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273244  SurfNTurf: Bruh, try moving that decimal a space over to the right to get someone to let your creepy ass crank off on their boots...

273224  dobbiesdoogs: in the beginning I had a lot to say about my father in the middle east but he is not the one that we have seen before that we could check out our new book on this issue of our lives

273224  FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

273263  ignatz: They like computers cos they're warm

273244  eevee: Dirk Stedanko

273242  ignatz: Th Chinese 'Social Credits' plan is straight outta Scarfolk..

273246  ignatz: @sparename my Coeliac grandma switched to tequila- guaranteed wheat-free

273145  Bob: Sorry Canada.

273259  Amy Housewine: * MGM lion roar *

273251  Amy Housewine: Me and my shadow/And now to repeat what I said at the start/They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart

273190  VoR: Singing*

273258  sparename: *-one else does

273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

273255  sparename: Is-a that in the kitchen - Wot ama gonna' do?

273262  sparename: Like the guy who runs the Dutch drivers' roadside cafe - Snack van Open

273246  sparename: My Coeliac friend feels safer with rum

273253  Shay: No sir, our Beauty of North Korea quota is done so scram.

273249  sparename: "Any Mownten Do?"

273254  Shay: *more pylons SFX intensifies*

273255  Shay: Hate to burst your bubble, but there's no casting call for Rat King in the next Michael Bay-raped TMNT movie.

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273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273224 dobbiesdoogs: in the beginning I had a lot to say about my father in the middle east but he is not the one that we have seen before that we could check out our new book on this issue of our lives

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874



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Score:
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 mrdiron: The Ethernets is growing!
 wolfpk: This is taking "short cut" to literally!
 Not A Bot: Be carefuly pulling those pants back up, boyo.
 wwwdotcom: When costs of labor (decommissioning the rack), exceeds the value of the items (oh those beautiful cables, cut short in their prime) :-(
 Shay: Must've been someone's last day on the job.
 dangerkeith3000: Wang Computer
 BavidDowie: A high-tension cable snapped
 stunt nuts: Ethernyet
 Micro Jackson: Fuck yo ethernet
 ping: Finally gone wireless, I see.
 mexican: This means the sysadmin was fired today.
 NO JOKES: Is that why the internet was so slow today?
 sparename: Ethernot
Image 238395   03-20-18   Uploaded by    breadtoaster
Score:
849
 
 karmakat: it's tempting but...it's warmer inside.
 Micro Jackson: Resting up for the postal worker visit
Image 238394   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Christina
Score:
451
 
 UltraBeverly: Mr Wang bought my friends house for 1m over asking in a 30 second negotiation. Ah the good old days.
 a robot: I have a thrift store coffee mug with the Wang logo on it. It's my favorite
 Shay: Wu + Tang = Wang
 Stom Premben: Double comment, double wang
 rachel: Big Wang Bai's corporation
 Hyphae: @sparename I did a report on Dr Wang when I was in middle school! I felt so special when I saw this episode and got the reference!
 sparename: I seem to remember the support team being called "Wang Cares"
Image 238393   03-20-18   Uploaded by    nosferatudude
Score:
145
 
 Micro Jackson: That's tite, whitey
 skillet: If you can't be an athlete, at least be an athletic supporter.
 Peter Pantsless: What? It's a strap for a jock. A jockstrap, if you will
Image 238392   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
Score:
381
 
 Captain Marsupial: View from Phobos
 Shay: The Sega Saturn goes in the middle.
 Bacon Train: The Mars is small. The milky way is far away
 ping: [Space Odyssey intensifies]
 Peter Pantsless: Some serious username/upload synergy here
Image 238391   03-20-18   Uploaded by    dad
Score:
1031
 
 anonimos: Where we are going...we won't need doors.
 Mr Bleak: Just how fast we he going when he hit the wall?
 Oober: So, you thought you could bury your past, did you?
 Shay: @Warrax DID SOMEONE SAY PIZZA?! (fixed)
 Minnesotan: this... this is a private residence, man
 uncannie: Kowabunga
 kazzy94: Peek a boo!
 Warrax: DID SOMEONE SAY CAKE?!
 jochenau: OH YEAH, Kool-Aid's here!
 Mr. Shine: "Heard you was talkin' sh!t."
 sparename: What an eggshell finish!
 dobbiesdoogs: the invasion was terrifying, but not swift
Image 238390   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Christina
Score:
137
 
 Ulillillia: So I'm guessing the message is that walking is good exercise for your heart, but this looks like the heart is saying it will take forever to walk there so don't do it
Image 238389   03-20-18   Uploaded by    youshall
Score:
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 dangerkeith3000: @a robot That picture is ok. And my work is strict on that kind of stuff. It helps the ones you see aren't human penises and look nothing like one.
 a robot: @dangerkeith3000 I would but it seems a bit NSFW (but awesome/hilarious): tinyurl.com/…
 Annoying Vegan : @Christina Oops!
 Micro Jackson: But there are a lot of dicks inside
 dangerkeith3000: How about instead of this note, we have a picture of the actual penis museum?! I'd upload it but this website somehow deletes all my uploads over and over again since around last October so I can't post anything.
 WTF: Instructions unclear, flashed penis to office staff.
 Warrax: @Nope Not Greg's penis, but the whole Greg.
 Nope: @dobbiesdoogs Except Greg
 dobbiesdoogs: i mean, there are a few penises here, but none of them are museum-worthy
 Christina: People are still get confused: #237228.
Image 238388   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
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 ping: Internet memes have taught me that huskies are constantly waiting to see if you will react to a punchline.
Image 238387   03-20-18   Uploaded by    salmiakki
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 XLY: I FUCKING LOVE STRAWBERRIES!!
 BavidDowie: Turtle
 ping: Looks brutal.
 Yam: @Yam Agh the old switcheroo! Bamboozled again!
 Yam: @Christina I wish somebody loved me as much as this parrot loves croissantss
 Christina: I wish I was as happy as this turtle.
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