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268212  Felicity: No, I have to agree with Ross on this one

268215  Felicity: Mom's fusilli

268222  Felicity: Mmm, beer cigars

268225  Felicity: If it weren't for lead objects being out there in the world, Superman wouldn't be able to use them to fight villains with Kryptonite powers

268253  ignatz: Is it meme you're looking for?

268227  Felicity: If you can dodgi a wund

268224  hajjpodge: @Mexico This is not King of the Hill.

268229  Felicity: Save that cat!

268256  gutwheat: We once had a "poop bandit" at work. He would draw on the walls of the bathroom with his shit. This went on for months and no one could ever find him. I was finally able to apprehend him after a Mexican lunch. I saw him go in and I saw him go out.

268235  Felicity: Tee hee!

268237  Felicity: @Knice Like the Acolytes Protection Agency!

268244  Felicity: 1. What line about too many pills in Ibiza? 2. Who died? 3. Did they say how he died? 4. How did he die? 5. Was it too many pills?

268242  grizzly: @Dr Awkward I played a show with them once in like 2000.

268247  Sadbot: @Theta Zero Still more rewarding than crafting your own voice, style, and jokes. SEO tends to reward the palatable and recognizable

268238  tib gubb: Me too, kitty. Me too.

268242  tib gubb: That's just big Dave

268172  Joseph: Can you actually eat them? I have a box full of instant dinners for hiking that have one of these in them, and they are impossible to get out..

268255  bubbles: You missed a piece.

268200  Joseph: My mind was changed by a bumper sticker

268242  Dr Awkward: ...and the kids table?

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268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?



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Score:
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 Mad Collager: @Side Boob Yeah, they're right near the front boobs.
 Side Boob: @Mad Collager She has bananas? :v
 Mad Collager: Am I the first guy who took awhile to even notice she was holding bananas?
 charlemagne: one of us one of us one of us
 dangerkeith3000: Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
 HighCactus: @Dr Awkward I can't it's attached to my body! D:
 WTF: The scary thing is she's swimming in Lake Erie!
 Yam: @Dr Awkward Maybe you should stop doing the things that matter most to you in your life. See? Not very helpful.
 petepuma: she's about to learn a hard lesson mob rule
 Dr Awkward: Maybe stop swimming with bananas and this wouldn't keep happening
Image 238363   03-20-18   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
242
 
 VeeKay: Hello again shit
 dangerkeith3000: "Bird shit on tinted window. Dried by sun."
 Gazden: In every piece of art, the artist doesn't depict a subject but, himself.
 Dr Awkward: This bird need to expand its shit-art repertoire.
Image 238362   03-20-18   Uploaded by    crazyfingers
Score:
355
 
 Micro Jackson: Bear vs. bear! Who will triumph?
 Christina: That's how you deal with black bears.
 dangerkeith3000: ANOTHER russian bachelor? Too many to choose from!
 bigASShobo: This is my rassinfrackin' land, and I don't care what no man from no Tennessee Valley Authority says, consarnit!
 Peter Pantsless: "So you think you're smarter than the average bear, eh?"
 Ihminen: vodka something something russia
Image 238361   03-20-18   Uploaded by    superfudge
Score:
274
 
 Mr Bleak: The spice must ... not flow.
 humanfog: Salt and Pepper's here and we're in a bag.
 Micro Jackson: A good way to cut down
 Teechur: Not even the Harlem Shake can get the spice out!
Image 238360   03-20-18   Uploaded by    carlin
Image 238359 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by superfudge. Your image was bad, superfudge.
Score:
327
 
 nerdhulk: There are photos like this in the old hairstyle books from 1993 that my hairstylist has
 Mad Collager: @Yam Sorry, skimmed over your comment. I will plus in supplication.
 Mad Collager: I dunno, maybe "Lonely Style" would be more apt.
 Zukero: Almost no photoshopping was used on his chompers.
 jochenau: "Just Elmer's Glue my shit up." "Say no more."
 Yam: Lonely Style *
 Dr Awkward: The ladyboy backs his car into her garage.
 Not A Bot: rose erough
 Father Goose: Hair styles from the future year 2028?
Image 238358   03-20-18   Uploaded by    nightmarez
Score:
251
 
 Dr Awkward: Can confirm that this is shopped.
Image 238357   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
Score:
751
 
 Dr Awkward: @Greek Fire Superb username / comment synergy.
 Greek Fire: @petepuma Catlas
 petepuma: how long do you need me to hold this up?
Image 238356   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Tacorleone
Score:
395
 
 space: Parent and small child swing. Cool.
 VeeKay: This sex swing is unusable.
 Yam: Instructions unclear
 when so: Do a 180!
 petepuma: I remember the ol' face kicker
Image 238355   03-20-18   Uploaded by    robocop
Score:
256
 
 psyops: Actually, I assume it is so you can 'feel the softness' and then reseal them and return them to the shelf contaminated with whatever was on your unwashed-for-days fingers.
 CrookedCop: @cenecia - It's so after you've worn them you can re-pack them and sell them to perverts on the internet, of course!
 cenecia: I've always wondered why they do this for socks and underwear. There's gotta be a reason right?
 Mad Collager: @Yam Here's to much interesting utter vileness!
 Lemonator: @Yam [narrows eyes] Touche...
 Yam: @Yurishiro if it wasnt utterly vile, it wouldnt be interesting.
 someguynameded: @Yam Jesus Christ though man, too much detail!
 Yam: Related/gross: My job has been so hectic lately I had to start wearing that cornstarch antichafe stuff. Now I have to stop wearing it because its made my buttcrack smell like a ripe soft cheese (which upon typing, is s good euphemism for a butt)
 petepuma: if they're not fresh i don't want them
 VoR: Use it again for sandwiches .. oooh so so soft.
 a sedated moose: I hate it when my britches go bad before I even get to eat them.
Image 238354   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
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