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268070  Bill Rye: WOT in TARNATION!!!!!

268123  mammal883: What the heck is Rockdale Light?

268134  withak: You can tell you're a mom because you think this is funny.

267455  Mr Bleak: @Mr. Whiskers Can't be - cats type with their asses - or mine does.

268099  Not A Bot: The suspect is two feet tall, black and white with a yellow beak and smells of fish. If you spot a penguin matching that description, flee the area and contact authorities

267957  durian: @trelyate hahahahah

268122  fumbduck: Joe DiCaprio?

268119  MrBoffo: The Cheshire ... WTF?

268019  ignatz: @Mr Bleak What happened?

268106  MrBoffo: This weird water is always wet

268110  Dresdenkeogh: That's one pert Bert.

268110  MrBoffo: Nudity detected (BAD)

268112  MrBoffo: Isn't this done? I thought it was done.

268114  MrBoffo: Eggland's Best

268003  SuedeOxford: His ancestors made peace with the Trackhawk tribe

268116  Side Boob: One ringy dingy...

268110  FormerLurker: Thismakesmefeelfunny

267928  Theimposter: Potato Bone is my dancing name.

267930  Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268114  AdaMan: Trap set

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267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268039 Theimposter: Arm wrestle me bro.

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"



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11. withak: 1603 points
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 Mr Bleak: @Jabberwikket Please ignore the fact that I can't spell Nigeria. Or royalty.
 Amy Housewine: I've been waiting for them to take me to the internet for years. I'm still just looking at these pictures they put on the screen to keep you occupied while you wait for them to come and collect you.
 Peter Pantsless: No, I bought it to look cool
 Jabberwikket: Church: So just remember, the Internet can be a very scary place if you're not prepared. Grif: How do you recommend they prepare? Church: I don't know. Try going to your local middle school chess club. Hand out crystal meth and guns. That might be good practice. (From RvB Real life vs. the Internet)
 tib gubb: the only people ready for the internet are horrible, horrible nerds
 filthylaw: 1. Rad for the days when ITC Garamond Narrow was the official font of Apple. 2. Rad for correctly capitalising Web and Internet
 Bacon Train: Bottom option should be read (and middle green?) and dialog read by Morpheus.
 Christina: Are you ready for pr0n?
 Fiveninety: nobody was ever ready for the internet but we all selected the first option anyway.. and here we are, trapped inside the glowing rectangles
 grizzly: My body was ready. My soul was not.
 barfolomew: Were we ever so young? So innocent?
 Robespierre: In hindsight...
 fanny: I'm not ready! I'M NOT READY!
 Nope: Weird I read this and a spectral form of myself came and tried to click the 3rd option.
Image 238562   03-21-18   Uploaded by    square44
Score:
953
 
 BavidDowie: It's the fuzz! Wait...are *WE* the fuzz??
 VeeKay: Snitches get stitches
 trelyate: you're not ready for the internet!
 Christina: "Silence, don't say stoopid."
Image 238561   03-21-18   Uploaded by    sue
Score:
534
 
 Ulillillia: Come on baby tell me what's the bird, bird up!
 Stom Premben: BIRD UP!
 E. HONDA: "I will eat as many birds as possible"
 Jabberwikket: Big famous. Even the TV!
 tib gubb: this is delightful, and a reminder of the real menace
 tina: Does Builder have an old-timey toothache?
 funny in the wall: @grizzly thanks a bunch
 grizzly: @funny in the wall adactivity.tumblr.com/post/73552347250/…
 barfolomew: I can only dream of crime and ruin as it is.
 Robespierre: I, for one, welcome our birb overlords
 dangerkeith3000: Damn right-wing anti-bird propaganda.
 funny in the wall: i love this picture. anyone know the author? i want more
 Christina: Stop birds!
Image 238560   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Yam
Score:
453
 
 Side Boob: Google says this is China :P
 Dominus Umbrae: Amsterdamnation.
 fidelcastro: That is the exact style of bike I want. But you can't get them in the West :-(
 tib gubb: the ol' recycle pile
 Nope: This bike share program has a lot of givers and not a lot of takers
 bug: The 3D printer is malfunctioning.
 Christina: An apocalyptic vision of Amsterdam.
Image 238559   03-21-18   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
461
 
 E. HONDA: Send her a picture of what she's missing. I hear women really appreciate that.
 grizzly: @barfolomew be prepared.
 VoR: Who knew it was so pudgy under there
 barfolomew: Second date? That's a little optimistic.
 fumbduck: *2're
Image 238558   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Emoji
Score:
779
 
 windows96: this is why the internet exists
 PenguinBartender: Pup can beg for table scraps from two suckers at once.
Image 238557   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
Score:
424
 
 SuedeOxford: Wake up, le sheeple!
 Robespierre: I;m thinking about thos votes
 Greifer: meeeeoueee
 Ulillillia: L'etat, c'est baa.
 Christina: Looking for new Apple products: #238531.
Image 238556   03-21-18   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
399
 
 Big Beagler: @jochenau @Dick Inspector That's to force you to clean the sink while washing your hands.
 jochenau: @Dick Inspector I love being forced to bang my hands against the rim of the nasty public sink repeatedly while I'm trying to wash my hands, it's wonderfully counterproductive.
 Dick Inspector: This kind of thing drives me crazy. And then een if it's a little longer that it hangs over the basin, there's still next to no room for your hands.
 Robespierre: Measure twice...
 bug: Must be cold water.
 dangerkeith3000: In this case, a more bent one would actually be desirable.
 WTF: It's not the size that matters but the flow of the stream!
 Micro Jackson: I can relate
 Christina: It's not as long as you think.
Image 238555   03-21-18   Uploaded by    beyardo
Score:
539
 
 Shay: The greatest crossover of our generation.
 Warrax: Gotta go fat.
 Christina: The fast blue hedgehog jumps over the lazy cat.
Image 238554   03-21-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
967
 
 tib gubb: shut up and take my rad!
 Annoying Vegan : Oh my Dog! The sweetness!
 Urn BooUrn: I don't think she cares for her hat.
 XLY: dang, that is one heckin cute pupper
 lecj07: Wrong sort of virgin sacrifice.
 Christina: Spring doggo.
Image 238553   03-21-18   Uploaded by    satoshi
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