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273191  Entertainmentalist: If a woman parks in this spot, is it okay to ask her if she's pregnant?

273170  Not A Bot: If he really loved her he would have nutted on it.

273196  Littlecraftywolf: better wake mom #273195

273196  KingTrebek: not worth waking mom for

273195  Littlecraftywolf: @Littlecraftywolf ah and here it is #273196

272795  Littlecraftywolf: @trelyate shut up baby i know it

273186  Remp Wulgus: OOOh. The legendary ass burrito.

273187  Littlecraftywolf: wtf is even going on and why does the owl and robot have fingers but none of the humans do?

273195  Littlecraftywolf: optional route: the second coming of jesus then wake her

272892  Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273193  Littlecraftywolf: this guy was up way too late. 8 hours of sleep!

273185  Littlecraftywolf: whats the number? i'd think i'd like to meet this "daisy".

273169  Mad Collager: Sniff, sniff, hey, could somebody order a couple of pizzas?

273168  GTA VII: The fun way to have fun.

273149  KingTrebek: @VoR sounds like a real badass

273062  Greifer: it skips a generation

273070  Greifer: @Greek Fire delendam esse... you greeks,

273174  hajjpodge: @Christina From murder, to more murder.

273079  Greifer: the beauty of north korea?

273180  Greek Fire: JJJ accusing Spider-Man of eating New York's pigeons was a highlight of the new game.

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1. Air Biscuit
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3. addend
4. Teechur
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6. Not A Bot
7. Side Boob
8. Passive
9. dangerkeith3000
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272918 Mad Collager: @Sadbot I don't know where you live, but I, too, would like to help with a chance to meet your goats. I can't travel more than an hour from suburban Washington, DC though - kid responsibilities.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.



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daver uploaded 272808 (809 points)
topcity uploaded 272918 (770 points)
redpeepee uploaded 272760 (762 points)
BaconCake uploaded 273051 (746 points)
parrotsnest uploaded 272855 (746 points)
ratwa uploaded 272791 (741 points)
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Shay uploaded 272798 (739 points)


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 3. Annoying Vegan : 2892 points
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 5. dangerkeith3000: 2827 points
 6. grimes: 2022 points
 7. skunkrocker: 1966 points
 8. grizzly: 1799 points
 9. NoOneImportant: 1786 points
10. Remp Wulgus: 1764 points
11. Never AFK: 1756 points
12. parrotsnest: 1709 points
13. kshoxx: 1694 points
14. Mexico: 1670 points
15. Shay: 1647 points
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Score:
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 Side Boob: Before and after telling him "you are beautiful"
 Not A Bot: Where's your God now "athiest"?
 Mr Mumble: I am Boop
Image 238432   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Booty Kicker
Score:
293
 
 BavidDowie: OW!!!
 Slerzy: No lungs or heart...yet there is a conch shell. Is that how mermaids breathe?
 sparename: Eviscerating By Numbers
 charlemagne: where's the funny bone? the wrenched ankle? the charley horse?
 eurotrash: Remind me not to invite Richard Rogers to dinner again..
 Warrax: Damn dude that conch fucked you up.
 Nope: hehe shaft
 tehghost: That's gotta hurt!
 Peter Pantsless: Well there's your problem
Image 238431   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
Score:
574
 
 sparename: Hey, it's just like a Growbag but called Something Else
 bug: That's... actually pretty efficient.
Image 238430   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
771
 
 Mr Bleak: Alright! Who farted?
 Beef Supreme: Divine
 wolfpk: Panda dog!
 edvard: Dogo says: Do your laundry!
Image 238429   03-20-18   Uploaded by    ptrain
Score:
466
 
 Wort Mumpus: @hajjpodge more like the same D face
 Mr Bleak: @petepuma @glenalec Well, you just walked in while they were busy! Didn't you learn to knock?
 hajjpodge: @glenalec They just have the same O-face.
 petepuma: electrical outlets look surprised why
 itskando: Heimlich
 Mad Collager: Socket to me, Baby!
 jeffrey: Ac-dc
 sparename: Blue, blue, electric blue...
 bromide: Neither of them look very happy about the situation.
Image 238428   03-20-18   Uploaded by    rip odb
Score:
630
 
 Shay: Who's a good lawyer?
Image 238427   03-20-18   Uploaded by    rory
Score:
195
 
 mexican: @wolfpk No need to be rude.
 bug: *Rolls down window* Can I get the name of that lawyer?
 wolfpk: Are you sure it was just a better lawyer?
Image 238426   03-20-18   Uploaded by    MamboNumber6
Score:
283
 
 barfolomew: To get through this thing called life.
 petepuma: @illBilliam OMG i had typed this exact thing and then looked up at the existing replies
 Darmstadtium: He shouldn't have worn his redshirt
 illBilliam: He died the way he lived; waiting for a Home Depot store clerk to help him find something.
 Teechur: #238423
Image 238425   03-20-18   Uploaded by    DogsRGreat
Score:
430
 
 Not A Bot: When you explore the abyss, the abyss explores you too...
Image 238424   03-20-18   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
522
 
 Rev80: Mmmmmmm Forbidden Fondant
 Annoying Vegan : Is this actually a cake?
 grizzly: Dear beloved, we are gathered here today...
 sparename: Donut Shaped Universe
Image 238423   03-20-18   Uploaded by    cybeq
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