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258206  Peter Pantsless: I knew computers could get viruses, but fungal infections?

258139  Annoying Vegan : He looks like the boyfriend in Difficult People

258210  Knice: Humor and airports do not mix well.

258214  Knice: I would pay to see this boi-band.

258149  Annoying Vegan : See that patch of sunlight on top of their head? Thats where I wanna kiss this snug.

258216  Knice: I refer to my ass as 'holy bread.'

258217  Knice: Maybe he could be a spy with that detachable eyeball.

258200  Knice: You know what you did, motherfucker.

258206  Knice: That username.

258162  Annoying Vegan : @Mr. Shine Nothing beats pleats!

258162  Peach: I'm definitely sporty spice. I mean sporty ghost... I mean both.

258188  wolfpk: "I associated them with like weird boxcar hobos and dead bodies thanks to movies" That was safety lesson plan B. It seems to have worked.

258218  booger: It's close, how was sleeping on the couch ?

258190  wolfpk: But I don't want to eat cats and dogs!

258191  wolfpk: Bison: Ignore that stupid sign dude!

258206  Scoo: Gross, wash your hands occasionally!

258199  Annoying Vegan : Eeee! The widdol toofs! :D

258198  Peach: That golden looks just like my Ginger, eye goobers and all.

258207  wolfpk: Wonder Woman is expanding her transportation.

258176  Not A Bot: A face only a carrion-gobbling scavenger could love.

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258044 DrNinjaman: "SPACE GHOST, COME OUT FOR YOUR WEEKLY BEATING!"

258106 augustus: @SuedeOxford you get em

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

258041 DrNinjaman: Tonight, we drink!

258111 DrNinjaman: Make America Gape Again

257995 Passive: The pain is real

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?

257969 WannaBee: The before picture #258041



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11. DerMantis: 1891 points
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Score:
517
 
 Mad Collager: @Side Boob Yeah, they're right near the front boobs.
 Side Boob: @Mad Collager She has bananas? :v
 Mad Collager: Am I the first guy who took awhile to even notice she was holding bananas?
 charlemagne: one of us one of us one of us
 dangerkeith3000: Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
 HighCactus: @Dr Awkward I can't it's attached to my body! D:
 WTF: The scary thing is she's swimming in Lake Erie!
 Yam: @Dr Awkward Maybe you should stop doing the things that matter most to you in your life. See? Not very helpful.
 petepuma: she's about to learn a hard lesson mob rule
 Dr Awkward: Maybe stop swimming with bananas and this wouldn't keep happening
Image 238363   03-20-18   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
242
 
 VeeKay: Hello again shit
 dangerkeith3000: "Bird shit on tinted window. Dried by sun."
 Gazden: In every piece of art, the artist doesn't depict a subject but, himself.
 Dr Awkward: This bird need to expand its shit-art repertoire.
Image 238362   03-20-18   Uploaded by    crazyfingers
Score:
355
 
 Micro Jackson: Bear vs. bear! Who will triumph?
 Christina: That's how you deal with black bears.
 dangerkeith3000: ANOTHER russian bachelor? Too many to choose from!
 bigASShobo: This is my rassinfrackin' land, and I don't care what no man from no Tennessee Valley Authority says, consarnit!
 Peter Pantsless: "So you think you're smarter than the average bear, eh?"
 Ihminen: vodka something something russia
Image 238361   03-20-18   Uploaded by    superfudge
Score:
274
 
 Mr Bleak: The spice must ... not flow.
 humanfog: Salt and Pepper's here and we're in a bag.
 Micro Jackson: A good way to cut down
 Teechur: Not even the Harlem Shake can get the spice out!
Image 238360   03-20-18   Uploaded by    carlin
Image 238359 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by superfudge. You have brought shame on us, superfudge.
Score:
327
 
 nerdhulk: There are photos like this in the old hairstyle books from 1993 that my hairstylist has
 Mad Collager: @Yam Sorry, skimmed over your comment. I will plus in supplication.
 Mad Collager: I dunno, maybe "Lonely Style" would be more apt.
 Zukero: Almost no photoshopping was used on his chompers.
 jochenau: "Just Elmer's Glue my shit up." "Say no more."
 Yam: Lonely Style *
 Dr Awkward: The ladyboy backs his car into her garage.
 Not A Bot: rose erough
 Father Goose: Hair styles from the future year 2028?
Image 238358   03-20-18   Uploaded by    nightmarez
Score:
251
 
 Dr Awkward: Can confirm that this is shopped.
Image 238357   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
Score:
751
 
 Dr Awkward: @Greek Fire Superb username / comment synergy.
 Greek Fire: @petepuma Catlas
 petepuma: how long do you need me to hold this up?
Image 238356   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Tacorleone
Score:
395
 
 space: Parent and small child swing. Cool.
 VeeKay: This sex swing is unusable.
 Yam: Instructions unclear
 when so: Do a 180!
 petepuma: I remember the ol' face kicker
Image 238355   03-20-18   Uploaded by    robocop
Score:
256
 
 psyops: Actually, I assume it is so you can 'feel the softness' and then reseal them and return them to the shelf contaminated with whatever was on your unwashed-for-days fingers.
 CrookedCop: @cenecia - It's so after you've worn them you can re-pack them and sell them to perverts on the internet, of course!
 cenecia: I've always wondered why they do this for socks and underwear. There's gotta be a reason right?
 Mad Collager: @Yam Here's to much interesting utter vileness!
 Lemonator: @Yam [narrows eyes] Touche...
 Yam: @Yurishiro if it wasnt utterly vile, it wouldnt be interesting.
 someguynameded: @Yam Jesus Christ though man, too much detail!
 Yam: Related/gross: My job has been so hectic lately I had to start wearing that cornstarch antichafe stuff. Now I have to stop wearing it because its made my buttcrack smell like a ripe soft cheese (which upon typing, is s good euphemism for a butt)
 petepuma: if they're not fresh i don't want them
 VoR: Use it again for sandwiches .. oooh so so soft.
 a sedated moose: I hate it when my britches go bad before I even get to eat them.
Image 238354   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
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