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243839  lecj07: Don't lock your knees in formation.

243839  Warrax: Stoned and hammered.

243841  Warrax: Brb, gotta use the head.

243841  lecj07: Bet that hurt coming out.

243838  tib gubb: oh, so it's that simple then

243781  Shay: Har har HARDY har har! That's a riot!

243830  San DoDo: The death defying stunts these guys get up to..

243796  Shay: Put me down you prick.

243836  ThoughtlessGentleman: what a charming place to get stabbed in the ass with a rusty pitchfork.

243823  Not A Bot: Nuka Cola Quantum Ultra.

243810  Shay: DENTAL PLAN

243834  Shay: What's this rubbish?

243833  WannaBee: He*s all puppered out.

243813  Supermansbrother: @Warrax Yes.

243835  fanny: why go through all the hair and makeup trouble before you sports?

243793  wolfpk: That's an expensive boat.

243805  WannaBee: @jochenau @Yurishiro when I try to use an apostrophe it doesnt work so I use an asterisk instead like this (doesn*t)

243802  wolfpk: This can't be the first time they have done this. So, I bet there were signs warning about it. Yeah, I know. Who pays attention to signs?

243813  wolfpk: Put a tiger in your tank; and hope it stays there!

243834  Sadbot: ! ? !?

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2. Yurishiro
3. dangerkeith3000
4. Teechur
5. Felicity
6. Christina
7. tib gubb
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9. wolfpk
10. Air Biscuit



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243534 Teechur: @fanny @Felicity Ok. Now I'm on my phone. Let's see if it works. I'm still not sure what you mean about the different types of apostrophes.

243638 XLY: holy shit

243564 Robespierre: A Murican, one of those "I don't give a shit about your worthless sponge life or your shithole planet" "badasses". Bet he says he's a Christian, too.

243778 Munkybut: Those hard to read deathmetal band names are getting out of hand

243787 drtofu: Holding in the poop. (Its a line for the bathroom!)

243786 Christina: For that, he needs cream: m.youtube.com/….

243783 raditzu: @White Rice "I don't wanna talk about it"

243654 Darmstadtium: Is that what 'carnitas' are?

243805 WannaBee: @jochenau @Yurishiro when I try to use an apostrophe it doesnt work so I use an asterisk instead like this (doesn*t)

243797 sparename: Luxury Stair Extensions



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sorghum uploaded 243336 (985 points)
gulpeg uploaded 243339 (972 points)
electrode uploaded 243585 (958 points)
saluted uploaded 243591 (930 points)
veryblue uploaded 243601 (929 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 243497 (925 points)
a robot uploaded 243605 (916 points)
Relp uploaded 243397 (911 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 243346 (869 points)


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 6. Mr. Shine: 2958 points
 7. Not A Bot: 2954 points
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 9. Mexico: 2629 points
10. pewdiepie: 2506 points
11. Scoo: 2036 points
12. saluted: 1964 points
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14. meh: 1909 points
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Score:
424
 
 SuedeOxford: Wake up, le sheeple!
 Robespierre: I;m thinking about thos votes
 Greifer: meeeeoueee
 Ulillillia: L'etat, c'est baa.
 Christina: Looking for new Apple products: #238531.
Image 238556   03-21-18   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
399
 
 Yurishiro: @jochenau @Dick Inspector That's to force you to clean the sink while washing your hands.
 jochenau: @Dick Inspector I love being forced to bang my hands against the rim of the nasty public sink repeatedly while I'm trying to wash my hands, it's wonderfully counterproductive.
 Dick Inspector: This kind of thing drives me crazy. And then een if it's a little longer that it hangs over the basin, there's still next to no room for your hands.
 Robespierre: Measure twice...
 bug: Must be cold water.
 dangerkeith3000: In this case, a more bent one would actually be desirable.
 WTF: It's not the size that matters but the flow of the stream!
 Micro Jackson: I can relate
 Christina: It's not as long as you think.
Image 238555   03-21-18   Uploaded by    beyardo
Score:
539
 
