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243839  lecj07: Don't lock your knees in formation.

243839  Warrax: Stoned and hammered.

243841  Warrax: Brb, gotta use the head.

243841  lecj07: Bet that hurt coming out.

243838  tib gubb: oh, so it's that simple then

243781  Shay: Har har HARDY har har! That's a riot!

243830  San DoDo: The death defying stunts these guys get up to..

243796  Shay: Put me down you prick.

243836  ThoughtlessGentleman: what a charming place to get stabbed in the ass with a rusty pitchfork.

243823  Not A Bot: Nuka Cola Quantum Ultra.

243810  Shay: DENTAL PLAN

243834  Shay: What's this rubbish?

243833  WannaBee: He*s all puppered out.

243813  Supermansbrother: @Warrax Yes.

243835  fanny: why go through all the hair and makeup trouble before you sports?

243793  wolfpk: That's an expensive boat.

243805  WannaBee: @jochenau @Yurishiro when I try to use an apostrophe it doesnt work so I use an asterisk instead like this (doesn*t)

243802  wolfpk: This can't be the first time they have done this. So, I bet there were signs warning about it. Yeah, I know. Who pays attention to signs?

243813  wolfpk: Put a tiger in your tank; and hope it stays there!

243834  Sadbot: ! ? !?

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3. dangerkeith3000
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243534 Teechur: @fanny @Felicity Ok. Now I'm on my phone. Let's see if it works. I'm still not sure what you mean about the different types of apostrophes.

243638 XLY: holy shit

243564 Robespierre: A Murican, one of those "I don't give a shit about your worthless sponge life or your shithole planet" "badasses". Bet he says he's a Christian, too.

243778 Munkybut: Those hard to read deathmetal band names are getting out of hand

243787 drtofu: Holding in the poop. (Its a line for the bathroom!)

243786 Christina: For that, he needs cream: m.youtube.com/….

243783 raditzu: @White Rice "I don't wanna talk about it"

243654 Darmstadtium: Is that what 'carnitas' are?

243805 WannaBee: @jochenau @Yurishiro when I try to use an apostrophe it doesnt work so I use an asterisk instead like this (doesn*t)

243797 sparename: Luxury Stair Extensions



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sorghum uploaded 243336 (985 points)
gulpeg uploaded 243339 (972 points)
electrode uploaded 243585 (958 points)
saluted uploaded 243591 (930 points)
veryblue uploaded 243601 (929 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 243497 (925 points)
a robot uploaded 243605 (916 points)
Relp uploaded 243397 (911 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 243346 (869 points)


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10. pewdiepie: 2506 points
11. Scoo: 2036 points
12. saluted: 1964 points
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 tib gubb: dunno what this is, but it gets a rad
 Felicity: @WTF Ja, beiherhund, das oder die flipperwalt gesput
 GoGo Robotto: @FabricMan I suggest: Es ist Mittwoch, Leute!
 FabricMan: I thought the correct term was "Typen"
 GoGo Robotto: MITTe der WOCHe
 Yurishiro: KEEEEEEEEEEERRRLEEEE
 Christina: @WTF Stop this French, we all speak only American here.
 WTF: Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer?
 a sedated moose: Should I badvote this because it's not the right kind of timely?
 Ulillillia: Jajajajaja
 Robespierre: DUUUUUDE!
Image 238538   03-21-18   Uploaded by    firesoup
Score:
702
 
 dangerkeith3000: I like it when people get creative when making their porn.
 Side Boob: One of my biggest disappointments growing up was finding out that banks didnt use those bags.
 Christina: Caught in the act!
 Robespierre: Bagged & tagged
 barfolomew: This is one of those SFW porn photomanipulations, right?
Image 238537   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Drump Porbs
Score:
551
 
 glenalec: Lister did it better.
 glenalec: @ignatz - A roller-sign slamming down on the foot you are holding the base down with work well too! Lasts for months!
 Darmstadtium: ... Or you could simply wear closed shoes.
 ignatz: a hammer also works but takes a couple days (you may sense the tone of bitter experience here)
Image 238536   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
283
 
 Yurishiro: Comes with a portable toilet and anus soothing cream.
 BavidDowie: It's plaid!?
 VeeKay: Scrolling down spoiled this pic.
 Hyphae: I love you, @Not A Bot
 Not A Bot: My anaconda actually has an upper limit. I failed to previously mention that in the rap song and that's my bad.
Image 238535   03-21-18   Uploaded by    queezy farm
Score:
381
 
