000: Sounds like it could be an episode of It's Always Sunny.
 Greifer: nooooooooooooo waaaaaaayyyy
 jochenau: ...what?
 Pizza: @wolfpk Give this user a medal
 Pizza: @Dresdenkeogh Yeah, The Sims 2 if it had a neck slider you could play around with.
 wolfpk: If you combine there heads together, then split them equally, you will have two normal heads.
 Dresdenkeogh: They look like video game characters
 Sadbot: Don't give your ex the ol' spicy Ragu, you rats
 Christina: It was a very hot sauce.
Image 238576   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
388
 
 dangerkeith3000: Misuta Suparukuru!
 Slerzy: Washuuuuuuuu
 yawgmoth: Trust Homer-San, he'll treat you good.
Image 238575   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
326
 
 addend: "...or my son..."
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 Fiveninety: needs more jpeg artifacts
 grizzly: @Mr. Shine thank goodness. Also, slightly disappointed.
 Mr. Shine: @grizzly It's not from the show. It's a "rule 34" fan art of a Disney intellectual property.
 grizzly: @Wooden Spoon at least it's AS.
 Wooden Spoon: @grizzly: Phineas and Ferb - After Dark on Adult Swim
 sparename: Eat custard! platyplater
 grizzly: Wow. What children's show is this from?
Image 238574   03-21-18   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
220
 
 Mr Bleak: @Scoo Depends how many times you have to beat it back into the bowl with a big stick.
 BavidDowie: Sometimes you really gotta count it as a two-fer. *shrug*
 jochenau: @KnowLifer Not for me but I guess it varies between people?
 Scoo: @KnowLifer Only twice a day? Is that a normal thing?
 bug: He ded.
 Pizza: Some people have way too much time on their hands. And shit in their bowels.
 wolfpk: One million- shits not given
 KnowLifer: Almost twice a day? Is that a normal thing?
 Sadbot: This is evidence of IBS or a bad diet
 Baby Jesus: The year is young
 Christina: @glenalec Zero shits given.
 Scoo: Almost 4 months in; that's impressive!
 grizzly: I would never remember to do this. I'm proud of your persistence.
 IM AN ASSHOLE: But how many given?
Image 238573   03-21-18   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
281
 
 Side Boob: Thanks, Obama!
 Ulillillia: How dare he fix the economy
 Shay: The original click-bait.
 DimwaldtThrockmorton: they couldn't print it if if wasn't true!
 Mr. Shine: Well, yeah!
 Christina: Those are real facts, not fake news.
Image 238572   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
746
 
 Christina: Exercise your kitteh.
Image 238571   03-21-18   Uploaded by    danny
Score:
474
 
 Ulillillia: Chop off its eyes, escape when it's not able to see where you're going
Image 238570   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
461
 
 cassette1: Inside of a hyphen, its too narrow to quote a person
 Himesama: @Ulillillia As a connoisseur of hentai I love remembering it's a thing.
 Ulillillia: I hate that I remember that vorephilia is a thing
Image 238569   03-21-18   Uploaded by    bromide
Score:
806
 
 XLY: Sharif don't like it//
 Peter Pantsless: That's good stuff right there
 Ulillillia: @Ulillillia Probably banana bread
 Ulillillia: Do you smell what the Mascot is cooking?
 fanny: ahahahahaha!
 Greifer: non me gusta
Image 238568   03-21-18   Uploaded by    fumbduck
Score:
534
 
 fridaynight: At first I read MUSIC - CORN
 Zukero: RAD for NEC keyboard.
 Darmstadtium: This must be a pre-memes keyboard
 Christina: And also a kitteh and doggo button.
 grizzly: We need an aggrogator button.
 Greifer: Hit em both
 Robespierre: In hindsight...
 Nope: And thats how porn music videos were invented
Image 238567   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Pudding
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