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272956  Paint Chips: I JUST HAD SE-EX!!

272932  SurfNTurf: Gaia Theory, you say?

272933  Science: Clockwork Doggo

272942  mrdiron: "Based on a tweet" is unfortunately something you hear a lot of these days

272549  Mr Bleak: @Air Biscuit Beauty of North Korea.

272930  topcity: That T-Rex isn't to scale

272943  Side Boob: They are just kidding. Cats already control the world.

272873  Side Boob: What? No dinner or flowers?

272869  Urn BooUrn: Instructions unclear, grease burns on dick.

272896  Side Boob: Nothing escapes babushka network.

272952  Niels Bohr: What's she going to do when she realizes she's 3 times smarter than the rest of her family.

272902  Side Boob: I think this is from "Disenchantment" on Netflix. I enjoyed it!

272895  Urn BooUrn: It's recursive, The is a tiny man inside him cosplaying as the convention center. And so on.

272910  Urn BooUrn: Mommmmmmm. Your embarrassing me.

272907  Side Boob: Talk to your puppy about Hitler.

272913  Side Boob: Want to play with both of them!

272923  Side Boob: Raxacoricofallapatorius called...Did you fart?

272931  Side Boob: Sorry about your tuberculosis :(

272933  Side Boob: *Borkfs mechanically*

272934  Not A Bot: too much time on thier hands (or is that too many hands on their time......)

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272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

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 trepanation: That's just bats!
 Micro Jackson: Time to get out the big bats!
 dangerkeith3000: BALL SACK!
 petepuma: either that bat is huge or she's really small
 Baby Jesus: @barfolomew Insane in the ...
 Christina: Bats are nice.
 DogsRGreat: ALFRED!! HELP ME!!!
 funny in the wall: how vascular
 Robespierre: Sixty quid, and eight for the fruit bat.
 Ulillillia: Shikaka!
 barfolomew: Nice membrane!
Image 238373   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 Robespierre: @a sedated moose Stardom is a cruel mistress
 Ulillillia: Phone home
 Yam: @a sedated moose Floaty Coat Jones
 a sedated moose: An I supposed to care who this is?
Image 238372   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
 AFanOfSprite: agreed @Whatever
 wolfpk: Mondays!
 Micro Jackson: K-cup does not increase intelligence
 petepuma: done this more than once
 fanny: that's nothing. I've brewed a whole pot without putting the pot underneath before. more than once.
 addend: Mmm... a hot mug of derp coffee.
 Whatever: Instructions unclear
 flatluigi: Really need a strong cup of coffee before operating a coffee machine..
Image 238371   03-20-18   Uploaded by    spacedawg
 Greifer: battlecat on the floor
 barfolomew: @funny in the wall I also shouldn't act like I know deep he-man lore. I don't know.
 funny in the wall: @barfolomew isn't his face a skeleton face? i tried rewatching it recently but it was, shall we say, not very good
 barfolomew: @funny in the wall he's not all skeleton, but you're right, he had no side tissue... it's all rock hard.
 Whatever: Trumps latest portrait does capture his best side
 Robespierre: "Hi, I'm Frazier Thomas. This evening on "Family Classics", young Jim Hawkins sets sail for ADVENTURE in the classic film adaptation of..."
 charlemagne: nee hee hee hee hee heee
 morrissey: "There are 206 bones in your body, want one more?"
 a robot: If I had a fireplace and mantle I would definitely get this framed to hang above it
 funny in the wall: drinking with no soft tissue must be interesting.
 Annoying Vegan : Live, laugh, love
Image 238370   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
 a sedated moose: Feels good, man.
 Side Boob: Meeoooww...*cough* I mean "Ho Ho Ho!"
Image 238369   03-20-18   Uploaded by    myrealname
 Mad Collager: Lola Bunny's dogs
 barfolomew: Show puppies!
Image 238368   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
 Zukero: Put no more bricks in the wall!
 Captain Marsupial: Better put a chain on it. Ya don't want that wall ta get away, now.
Image 238367   03-20-18   Uploaded by    beyardo
 Zukero: Jarett Bostick is my new dancing name! (I might spell it Beau-Stick)
 poetrysucks: Happy birthday! #238364
 jochenau: Maybe don't post people's names/numbers :(
 Ulillillia: It can only be Jarett
 dangerkeith3000: *calls number and leaves sexy message*
 Side Boob: Quick! Everyone call Jarett! (do not do this)
Image 238366   03-20-18   Uploaded by    superfudge
 Warrax: Most books say that about me for some reason.
 Zukero: Must be true then.
Image 238365   03-20-18   Uploaded by    elmstreet
 addend: (Counts in binary.)
 Backhand: Like a feather
 Ulillillia: Says right here that you're a female dog
 Side Boob: Less cupcakes and more walkies.
 Vorm Gongo: [gurgling noises intensify] FEED ME
 Osiris: Oh, you
 Semaphore: This doggo does not need any more fat and/or sugar, particularly at that age
Image 238364   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
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