 Shay: The greatest crossover of our generation.
 Warrax: Gotta go fat.
 Christina: The fast blue hedgehog jumps over the lazy cat.
Image 238554   03-21-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
967
 
 tib gubb: shut up and take my rad!
 Annoying Vegan : Oh my Dog! The sweetness!
 Urn BooUrn: I don't think she cares for her hat.
 XLY: dang, that is one heckin cute pupper
 lecj07: Wrong sort of virgin sacrifice.
 Christina: Spring doggo.
Image 238553   03-21-18   Uploaded by    satoshi
Score:
556
 
 Mr Bleak: @Micro Jackson VHS? Goddamnit boy, Betamax was good enough for Pappy, and it's good enough for you!
 tib gubb: and people wonder why hardcore nerds are so cynical
 Beef Supreme: Its Friends episode title could be "The one where Chandler and Rachel shill for Bill".
 Beef Supreme: That came free with a Windows 95 preorder.
 XLY: this porn is weird
 Warrax: And they said computer nerds couldn't get friends.
 Micro Jackson: Do you have this on VHS?
 Christina: If you are Windows, why is your symbol a flag?
 Winterneuro: Theyll be there for you when the rain starts to fall and u need to learn windows
 Ihminen: to say "this is pretty 90's" is an understatement
Image 238552   03-21-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
564
 
 140bpm: @funny in the wall rad for this
 Yurishiro: Laughter is the best medicine or not?
 funny in the wall: don't worry, you were not going to accomplish shit anyway
 Robespierre: Stahp, khar
 Micro Jackson: -Barfs-
 Ulillillia: I'm so sorry for you.
 sparename: When you're trying to fart without shitting yourself...
 Christina: Same.
Image 238551   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Image 238550 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by BoiledEggs. Your image was bad, BoiledEggs.
Score:
617
 
 dangerkeith3000: When you shave your junk and she cancels the 2nd date.
 Micro Jackson: That's not the ground.....
 Shay: Did that contaminated water mutate it to a sewer rat?
Image 238549   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Dobly
Score:
350
 
 Dick Inspector: They did this at my alma mater at the first rain of the season, but with fewer clothes.
 VeeKay: Furiously googling 'diagnostic criteria for ants in the pants'.
 glenalec: Does your boyfriend like to cross-dress?
 FabricMan: Hope he can breathe in that thing
 Robespierre: (bagpipes playing)
 wolfpk: You can tell the guy who has a "decency clause" on his scholarship.
Image 238548   03-21-18   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
486
 
 glenalec: @barfolomew - I used to be considered a local expert on the matter of pet mice (by which I mean 'Pets and Vets' magazine scraped my very-mid-90's web page on the topic - with permission and accreditation). Paper magazine and I was a little sad when I lost the copy they sent me during an international move. Then a copy turned up in my Doctor's waiting room and they let me have it.
 tib gubb: delicious
 Beef Supreme: "I'm talking about real baby back ribs. Falling off the bone tender!" Man, I miss Sealab 2021.
 barfolomew: @glenalec I was unaware of this! Thank your for teaching me something new today.
 Felicity: Sometimes cats are so cute I want to eat them. Not literally because that would hurt the cat, but for example I want to put their ears in my mouth and make nyung nyung nyung noises. For more information see the flesh speech from David Cronenbergs /The Fly/ (1986)
 glenalec: @barfolomew - some mammals do eat their young, either as a stress response or they are new to parenting and don't realise where the placenta ends and the baby begins. When breeding rodents, a one-off incident is considered unfortunate, but if they do it again, you best not breed that one any more.
 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I heard that baby meat kinda taste like fish of all things. When we get older tho, our meat starts to taste more like pork. So I've been told.
 Shay: Every once in awhile you get a hunkering for California cheeseburgers.
 Ulillillia: I want my baby back baby back baby back...ribs
 Warrax: Just returning it from whence it came, nothing more natural.
 barfolomew: This seems evolutionarily implausible.
 Christina: I've heard that babies taste good, is it true?
 Christina: The ugly truth about every cannibalistic mother.
Image 238547   03-21-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
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