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273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

273255  sparename: Is-a that in the kitchen - Wot ama gonna' do?

273262  sparename: Like the guy who runs the Dutch drivers' roadside cafe - Snack van Open

273246  sparename: My Coeliac friend feels safer with rum

273253  Shay: No sir, our Beauty of North Korea quota is done so scram.

273249  sparename: "Any Mownten Do?"

273254  Shay: *more pylons SFX intensifies*

273255  Shay: Hate to burst your bubble, but there's no casting call for Rat King in the next Michael Bay-raped TMNT movie.

273258  Shay: But Jesus loves vacancies.

273224  charlemagne: @charlemagne I don't like this game

273224  charlemagne: In the beginning of the month but it will have the phantasy the the same mix and I have been attacked the to the next black hooded jacket with you on Monday at noon and the other hand if it looks as long it would make me sleep

273147  kswat: @Amy Housewine of course!

273258  Fiveninety: i didn't think so

273246  funy speling: What's wrong with his hand?

273256  addend: Most of it still looks edible and delicious.

273215  Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273198  addend: Question 2: Do you like me, though I am not pizza?

273215  Sadbot: @Air Biscuit Kind of? It's fermented like mead but tastes different. It's called tej

273260  WannaBee: Aww... He's had a ruff day!

273224  WannaBee: In the beginning of the day and I didnt know what to do with it haha was the day I was going to go to bed and I have to take a shower.

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273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"



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Score:
299
 
 spacedawg: The bald one is Jewish Santa!
 Ment Thorp: Flavortown city council.
 genius: That looks like Joel Hodgson on the left
 Micro Jackson: Geez, guys!
 Winterneuro: One of these things do not belong.
 funny in the wall: this is a weird animorph
 Ihminen: ah I see Guy Fieri has the elusive purple rank
Image 238545   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
230
 
 Mr Bleak: @Yurishiro That automatically comes with the job, I understand.
 tea: You are not wrong.
 BavidDowie: 1 Dope Pope #FrankTheTank
 Mentos Pormer: How are they going to get THAT through the eye of the needle!
 dangerkeith3000: I have no idea what this picture is about.
 bug: Or "Good luck squeezing this through a needle."
 bug: Or a passive aggressive parking note.
 bug: Should have gone with dickbutt.
 Christina: He couldn't do it in his head.
Image 238544   03-21-18   Uploaded by    sodamachine
Score:
318
 
 Chinese Buffet: @Ulillillia well duh!
 Ulillillia: @Yurishiro Also change green to purple
 Gonzo: @ping You know you have to put mascot in place of that dude right?
Image 238543   03-21-18   Uploaded by    flatluigi
Score:
385
 
 Colty Brumb: So that's what that "Ease on the Ass" sign was all about!
 tib gubb: it's baffling to me, how ignorant people are to their sewage system
 grid: @FabricMan Use the bushes provided please.
 FabricMan: Vomit?
 dangerkeith3000: What if I gotta go #3?
 Micro Jackson: I don't love The Management
 Fiveninety: i like how they covered all bases here and remembered to put that pee and poo can be flushed.. this is really thorough
 Phum Munts: Management sounds like they ain't keeping up their pipes
 Fullhouse: The extra-careful Clark Kent who didn't make it: SUPERMINDFUL
 Ulillillia: Very interesting
 bromide: Please use the machete provided..
Image 238542   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
Score:
157
 
 livelovebarf: As seen in Goop (sad story) :-/
 Mad Collager: It's a shame she's stuck with non-flattering horizontal stripes.
 waffles: Where's the third panel BOO BEES?!
Image 238541   03-21-18   Uploaded by    pusha p
Score:
633
 
 fumbduck: It's motherhecking stick birb!
 Christina: Acrobat owl.
 Robespierre: Your aura, Dora - is it real angora?
 Mark As Read: Grow the rest of the fucking owl..
Image 238540   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
Score:
249
 
 Popsicle Dream: Keep it in the freezer
 wolfpk: @bug It shoots first. (Well at least it use to)
 bug: Good for shots.
 Christina: Drink it solo.
 barfolomew: @Not A Bot got Han?
 Not A Bot: got ham?
Image 238539   03-21-18   Uploaded by    satoshi
Score:
1072
 
 tib gubb: dunno what this is, but it gets a rad
 fink: @WTF Ja, beiherhund, das oder die flipperwalt gesput
 Slug Wind: @FabricMan I suggest: Es ist Mittwoch, Leute!
 FabricMan: I thought the correct term was "Typen"
 weed poop: MITTe der WOCHe
 Dominus Umbrae: KEEEEEEEEEEERRRLEEEE
 Christina: @WTF Stop this French, we all speak only American here.
 WTF: Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer?
 a sedated moose: Should I badvote this because it's not the right kind of timely?
 Ulillillia: Jajajajaja
 Robespierre: DUUUUUDE!
Image 238538   03-21-18   Uploaded by    firesoup
Score:
702
 
 dangerkeith3000: I like it when people get creative when making their porn.
 Side Boob: One of my biggest disappointments growing up was finding out that banks didnt use those bags.
 Christina: Caught in the act!
 Robespierre: Bagged & tagged
 barfolomew: This is one of those SFW porn photomanipulations, right?
Image 238537   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Drump Porbs
Score:
551
 
 tears as lube: Lister did it better.
 whiplash: @ignatz - A roller-sign slamming down on the foot you are holding the base down with work well too! Lasts for months!
 Darmstadtium: ... Or you could simply wear closed shoes.
 Clim Tinties: a hammer also works but takes a couple days (you may sense the tone of bitter experience here)
Image 238536   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
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