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258601  Not A Bot: Oh most Glittering Highness, I can only grovel and slobber at your feet. What is your command O Violent, Beautiful Majesty?

258568  VoR: Super glue

258568  VoR: Super that works for up to 9 lives

258590  Hokie333: From what I can find, this is a golf game that lets you customize your player character's outfit. So there's probably a Che Guevara shirt or something in there (and a U.S. flag bikini for, y'know, balance).

258591  fanny: that's a lot of croissants

258590  hajjpodge: @Sadbot JFC. I don't know how I forgot about that but goddamn.

257011  Mr Bleak: @fanny @Annoying Vegan Currently pixelated, and given the colour and general shape I' not putting on my "you looked at" list!

258598  VoR: Taste the rainbow in its purest form...

258403  smusher: Beauty of North Dakota

257018  Mr Bleak: Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother; You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive; Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'; And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive; Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive; Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive

258596  sporky: Lord, what year is this from?

258574  BavidDowie: Those who are about to borkf, we sa'boop you!

258577  BavidDowie: I said Bebop ON HALF

258589  Shay: Ralph had enough of it.

258591  Sadbot: I may have ruined my suspension, but at least I got a good deal on hella melons!

258579  BavidDowie: dat make-up sammich, doh...

258596  Peter Pantsless: Well this chart is way off. I use windows, but I'm an idiot with no life.

258592  Sadbot: That round sticker is for a sheet metal workers union app. Unions are going to going to get ground into nothing if they don't step up and show some solidarity with minority labor.

258605  Peter Pantsless: #justpuppythings

258591  Felicity: Become a part of the new and exciting Zontar team

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258402 Uncle Phil: Nerdy Jizz Tyrant

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

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258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

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 trepanation: That's just bats!
 Micro Jackson: Time to get out the big bats!
 dangerkeith3000: BALL SACK!
 petepuma: either that bat is huge or she's really small
 Otterman: @barfolomew Insane in the ...
 Christina: Bats are nice.
 DogsRGreat: ALFRED!! HELP ME!!!
 funny in the wall: how vascular
 Robespierre: Sixty quid, and eight for the fruit bat.
 Ulillillia: Shikaka!
 barfolomew: Nice membrane!
Image 238373   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 Robespierre: @a sedated moose Stardom is a cruel mistress
 Ulillillia: Phone home
 Yam: @a sedated moose Floaty Coat Jones
 a sedated moose: An I supposed to care who this is?
Image 238372   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
 AFanOfSprite: agreed @Whatever
 wolfpk: Mondays!
 Micro Jackson: K-cup does not increase intelligence
 petepuma: done this more than once
 fanny: that's nothing. I've brewed a whole pot without putting the pot underneath before. more than once.
 addend: Mmm... a hot mug of derp coffee.
 Whatever: Instructions unclear
 ignatz: Really need a strong cup of coffee before operating a coffee machine..
Image 238371   03-20-18   Uploaded by    spacedawg
 Greifer: battlecat on the floor
 barfolomew: @funny in the wall I also shouldn't act like I know deep he-man lore. I don't know.
 funny in the wall: @barfolomew isn't his face a skeleton face? i tried rewatching it recently but it was, shall we say, not very good
 barfolomew: @funny in the wall he's not all skeleton, but you're right, he had no side tissue... it's all rock hard.
 Whatever: Trumps latest portrait does capture his best side
 Robespierre: "Hi, I'm Frazier Thomas. This evening on "Family Classics", young Jim Hawkins sets sail for ADVENTURE in the classic film adaptation of..."
 charlemagne: nee hee hee hee hee heee
 morrissey: "There are 206 bones in your body, want one more?"
 a robot: If I had a fireplace and mantle I would definitely get this framed to hang above it
 funny in the wall: drinking with no soft tissue must be interesting.
 Annoying Vegan : Live, laugh, love
Image 238370   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
 a sedated moose: Feels good, man.
 Side Boob: Meeoooww...*cough* I mean "Ho Ho Ho!"
Image 238369   03-20-18   Uploaded by    myrealname
 Mad Collager: Lola Bunny's dogs
 barfolomew: Show puppies!
Image 238368   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
 Zukero: Put no more bricks in the wall!
 Captain Marsupial: Better put a chain on it. Ya don't want that wall ta get away, now.
Image 238367   03-20-18   Uploaded by    beyardo
 Zukero: Jarett Bostick is my new dancing name! (I might spell it Beau-Stick)
 poetrysucks: Happy birthday! #238364
 jochenau: Maybe don't post people's names/numbers :(
 Ulillillia: It can only be Jarett
 dangerkeith3000: *calls number and leaves sexy message*
 Side Boob: Quick! Everyone call Jarett! (do not do this)
Image 238366   03-20-18   Uploaded by    superfudge
 Warrax: Most books say that about me for some reason.
 Zukero: Must be true then.
Image 238365   03-20-18   Uploaded by    elmstreet
 addend: (Counts in binary.)
 Otterman: Like a feather
 Ulillillia: Says right here that you're a female dog
 Side Boob: Less cupcakes and more walkies.
 Vorm Gongo: [gurgling noises intensify] FEED ME
 Osiris: Oh, you
 Semaphore: This doggo does not need any more fat and/or sugar, particularly at that age
Image 238364   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
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