 Mr. Butt: @salmiakki @ignatz [The X-Files music]
 ignatz: @salmiakki (?) I don't understand your question
 salmiakki: Who are you @ignatz
 glenalec: We have these here at work. First push to wet your soapy hands, second push to rinse gets soap all over the tap (keeps it nice and clean, I guess).
 Not A Bot: Who would hate gamers enough to give them a Coke Zero?
 ignatz: 4 seconds is plenty of time to scald off the epidermis
Image 238534   03-21-18   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
390
 
 glenalec: The scene is dark and full of errors.
 tib gubb: this sums up my problem with game of thrones
 Felicity: Good. I dont like pre-technological settings
 bug: Crap, now we'll have to call them White Drivers.
 Warrax: So you're telling me game of thrones isn't real? I fucking knew it. All along. This is going to seriously shock some people I know.
 barfolomew: Also, in the foreground: huge black bars.
 Korrok: Aw yeah....
Image 238533   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Capital
Score:
233
 
 XLY: eat me
 Micro Jackson: Just waiting to be tossed
 Shay: Old' Gregg is losing it.
 Christina: @Spazstatic Yes, his name is Vegeta.
 Robespierre: Vegetative state achieved
 WTF: Stephen King did it better in "Creepshow"
 Spazstatic: This is a Dragon Ball villain, isn't it?
 barfolomew: When a passed out drunk dude reaches his asshole friends...
Image 238532   03-21-18   Uploaded by    waterudoin
Score:
449
 
 Micro Jackson: It's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
 Side Boob: The joke is were all sheep for capitalism to work.
 Christina: And that's how they all lose their wool.
 Robespierre: @Ulillillia I;M thinking about thos SHEEP
 Ulillillia: @barfolomew I;m thinking about thos brands
 Ulillillia: Strange, because I heard the new Banana products are out.
 Hyphae: @barfolomew @dangerkeith3000 I prefer flipping beans
 Knice: I don't care what you buy. No one does.
 barfolomew: @barfolomew I meant brands, of course, but I'm on my phone. Nevertheless, I stand behind this comment as posted.
 dangerkeith3000: I prefer flip phones.
 barfolomew: I am loyal to my beans because they're better! YOU'RE loyal to YOUR brands because you're a mindless zombie!
 funny in the wall: i'm so glad to be out of the new phone game by the virtue of being a higher tier wage slave with a company phone.
 Yurishiro: Ooooooooh SNAP
Image 238531   03-21-18   Uploaded by    homeless
Score:
891
 
 Booty Kicker: @Christina I lolled irl at this
 Christina: Only good dreams piggo!
 Robespierre: @funny in the wall Through a glass of many decades darkly, my recollection is that it is stringy and, not in a good way, gamey - generic Asian canine, anyway.
 Warrax: Living high on the hog.
 Ulillillia: Chorizo
 funny in the wall: @virtualman also, pigs are very very tasty; not sure about dogs but it sounds like the type you're describing would be stringy
 Yurishiro: Ahhh, the primitive homo sapiens.
 funny in the wall: @virtualman probably, pigs are too smart and poop too much. but yeah, they are awesome
 virtualman: PETA makes a good point; why do we eat one and not the other. I'd much rather have a pet pig than a rat-dog yippy whateverthefuck that is.
 zip file: I would try eating either. Just not the brains because prions are scary.
Image 238530   03-21-18   Uploaded by    house md
Score:
423
 
 Yurishiro: @Mad Collager @Teechur @lecj07 @Hyphae [reluctant slow clap]
 Mad Collager: @Teechur Very nice!
 Mad Collager:
 Teechur: @Hyphae And this is a waist from treats *jiggles belly
 lecj07: @Hyphae and THIS is a waist of threes!*puts on a belt fashioned as a chain of number 3s*
 Hyphae: @Hyphae Waste knot want knot! *Pulls trash from a hollowed out knot of a tree, revealing a tied up rope*
 Hyphae: @Hyphae And THIS is a tree of wastes! *Pulls out tree diagram of trash and unusable by-products*
 Hyphae: @Yurishiro and THIS is a waist of a tree! *Pulls measuring tape around a trunk of a conveniently nearby tree*
 Yurishiro: No this is a waste of trees.
 sparename: These are a rip-off
Image 238529   03-21-18   Uploaded by    jayjay
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