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244476  Christina: Catdrone.

244472  OldKentuckyShark: Go home, Doug

244474  tib gubb: i've been drunk, but never "purchased a bouncy castle" drunk

244465  WTF: @Sandor The world as a whole...

244466  WTF: 6. The chest-covering flap vibrates.

244293  tib gubb: good old americananian ingenuity

244473  funny in the wall: fuck yeah, go sweden.

244471  WTF: Still not flat enough!

244466  VoR: 5. Hole in the floor

244467  VoR: Resting on birch face

244462  Sandor: Is the teacher Contact Commander's brother?

244465  Sandor: Would be better without Garfield

244467  tib gubb: resting birb face

244480  sparename: Single or double?

244408  PenguinBartender: @lecj07 Overall, they had to be realistic and acknowledge they'd lose fewer of their numbers to their own weapons if they just cut off their own ring fingers.

244462  VeeKay: Unrealistic standard of NASCAR drivers ed.

244469  funny in the wall: are we saying that tide is the tortured artist and not a soulless evil corporation?

244440  PenguinBartender: Foiled!

244443  PenguinBartender: FIGHT!

244468  VeeKay: Truly a turd among images that don't actually show a turd.

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244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244359 FireBreathingMarmot: Finally!

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244440 PenguinBartender: Foiled!

244199 lecj07: I want to see her pick up loose change.

244406 Side Boob: Same.



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 6. Scoo: 4905 points
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11. waaaaaat: 2834 points
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Score:
967
 
 tib gubb: shut up and take my rad!
 Annoying Vegan : Oh my Dog! The sweetness!
 Urn BooUrn: I don't think she cares for her hat.
 XLY: dang, that is one heckin cute pupper
 lecj07: Wrong sort of virgin sacrifice.
 Christina: Spring doggo.
Image 238553   03-21-18   Uploaded by    satoshi
Score:
556
 
 Mr Bleak: @Micro Jackson VHS? Goddamnit boy, Betamax was good enough for Pappy, and it's good enough for you!
 tib gubb: and people wonder why hardcore nerds are so cynical
 Beef Supreme: Its Friends episode title could be "The one where Chandler and Rachel shill for Bill".
 Beef Supreme: That came free with a Windows 95 preorder.
 XLY: this porn is weird
 Warrax: And they said computer nerds couldn't get friends.
 Micro Jackson: Do you have this on VHS?
 Christina: If you are Windows, why is your symbol a flag?
 Winterneuro: Theyll be there for you when the rain starts to fall and u need to learn windows
 Ihminen: to say "this is pretty 90's" is an understatement
Image 238552   03-21-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
564
 
 140bpm: @funny in the wall rad for this
 Yurishiro: Laughter is the best medicine or not?
 funny in the wall: don't worry, you were not going to accomplish shit anyway
 Robespierre: Stahp, khar
 Micro Jackson: -Barfs-
 Ulillillia: I'm so sorry for you.
 sparename: When you're trying to fart without shitting yourself...
 Christina: Same.
Image 238551   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Image 238550 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by BoiledEggs. Boo, BoiledEggs.
Score:
617
 
 dangerkeith3000: When you shave your junk and she cancels the 2nd date.
 Micro Jackson: That's not the ground.....
 Shay: Did that contaminated water mutate it to a sewer rat?
Image 238549   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Dobly
Score:
350
 
 Dick Inspector: They did this at my alma mater at the first rain of the season, but with fewer clothes.
 VeeKay: Furiously googling 'diagnostic criteria for ants in the pants'.
 glenalec: Does your boyfriend like to cross-dress?
 FabricMan: Hope he can breathe in that thing
 Robespierre: (bagpipes playing)
 wolfpk: You can tell the guy who has a "decency clause" on his scholarship.
Image 238548   03-21-18   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
486
 
 glenalec: @barfolomew - I used to be considered a local expert on the matter of pet mice (by which I mean 'Pets and Vets' magazine scraped my very-mid-90's web page on the topic - with permission and accreditation). Paper magazine and I was a little sad when I lost the copy they sent me during an international move. Then a copy turned up in my Doctor's waiting room and they let me have it.
 tib gubb: delicious
 Beef Supreme: "I'm talking about real baby back ribs. Falling off the bone tender!" Man, I miss Sealab 2021.
 barfolomew: @glenalec I was unaware of this! Thank your for teaching me something new today.
 Felicity: Sometimes cats are so cute I want to eat them. Not literally because that would hurt the cat, but for example I want to put their ears in my mouth and make nyung nyung nyung noises. For more information see the flesh speech from David Cronenbergs /The Fly/ (1986)
 glenalec: @barfolomew - some mammals do eat their young, either as a stress response or they are new to parenting and don't realise where the placenta ends and the baby begins. When breeding rodents, a one-off incident is considered unfortunate, but if they do it again, you best not breed that one any more.
 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I heard that baby meat kinda taste like fish of all things. When we get older tho, our meat starts to taste more like pork. So I've been told.
 Shay: Every once in awhile you get a hunkering for California cheeseburgers.
 Ulillillia: I want my baby back baby back baby back...ribs
 Warrax: Just returning it from whence it came, nothing more natural.
 barfolomew: This seems evolutionarily implausible.
 Christina: I've heard that babies taste good, is it true?
 Christina: The ugly truth about every cannibalistic mother.
Image 238547   03-21-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
1133
 
 tib gubb: large kitty
 Yurishiro: 10/10 would cuddle and get mauled.
 karmakat: @Christina that's just urban legend.
 Micro Jackson: swipe right
 wolfpk: Why do you want to eat your baby?.... Oh me, not your baby. Ok that clears thing aaaggghhhh
 Christina: @karmakat Yet, so dangerous.
 karmakat: aw, so adorable!
 Ulillillia: He seems nice.
 Christina: I wanna eat your baby, too.
 Robespierre: "I got a tree over dere I wanna drag you up into, hoomin"
 ping: Well hello there cutie.
Image 238546   03-21-18   Uploaded by    drhenry
Score:
299
 
 Yurishiro: The bald one is Jewish Santa!
 VeeKay: Flavortown city council.
 Felicity: That looks like Joel Hodgson on the left
 Micro Jackson: Geez, guys!
 Winterneuro: One of these things do not belong.
 funny in the wall: this is a weird animorph
 Ihminen: ah I see Guy Fieri has the elusive purple rank
Image 238545   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
230
 
 Mr Bleak: @Yurishiro That automatically comes with the job, I understand.
 Yurishiro: You are not wrong.
 BavidDowie: 1 Dope Pope #FrankTheTank
 glenalec: How are they going to get THAT through the eye of the needle!
 dangerkeith3000: I have no idea what this picture is about.
 bug: Or "Good luck squeezing this through a needle."
 bug: Or a passive aggressive parking note.
 bug: Should have gone with dickbutt.
 Christina: He couldn't do it in his head.
Image 238544   03-21-18   Uploaded by    sodamachine
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