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272549  Mr Bleak: @Air Biscuit Beauty of North Korea.

272930  topcity: That T-Rex isn't to scale

272943  Side Boob: They are just kidding. Cats already control the world.

272873  Side Boob: What? No dinner or flowers?

272869  Urn BooUrn: Instructions unclear, grease burns on dick.

272896  Side Boob: Nothing escapes babushka network.

272952  Niels Bohr: What's she going to do when she realizes she's 3 times smarter than the rest of her family.

272902  Side Boob: I think this is from "Disenchantment" on Netflix. I enjoyed it!

272895  Urn BooUrn: It's recursive, The is a tiny man inside him cosplaying as the convention center. And so on.

272910  Urn BooUrn: Mommmmmmm. Your embarrassing me.

272907  Side Boob: Talk to your puppy about Hitler.

272913  Side Boob: Want to play with both of them!

272923  Side Boob: Raxacoricofallapatorius called...Did you fart?

272931  Side Boob: Sorry about your tuberculosis :(

272933  Side Boob: *Borkfs mechanically*

272934  Not A Bot: too much time on thier hands (or is that too many hands on their time......)

272942  romangreek: A turkey bird in the hand is worth 2 through the windshield

272919  a sedated moose: Doggles.

272832  MasterTwig: Glad there's the red circle at the bottom and the explanatory text at the top. Otherwise I might have missed the joke!

272947  ignatz: Graffiti of.. er, Camel toe in amber?

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272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head



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Mr. Lizard uploaded 272627 (798 points)
SS Keith uploaded 272458 (791 points)
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Score:
424
 
 SuedeOxford: Wake up, le sheeple!
 Robespierre: I;m thinking about thos votes
 Greifer: meeeeoueee
 Ulillillia: L'etat, c'est baa.
 Christina: Looking for new Apple products: #238531.
Image 238556   03-21-18   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
399
 
 Big Beagler: @jochenau @Dick Inspector That's to force you to clean the sink while washing your hands.
 jochenau: @Dick Inspector I love being forced to bang my hands against the rim of the nasty public sink repeatedly while I'm trying to wash my hands, it's wonderfully counterproductive.
 Dick Inspector: This kind of thing drives me crazy. And then een if it's a little longer that it hangs over the basin, there's still next to no room for your hands.
 Robespierre: Measure twice...
 bug: Must be cold water.
 dangerkeith3000: In this case, a more bent one would actually be desirable.
 WTF: It's not the size that matters but the flow of the stream!
 Micro Jackson: I can relate
 Christina: It's not as long as you think.
Image 238555   03-21-18   Uploaded by    beyardo
Score:
539
 
 Shay: The greatest crossover of our generation.
 Warrax: Gotta go fat.
 Christina: The fast blue hedgehog jumps over the lazy cat.
Image 238554   03-21-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
967
 
 tib gubb: shut up and take my rad!
 Annoying Vegan : Oh my Dog! The sweetness!
 Urn BooUrn: I don't think she cares for her hat.
 XLY: dang, that is one heckin cute pupper
 lecj07: Wrong sort of virgin sacrifice.
 Christina: Spring doggo.
Image 238553   03-21-18   Uploaded by    satoshi
Score:
556
 
 Mr Bleak: @Micro Jackson VHS? Goddamnit boy, Betamax was good enough for Pappy, and it's good enough for you!
 tib gubb: and people wonder why hardcore nerds are so cynical
 Beef Supreme: Its Friends episode title could be "The one where Chandler and Rachel shill for Bill".
 Beef Supreme: That came free with a Windows 95 preorder.
 XLY: this porn is weird
 Warrax: And they said computer nerds couldn't get friends.
 Micro Jackson: Do you have this on VHS?
 Christina: If you are Windows, why is your symbol a flag?
 Winterneuro: Theyll be there for you when the rain starts to fall and u need to learn windows
 Ihminen: to say "this is pretty 90's" is an understatement
Image 238552   03-21-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
589
 
 140bpm: @funny in the wall rad for this
 totaljihad: Laughter is the best medicine or not?
 funny in the wall: don't worry, you were not going to accomplish shit anyway
 Robespierre: Stahp, khar
 Micro Jackson: -Barfs-
 Ulillillia: I'm so sorry for you.
 sparename: When you're trying to fart without shitting yourself...
 Christina: Same.
Image 238551   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Image 238550 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by BoiledEggs. We'll pray for you, BoiledEggs.
Score:
617
 
 dangerkeith3000: When you shave your junk and she cancels the 2nd date.
 Micro Jackson: That's not the ground.....
 Shay: Did that contaminated water mutate it to a sewer rat?
Image 238549   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Dobly
Score:
350
 
 Dick Inspector: They did this at my alma mater at the first rain of the season, but with fewer clothes.
 obama: Furiously googling 'diagnostic criteria for ants in the pants'.
 sundragon: Does your boyfriend like to cross-dress?
 FabricMan: Hope he can breathe in that thing
 Robespierre: (bagpipes playing)
 wolfpk: You can tell the guy who has a "decency clause" on his scholarship.
Image 238548   03-21-18   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
486
 
 chelseachels: @barfolomew - I used to be considered a local expert on the matter of pet mice (by which I mean 'Pets and Vets' magazine scraped my very-mid-90's web page on the topic - with permission and accreditation). Paper magazine and I was a little sad when I lost the copy they sent me during an international move. Then a copy turned up in my Doctor's waiting room and they let me have it.
 tib gubb: delicious
 Beef Supreme: "I'm talking about real baby back ribs. Falling off the bone tender!" Man, I miss Sealab 2021.
 barfolomew: @glenalec I was unaware of this! Thank your for teaching me something new today.
 flushpuppy: Sometimes cats are so cute I want to eat them. Not literally because that would hurt the cat, but for example I want to put their ears in my mouth and make nyung nyung nyung noises. For more information see the flesh speech from David Cronenbergs The Fly (1986)
 snipdawg: @barfolomew - some mammals do eat their young, either as a stress response or they are new to parenting and don't realise where the placenta ends and the baby begins. When breeding rodents, a one-off incident is considered unfortunate, but if they do it again, you best not breed that one any more.
 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I heard that baby meat kinda taste like fish of all things. When we get older tho, our meat starts to taste more like pork. So I've been told.
 Shay: Every once in awhile you get a hunkering for California cheeseburgers.
 Ulillillia: I want my baby back baby back baby back...ribs
 Warrax: Just returning it from whence it came, nothing more natural.
 barfolomew: This seems evolutionarily implausible.
 Christina: I've heard that babies taste good, is it true?
 Christina: The ugly truth about every cannibalistic mother.
Image 238547   03-21-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
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