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258419  Annoying Vegan : So, youre stuck in this rat race waiting for a 6am train, while someone else is pursuing their lifes greatest dream.

258418  grizzly: You bad friend!

258363  lecj07: @Peter Pantsless Yeah, all he does is narc to the fat controller.

258365  lecj07: @Annoying Vegan he thought you might be dead and was about to perform CPR.

258410  Annoying Vegan : @Prostata Snug Dog Round Corg!

258365  Annoying Vegan : @hajjpodge Nah, only in the mornings, at exactly the same time- corgis love a schedule, and have a freakishly accurate internal clock.

258383  lecj07: She must be the model used to get that t&a pose for comic book females.

258419  Solemn: I've always seen rapping as really bad poetry.

258386  lecj07: This implies Rapunzel will garrote Mickey with her hair. I am ok with this.

258418  Solemn: @Not A Bot Hey, that's my line!

258412  Solemn: Fun fact: this is an article from 'The Foghorn News', the paper of Del Mar College in Corpus Christi, Texas. There's a version of this on their website, with several people yelling at the author to take down the article due to it contradicting various articles of scripture, which they happily list for the reader's benefit.

258417  AlexDeLarge: Sorry, goose, but it's time to buzz the tower

258412  Mr. Shine: @AlexDeLarge that's likely.

258419  Mr. Shine: Most likely true.

258402  AlexDeLarge: Hyperbolic parabaloid *beep* yo mama!

258412  AlexDeLarge: He wanted an excuse to show off stuff from his deviantart page?

258418  Not A Bot: I'm amazed that they had enough letters to spell 'tyrannosaurus' three times.

258365  hajjpodge: @Annoying Vegan Maybe you have sleep apnea and you're disturbing him.

258380  hajjpodge: Finally, a wrinkle removing cream that REALLY works!

257419  Mr Bleak: Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ...

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258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258270 berlin: me too

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious



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Score:
967
 
 tib gubb: shut up and take my rad!
 Annoying Vegan : Oh my Dog! The sweetness!
 Urn BooUrn: I don't think she cares for her hat.
 XLY: dang, that is one heckin cute pupper
 lecj07: Wrong sort of virgin sacrifice.
 Christina: Spring doggo.
Image 238553   03-21-18   Uploaded by    satoshi
Score:
556
 
 Mr Bleak: @Micro Jackson VHS? Goddamnit boy, Betamax was good enough for Pappy, and it's good enough for you!
 tib gubb: and people wonder why hardcore nerds are so cynical
 Beef Supreme: Its Friends episode title could be "The one where Chandler and Rachel shill for Bill".
 Beef Supreme: That came free with a Windows 95 preorder.
 XLY: this porn is weird
 Warrax: And they said computer nerds couldn't get friends.
 Micro Jackson: Do you have this on VHS?
 Christina: If you are Windows, why is your symbol a flag?
 Winterneuro: Theyll be there for you when the rain starts to fall and u need to learn windows
 Ihminen: to say "this is pretty 90's" is an understatement
Image 238552   03-21-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
589
 
 140bpm: @funny in the wall rad for this
 totaljihad: Laughter is the best medicine or not?
 funny in the wall: don't worry, you were not going to accomplish shit anyway
 Robespierre: Stahp, khar
 Micro Jackson: -Barfs-
 Ulillillia: I'm so sorry for you.
 sparename: When you're trying to fart without shitting yourself...
 Christina: Same.
Image 238551   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Image 238550 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by BoiledEggs. Boo, BoiledEggs.
Score:
617
 
 dangerkeith3000: When you shave your junk and she cancels the 2nd date.
 Micro Jackson: That's not the ground.....
 Shay: Did that contaminated water mutate it to a sewer rat?
Image 238549   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Dobly
Score:
350
 
 Dick Inspector: They did this at my alma mater at the first rain of the season, but with fewer clothes.
 VeeKay: Furiously googling 'diagnostic criteria for ants in the pants'.
 sundragon: Does your boyfriend like to cross-dress?
 FabricMan: Hope he can breathe in that thing
 Robespierre: (bagpipes playing)
 wolfpk: You can tell the guy who has a "decency clause" on his scholarship.
Image 238548   03-21-18   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
486
 
 chelseachels: @barfolomew - I used to be considered a local expert on the matter of pet mice (by which I mean 'Pets and Vets' magazine scraped my very-mid-90's web page on the topic - with permission and accreditation). Paper magazine and I was a little sad when I lost the copy they sent me during an international move. Then a copy turned up in my Doctor's waiting room and they let me have it.
 tib gubb: delicious
 Beef Supreme: "I'm talking about real baby back ribs. Falling off the bone tender!" Man, I miss Sealab 2021.
 barfolomew: @glenalec I was unaware of this! Thank your for teaching me something new today.
 flushpuppy: Sometimes cats are so cute I want to eat them. Not literally because that would hurt the cat, but for example I want to put their ears in my mouth and make nyung nyung nyung noises. For more information see the flesh speech from David Cronenbergs The Fly (1986)
 snipdawg: @barfolomew - some mammals do eat their young, either as a stress response or they are new to parenting and don't realise where the placenta ends and the baby begins. When breeding rodents, a one-off incident is considered unfortunate, but if they do it again, you best not breed that one any more.
 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I heard that baby meat kinda taste like fish of all things. When we get older tho, our meat starts to taste more like pork. So I've been told.
 Shay: Every once in awhile you get a hunkering for California cheeseburgers.
 Ulillillia: I want my baby back baby back baby back...ribs
 Warrax: Just returning it from whence it came, nothing more natural.
 barfolomew: This seems evolutionarily implausible.
 Christina: I've heard that babies taste good, is it true?
 Christina: The ugly truth about every cannibalistic mother.
Image 238547   03-21-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
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 tib gubb: large kitty
 potato: 10/10 would cuddle and get mauled.
 karmakat: @Christina that's just urban legend.
 Micro Jackson: swipe right
 wolfpk: Why do you want to eat your baby?.... Oh me, not your baby. Ok that clears thing aaaggghhhh
 Christina: @karmakat Yet, so dangerous.
 karmakat: aw, so adorable!
 Ulillillia: He seems nice.
 Christina: I wanna eat your baby, too.
 Robespierre: "I got a tree over dere I wanna drag you up into, hoomin"
 ping: Well hello there cutie.
Image 238546   03-21-18   Uploaded by    drhenry
Score:
299
 
 spacedawg: The bald one is Jewish Santa!
 VeeKay: Flavortown city council.
 genius: That looks like Joel Hodgson on the left
 Micro Jackson: Geez, guys!
 Winterneuro: One of these things do not belong.
 funny in the wall: this is a weird animorph
 Ihminen: ah I see Guy Fieri has the elusive purple rank
Image 238545   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
230
 
 Mr Bleak: @Yurishiro That automatically comes with the job, I understand.
 tea: You are not wrong.
 BavidDowie: 1 Dope Pope #FrankTheTank
 Mentos Pormer: How are they going to get THAT through the eye of the needle!
 dangerkeith3000: I have no idea what this picture is about.
 bug: Or "Good luck squeezing this through a needle."
 bug: Or a passive aggressive parking note.
 bug: Should have gone with dickbutt.
 Christina: He couldn't do it in his head.
Image 238544   03-21-18   Uploaded by    sodamachine
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