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273244  SurfNTurf: Bruh, try moving that decimal a space over to the right to get someone to let your creepy ass crank off on their boots...

273224  dobbiesdoogs: in the beginning I had a lot to say about my father in the middle east but he is not the one that we have seen before that we could check out our new book on this issue of our lives

273224  FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

273263  ignatz: They like computers cos they're warm

273244  eevee: Dirk Stedanko

273242  ignatz: Th Chinese 'Social Credits' plan is straight outta Scarfolk..

273246  ignatz: @sparename my Coeliac grandma switched to tequila- guaranteed wheat-free

273145  Bob: Sorry Canada.

273259  Amy Housewine: * MGM lion roar *

273251  Amy Housewine: Me and my shadow/And now to repeat what I said at the start/They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart

273190  VoR: Singing*

273258  sparename: *-one else does

273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

273255  sparename: Is-a that in the kitchen - Wot ama gonna' do?

273262  sparename: Like the guy who runs the Dutch drivers' roadside cafe - Snack van Open

273246  sparename: My Coeliac friend feels safer with rum

273253  Shay: No sir, our Beauty of North Korea quota is done so scram.

273249  sparename: "Any Mownten Do?"

273254  Shay: *more pylons SFX intensifies*

273255  Shay: Hate to burst your bubble, but there's no casting call for Rat King in the next Michael Bay-raped TMNT movie.

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273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273224 dobbiesdoogs: in the beginning I had a lot to say about my father in the middle east but he is not the one that we have seen before that we could check out our new book on this issue of our lives

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.



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Score:
220
 
 Mr Bleak: @Scoo Depends how many times you have to beat it back into the bowl with a big stick.
 BavidDowie: Sometimes you really gotta count it as a two-fer. *shrug*
 jochenau: @KnowLifer Not for me but I guess it varies between people?
 Scoo: @KnowLifer Only twice a day? Is that a normal thing?
 bug: He ded.
 Pizza: Some people have way too much time on their hands. And shit in their bowels.
 wolfpk: One million- shits not given
 KnowLifer: Almost twice a day? Is that a normal thing?
 Sadbot: This is evidence of IBS or a bad diet
 Baby Jesus: The year is young
 Christina: @glenalec Zero shits given.
 Scoo: Almost 4 months in; that's impressive!
 grizzly: I would never remember to do this. I'm proud of your persistence.
 IM AN ASSHOLE: But how many given?
Image 238573   03-21-18   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
281
 
 Side Boob: Thanks, Obama!
 Ulillillia: How dare he fix the economy
 Shay: The original click-bait.
 DimwaldtThrockmorton: they couldn't print it if if wasn't true!
 Mr. Shine: Well, yeah!
 Christina: Those are real facts, not fake news.
Image 238572   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
746
 
 Christina: Exercise your kitteh.
Image 238571   03-21-18   Uploaded by    danny
Score:
474
 
 Ulillillia: Chop off its eyes, escape when it's not able to see where you're going
Image 238570   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
461
 
 cassette1: Inside of a hyphen, its too narrow to quote a person
 Himesama: @Ulillillia As a connoisseur of hentai I love remembering it's a thing.
 Ulillillia: I hate that I remember that vorephilia is a thing
Image 238569   03-21-18   Uploaded by    bromide
Score:
806
 
 XLY: Sharif don't like it//
 Peter Pantsless: That's good stuff right there
 Ulillillia: @Ulillillia Probably banana bread
 Ulillillia: Do you smell what the Mascot is cooking?
 fanny: ahahahahaha!
 Greifer: non me gusta
Image 238568   03-21-18   Uploaded by    fumbduck
Score:
534
 
 fridaynight: At first I read MUSIC - CORN
 Zukero: RAD for NEC keyboard.
 Darmstadtium: This must be a pre-memes keyboard
 Christina: And also a kitteh and doggo button.
 grizzly: We need an aggrogator button.
 Greifer: Hit em both
 Robespierre: In hindsight...
 Nope: And thats how porn music videos were invented
Image 238567   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Pudding
Score:
664
 
 Christina: Does your girlfriend live in a gated community?
 Mr. Butt: @VoR Duh da. duh DAH!
 skunkrocker: Touch me babe. Can't you see that I am not afraid
 funny in the wall: conjugal visit?
Image 238566   03-21-18   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
325
 
 Side Boob: Really asking a lot of that Segway
 well duh: People like this is one of the many reasons I drink.
 Christina: Gotta keep himself fat.
 funny in the wall: you do you, man
 Robespierre: World's smallest backflow preventer
Image 238565   03-21-18   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
Score:
407
 
 tib gubb: drunk again, on too much medicine...
 well duh: Yuppers, I need this.
 KEKOEKEOEK: As seen in Goop.
 Ulillillia: I love Faygo Rock and Rye
 Not A Bot: here in grand falls nl, this is all a college education will get you.
 XLY: I wanna be a druggist when i grow up
 barfolomew: Uh, yeah, I've got... uh, emphysema. Give me the damn rye.
Image 238564   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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