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258178  apoxia: I was born in 1982 and this is how I have always used a cellphone. I just don't get the thumbs thing.

258186  apoxia: Do trees dislike having things nailed to them?

258189  apoxia: New Zealand ignored, yet again.

258202  bug: Opened whole bag of catnip, then got the munchies. Still too stoned to move.

258206  apoxia: I wonder how long the lid was closed.

258209  apoxia: That's a strange prosthetic.

258111  Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258208  addend: Thanks. Not likely, though.

258206  Peter Pantsless: I knew computers could get viruses, but fungal infections?

258139  Annoying Vegan : He looks like the boyfriend in Difficult People

258210  Knice: Humor and airports do not mix well.

258214  Knice: I would pay to see this boi-band.

258149  Annoying Vegan : See that patch of sunlight on top of their head? Thats where I wanna kiss this snug.

258216  Knice: I refer to my ass as 'holy bread.'

258217  Knice: Maybe he could be a spy with that detachable eyeball.

258200  Knice: You know what you did, motherfucker.

258206  Knice: That username.

258162  Annoying Vegan : @Mr. Shine Nothing beats pleats!

258162  Peach: I'm definitely sporty spice. I mean sporty ghost... I mean both.

258188  wolfpk: "I associated them with like weird boxcar hobos and dead bodies thanks to movies" That was safety lesson plan B. It seems to have worked.

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 big butt bum: @Hyphae what do you mean!!!
 jochenau: @wolfpk I also frequently see it rendered "the love of money is the root of all *kinds of* evil," which is another significant difference.
 duckybox: SHUT UP
 Kaviri: Because "outreach"
 wolfpk: This is often misquoted. It is not "money is the root of all evil," it is "THE LOVE of money is the root of all evil." Those two words make a huge difference.
 Jabberwikket: For love of the game
 Whatever: Theyre going to dispose of it safely, like toxic waste
 BavidDowie: Put it in the basket...the laundry basket. Duh.
 Teechur: @Hyphae That's the kind of service I provide.
 funny in the wall: Hail Satan
 funny in the wall: Theres your answer.
 Hyphae: @Teechur hey! I'm not finished! *Several billboards later* ...oh, wait, yes it is, indeed, 42, thank you, @Teechur
 Hyphae: *continued on a separate billboard*... eigenvalues that are the second derivative of the Student's T-test where (qr)! decks of playing cards are randomly shuffled n times, where n is a randomly generated number from a MatLab code with a seednumber equal to the system time divided by the (u)th prime number times the (u+v)th prime number, where v=u modulo , where is the expected heat of reaction of mixing the molecules in the following NMR graphs
 Teechur: @Hyphae 42
 Hyphae: And if i is the square root of all -1, then what is the value of cos(x+i*y), given a restricted modulatuon of Euler's formula where the subset of Cartesian matrix vector-sets in a log-restricted Monte Caro transform satisfies the...
 Ulillillia: To save you by taking that sinful money off your hands
Image 238462   03-20-18   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
Score:
250
 
 Mr Bleak: Never mind the donuts, kid - Joe down there appears to have found a body...
 Peter Pantsless: @Kaviri Either that or he found Jumanji
 Kaviri: Looks like he's bringing donuts to the hard working construction crew. And in so doing, he stopped any progress being made. So boo this child, boo.
 Religion X: I'd like to know the backstory here. The box the kid is holding is probably significant.
 itskando: Hairlmet. Thanks, Don.
Image 238461   03-20-18   Uploaded by    luxbu
Score:
548
 
 Ulillillia: Hey they updated that old guy meme
Image 238460   03-20-18   Uploaded by    god666
Score:
659
 
 Shorts Leng: @Ulillillia Ha! You called it! :-)
 queezy farm: Don't worry. Guys don't think about other girls - they are too busy trying to forget the one they are with now! :-P
 BavidDowie: See, monogamy isn't that bad!
 White Rice: It was meh at first, but I wasnt ready for that closer. Solid surprise, no longer the same man I was before reading it.
 Ulillillia: @Felicity will not be pleased about that hyphen as em-dash.
 Urn BooUrn: This is dumb, but I appreciate the citation of Heraclitus rather than a better recognized name like Plato or Confucius.
Image 238459   03-20-18   Uploaded by    big butt bum
Score:
552
 
 a sedated moose: @Yam that's not becoming a thing.
 weed poop: I like graphed-butts and I cannot mis-measure.
 Yam: A soft ripe cheese
 Mr. Whiskers: But wheres he ingrown hair?
 ignatz: Unless it's goatse
 Nope: Pfft maybe yours.
Image 238458   03-20-18   Uploaded by    killme
Score:
179
 
 jochenau: ...is this from adult kindergarten or something?
 Hyphae: ...um, or you also like... U-user name/upload combos?
 Hyphae: ..also you both like model rockets?
Image 238457   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
Score:
845
 
 Urn BooUrn: Good boy!
Image 238456   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
Score:
300
 
 Mr. Shine: @Nothing I'd watch that.
 Urn BooUrn: I am Sam Fisher. I am the splinter cell.
 Nothing: American Ninja Warrior, Kids Edition
 nathan: Spider kid, spider kid. Did whatever a spider did!
Image 238455   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Bacon Train
Score:
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 Unicorn: Now do Hot House!
 Mr Bleak: And that's not even his final form.
 hajjpodge: I'd like a slice of them.
 Kaviri: I mean, you didn't have to give the tomato men penises. I would still get the joke.
 BavidDowie: Big Boy are pretty good. We used to grow JetStar, don't know if those are still around.
 XLY: Me me big boy
 tib gubb: stupid sexy tomatoes
 sparename: Hip, Hip, PUREE!
 Butcherboy: Try and ketchup @fanny
 fanny: this upload is too saucy for me!
 Mr. Shine: Bush Goliath all the way. That used to be my dancin' name.
Image 238454   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
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 Kaviri: I only drink out of mason jars, but I'm practical about it.
 tib gubb: @a robot don't you judge me!
 a robot: You're not dying, you just can't think of anything good to do!
 tib gubb: bro, do you even irresponsible?
 Urn BooUrn: poor sicky.
Image 238453   03-20-18   Uploaded by    jokertothethief
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